Top Ten Reasons Elf On the Shelf is Creepy
Elf On The Shelf's are elves that you can buy at a store with a book, and it'll tell you how to treat your elf. You can name it, and then register it online, so it will apparently come to life. At night, it will fly to the North Pole and tell Santa if you've been good or bad. At least, that's what the book says...So, after owning one for about 4 years, it tends to creep me out (sorry, Caroline! ) so, here are some reasons an Elf On The Shelf is creepy
If you put one in the bathroom they will WATCH YOU POO
Or at least they claim to move, you never know.
Honestly, their faces look like girls at my school who cake on too much makeup. Long eyelashes, blush, etc. Makes me frightened when I look at it.
Don't get me started when they hide in the bathroom, above the toilet...
They hide in bathroom and watch kids poop
The soap dish in the shower...
They just seem to stare, and stare, and stare, and stare...
My elf has left notes like "You've been such a good kid this year, keep up the good work! " and when I was little, I thought it was the coolest thing ever. But now, it just makes me uncomfortable
Again, how can they travel so fast from where I am (MA) to the North Pole and arrive back to my house in time?
Maybe they have magic
They stare into your soul, and don't seem to stop staring
Their job is basically to watch you, and never stop until Christmas...
Once, my grandma touched Caroline (my elf) and she didn't even get "sent" to the North Pole. She was still there the next morning