Top 10 Biggest Reasons to Hate Microsoft

The Top Ten
  1. They named their new console "Xbox One"

    Steve Ballmer: Ok, let's introduce... the Xbox One!

    Crowd member: I thought the first one was already released.

    Steve Ballmer: Shut up! It's just like the Xbox but with Netflix built in!

    (Crickets chirping)

  2. They own Minecraft

  3. They only care about money

  4. They support censorship in China

  5. They don't care about gamers

  6. They make you pay to play online

  7. They lack JRPGs on their consoles

  8. They are greedy

  9. They have controversies over gay references

  10. They have a poor user interface on the Xbox One

  11. The Newcomers
  12. ?

    They created Windows 10

  13. ?

    They have poor password security

  14. The Contenders
  15. They fail at everything

  16. They copy Nintendo and Sony

  17. They pushed the Kinect on users

    The Kinect is fun, but it's ripping off Nintendo! First, every single one of the sports games is a ripoff of Wii Sports. And Kinectimals is a ripoff of Nintendogs.

  18. They riped off the Sega Dreamcast

    They were trying to help SEGA by adding Windows ME into the Dreamcast.

  19. They own Rareware

    When they were working for Nintendo, they made revolutionary games like Donkey Kong Country and Banjo-Kazooie. For shooter fans, they created one of the first successful first-person shooters. But when Microsoft bought them, Microsoft had them make poor sequels to their great games, which were mostly terrible. This led to the founders of Rareware leaving.

    I know, right! They act like it's the greatest thing they've ever done!

    Rare is Nintendo's baby.

  20. They included ads in Windows 10

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