Top Ten Reasons Elf On the Shelf is Creepy

Elf On The Shelf's are elves that you can buy at a store with a book, and it'll tell you how to treat your elf. You can name it, and then register it online, so it will apparently come to life. At night, it will fly to the North Pole and tell Santa if you've been good or bad. At least, that's what the book says...
So, after owning one for about 4 years, it tends to creep me out (sorry, Caroline! ) so, here are some reasons an Elf On The Shelf is creepy

The Top Ten

1 They say they watch you, EVERYWHERE

If you put one in the bathroom they will WATCH YOU POO - Lunala

Ugh stalker

I think the elf on the shelf is cute and special,so I dissagree - Nateawesomeness

2 They move

Or at least they claim to move, you never know. - kaitlynrad11

They do,their magic,and you can't touch them - Nateawesomeness

3 Their faces

Honestly, their faces look like girls at my school who cake on too much makeup. Long eyelashes, blush, etc. Makes me frightened when I look at it. - kaitlynrad11

4 Some of their "hiding places"

Don't get me started when they hide in the bathroom, above the toilet... - kaitlynrad11

They hide in bathroom and watch kids poop - Lunala

The soap dish in the shower...

5 They don't blink

They just seem to stare, and stare, and stare, and stare... - kaitlynrad11

6 Some leave strange notes

My elf has left notes like "You've been such a good kid this year, keep up the good work! " and when I was little, I thought it was the coolest thing ever. But now, it just makes me uncomfortable - kaitlynrad11

7 They claim to go to Santa every night

Again, how can they travel so fast from where I am (MA) to the North Pole and arrive back to my house in time? - kaitlynrad11

Maybe they have magic - Lunala

8 They just sit there like a creepy decoration

They stare into your soul, and don't seem to stop staring - kaitlynrad11

9 They're like your personal stalkers

Their job is basically to watch you, and never stop until Christmas... - kaitlynrad11

10 If you touch them, they claim to be taken to the North Pole to be "cured"

Once, my grandma touched Caroline (my elf) and she didn't even get "sent" to the North Pole. She was still there the next morning - kaitlynrad11

The Contenders

11 They are everywhere
12 They may be perverted
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