Top 10 Rap Songs With Terrible Premises

As rap evolved from the lowest of the low, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'Graduation', rap deserved it's spot as the most popular genre of the 2000s.

But it lost quality greatly within the decade. With albums like 'Souljaboytellem(dot)com' and 'Encore', it's safe to say that they're trash compared to 'Illmatic' and 'The Chronic'. And the decline in quality is still going on.

Today, we are going to be taking a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.
The Top Ten
1 Stimulated - Tyga

A song about making out with the then-underage Kylie Jenner, by an already terrible rapper. Not only that, it samples the dream version of Robert Miles' Children, in a song about going at it with someone who wasn't even the age of consent at the time. How classy.

Tyga, in this song, is BRAGGING about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.

Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of consent now.

Doesn't make what he did correct, however.

2 Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis Cover Art

People need to stop with these stupid ass dance move songs. Like seriously, the least you can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics but come on what the hell is the problem? Maybe some taste in dance moves, but in creating good music, no.

This is a clone of Crank That. Except Crank That has more class than this piece of trash.

3 Whistle - Flo Rida Whistle - Flo Rida Cover Art
4 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Cover Art
5 Ass Like That - Eminem Ass Like That - Eminem Cover Art

The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.

TRIUMPH IS A PUPPET.

It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level as to need to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent; this is my least favorite Eminem song.

Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).

6 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer Bubble Butt - Major Lazer Cover Art
7 Fack - Eminem Fack - Eminem Cover Art

This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. FCAK is abysmal. -3/5. Ohh...this is not Eminem.

If these songs have terrible premises they should just vacate them. HAW!

8 Watch Me - Silento Watch Me - Silento Cover Art
9 Lollipop - Lil Wayne Lollipop - Lil Wayne Cover Art

As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his "lollipop".

Disgusting.

10 23 - Mike Will Made-It 23 - Mike Will Made-It Cover Art
The Contenders
11 Rack City - Tyga Rack City - Tyga Cover Art

Barring its boring... everything, it's just obscure in it's meaning at first look and even further analyses after that.

"I got ya grandma on my d*** (ha ha)"

Ugh...

12 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd Cover Art

I love how this song is about not flexing when all they do is flex throughout the entire song. The premise is boring on its own, but they contradict it so bad.

This song doesn't even have a premise. They keep changing what it's about over and over and over again.

13 My Humps - Black Eyed Peas My Humps - Black Eyed Peas Cover Art
14 Lolly - Maejor Ali Lolly - Maejor Ali Cover Art
15 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika I Might Go Lesbian - Manika Cover Art

This counts cause Tyga's in it.

16 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Cover Art

This song is about 2 Chainz wanting something for his birthday.

"All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*
All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*"

Unfortunately, what he wants for his birthday is like mainstream rap nowadays. Boring and unoriginal. And also misogynistic.

17 Crank That - Soulja Boy Crank That - Soulja Boy Cover Art
18 U.O.E.N.O - Rocko U.O.E.N.O - Rocko Cover Art

This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with, and a boring song in hindsight.

19 Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis Cover Art
20 Insane - Eminem Insane - Eminem Cover Art

Even though I don't think this song is terrible, it's not good.

The premise, however, is about Eminem claiming his stepfather molested him as a child.

... why? Just why?

21 No Type - Rae Sremmurd No Type - Rae Sremmurd Cover Art

Contradicts itself during the beginning of the song, and the lyrics make it seem like it was an argument about hookers where the girls left the car after they paid the losers because they knew it wasn't worth a menage.

"I ain't got no type, bad b****es is the only thing that I like"

So, this song is about... liking bad girls?

Also, nice contradiction.

22 Loyal - Chris Brown Loyal - Chris Brown Cover Art

"These ho's ain't loyal."

Yeah...

23 Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff Cover Art
24 Fine China - Chris Brown Fine China - Chris Brown Cover Art
25 Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'em Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'em Cover Art
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