Things Dogs Think and Do That Annoy Us
As a person who has lived with dogs for life, here are some of the things that frustrate me the most.The Top Ten
1 ''This food looks delicious because I made it.'' *Eats poop*
2 ''Gosh, so thirsty. NEAT! A TOILET!'' *Drinks from toilet*
3 ''There's a dog next to me! I will show him who's boss!'' *Barks at neighbor's dog(s)*
On my neibherhood there is a beagle and a pit bull. The pit bull goes "RUFF RUFF RUFF! " beagle goes,"RUUFF! " for 9 hours.
4 ''I know the human won't like it, but I have to pee!'' *Pees while it's being bathed*
Lol. This is kind of funny, but gross.
Little kids pee in the bat, too
5 ''Oh, the human has a weird stench today...'' *Smells you when you're in that time of the month*
Ha ha, does this happen all the time? As a male, I have no idea.
6 ''Pee inside, or pee outside, that is the question.'' *Pees on your jeans*
7 ''I don't feel well... I think I'll eat this grass which the human has just cut.'' *Eats your grass*
8 ''Woo-hoo! These jeans taste so good!'' *Bites your jeans off*
9 ''Hey, this music rocks!'' *Is happy when human plays Justin Bieber songs*
This happened to me. My sister used to love Justin Bieber, and played a song in the house. I despise him. So, my dog started barking, and jumping around, and she does that when she's happy. Oh crap.
10 "Gotta get that bird!" *scratches the bird's cage*
The Contenders
11 "Ugh! I hate taking baths!" *jumps out of the tub and runs around in the house*
I added this because I thought it would be funny and annoying at the same time.
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