Top 10 Rap Songs with the Worst Premises

As rap evolved from its early days, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like The Marshall Mathers LP and Graduation, rap deserved its spot as the dominant genre of the decade.

However, its quality declined significantly over time. With albums like Souljaboytellem.com and Encore, it's safe to say that they don't compare to classics like Illmatic and The Chronic. Unfortunately, this decline in quality has continued.

Today, we're going to take a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.

The Top Ten

Fack - Eminem

This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. Fack is abysmal. -3/5. Oh, this is not Eminem.
Stimulated - Tyga

Tyga, in this song, is bragging about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.
Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of age now.
Doesn't make what he did correct, however.
Ass Like That - Eminem

The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.
TRIUMPH IS A PUPPET.
It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level of needing to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent, this is my least favorite Eminem song.

Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).
I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

This counts because Tyga's in it.
Lolly - Maejor Ali
Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
U.O.E.N.O - Rocko

This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with and a boring song in hindsight.
23 - Mike Will Made-It
Lollipop - Lil Wayne

As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his 'lollipop'.
Disgusting.
Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis

People need to stop with these stupid dance move songs. Like seriously, the least they can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics. But come on, what is the problem? Maybe have some taste in dance moves, but no in creating good music.

This is a clone of Crank That. Except Crank That has more class than this piece of trash.

The Newcomers

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Heil Hitler - Ye
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Adolf Hitler is My N***a - Yung Oogway & Master Oogway

This song needs to be on here. It's racist, offensive, and his voice is also really, really cringe.

The Contenders

Rack City - Tyga
Birthday Song - 2 Chainz

This song is about 2 Chainz wanting something for his birthday.
"All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*
All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*"
Unfortunately, what he wants for his birthday is like mainstream rap nowadays. Boring and unoriginal. And also misogynistic.
Crank That - Soulja Boy
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Whistle - Flo Rida
Watch Me - Silento
No Type - Rae Sremmurd

"I ain't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like."
So, this song is about... liking bad girls?
Also, nice contradiction.
No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd

I love how this song is about not flexing when all they do is flex throughout the entire song. The premise is boring on its own, but they contradict it so badly.

This song doesn't even have a premise. They keep changing what it's about over and over again.
Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis
Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
Flatline - B.O.B
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
Insane - Eminem

Even though I don't think this song is terrible, it's not good.
The premise, however, is about Eminem claiming his stepfather molested him as a child.
Why? Just why?
Loyal - Chris Brown

"These hoes ain't loyal."
Yeah...
Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff