Top Ten Worst Things About Theme Parks

OH MY LORD. Once I was going on a ride that was 2 hours and RIGHT WHEN I GOT TO THE FRONT, it shut down.

At least I got a FastPass. All the others were standing in that line for three hours for just the ride It’s A Small World - IceBearRules

At Disneyland I waited 2 hours for Radiator Springs then it broke down.

Definitely the worst part. But, it can't really be avoided unless amusement parks start putting a limit on the number of people that they let in, which I think is a really terrible idea.

The underrated reason of the gods

At Disneyland, a corn dog and chips costs $8

In six flags, a hamburger costs over ten dollars. What? - Not_A_Weeaboo

Disney's fast passes are free, but Six Flags' fast passes cost additional

Yeah having to pay even more money just to bypass rides can be a pain.

I was on this ride called The Thunderbolt in Flambards. It’s this thing that swings you in every direction. Then it almost broke down and I was scared :(

Lightning Rod at Dollywood is a fine example of this.

Oh look, PETA MEMBERS! I agree Seaworld should take better care of their animals, but Disney actually takes great care of the animals. Plus, releasing animals into the wild is risky as they could become man-eaters, die because they don't know what to do to survive in the wild, or be killed by poachers! But apparently, vegans are so high and mighty and can do no wrong so apparently they know best. :rolls eyes:

Animals are treated badly at seaworld and other theme parks

Seaworld go die!

Seaworld takes care of their animals, however Marineland in Canada does the opposite.

Not all theme parks have expensive admission. Disneyland's admission is one of the most expensive at $100. Most of the theme parks I have been to, like Dorney Park, Six Flags Great Adventure, and Hershey Park are affordable at $30-$40 for admission, and it's cheaper when you have those discount coupons you get from fast food places. Most boardwalk amusement parks I've been to such as Steel Pier in Atlantic City, Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, Casino Pier in Seaside Heights, and Morey's Piers in Wildwood have free admission.

This is why my cousins and I bought all-day wristbands at the Santa Cruz boardwalk

It costs $3 to ride the carousel at Seaside Heights.

Yeah like that's why Gulliver's World theme parks are only for children aged 3-12. Oh the nostalgia though.

Disney parks in a nutshell

When I was at Great Adventure for Fright Fest, someone was trying to sneak up behind me to scare me. I turned around before they were ten feet from me.

A lady from my hometown allegedly got groped by a guy in a Donald Duck costume on a trip to Disney World once. It was all over the news.

Did you know, your not Hugging Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Cinderella, or Olaf, your hugging a stranger in a hot costume!

I Don't Hate Or Like Frozen But I'm Sure We're All Tired Of Seeing Them

-cough cough- ALTON TOWERS -cough cough-

This is why my parents hate these

ALTON TOWERS ALTON TOWERS ALTON TOWERS! The Smiler was a bad idea from the start and Wickerman [the wooden coaster with FIRE EFFECTS] is a disaster waiting to happen! Even Action Park is laughing at Alton Towers at this point/

I paid $7 to park at Six Flags Great Adventure

Parking fees are not fun. At all. - Gg2000

"Go to row 6."

Canadas wonderland in a nutshell

Cough cough Seven Dwarfs Mien Train cough - ThemeParkChasers

So...I wait for 3 hours for a ride that feels like it lasts 3 seconds. Wait WHAT?!

I really want to see the new Star Wars lands at Disney.

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF STAR WARS BEING EVERYWHERE! THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER GO TO A DISNEY PARK.

I heard rumors that Inside Out will replace Journey Into Imagination and to say I am unhappy is an UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY! LONG LIVE DREAMFINDER AND FIGMENT!

(at Disney's California Adventure)
Me: Come on guys, let's ride Tower of Terror!
(My cousins, sister, and I went to ToT, finds out it wasn't running that day)
Me: AW MAN! :(