Top 10 Biggest Reasons to Hate Microsoft
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They named their new console "Xbox One"
Steve Ballmer: Ok, let's introduce... the Xbox One!
Crowd member: I thought the first one was already released.
Steve Ballmer: Shut up! It's just like the Xbox but with Netflix built in!
(Crickets chirping)
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They own Minecraft
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They only care about money
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They support censorship in China
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They don't care about gamers
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They make you pay to play online
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They lack JRPGs on their consoles
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They are greedy
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They have controversies over gay references
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They have a poor user interface on the Xbox One
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They created Windows 10
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They have poor password security
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They fail at everything
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They copy Nintendo and Sony
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They pushed the Kinect on users
The Kinect is fun, but it's ripping off Nintendo! First, every single one of the sports games is a ripoff of Wii Sports. And Kinectimals is a ripoff of Nintendogs.
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They riped off the Sega Dreamcast
They were trying to help SEGA by adding Windows ME into the Dreamcast.
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They own Rareware
When they were working for Nintendo, they made revolutionary games like Donkey Kong Country and Banjo-Kazooie. For shooter fans, they created one of the first successful first-person shooters. But when Microsoft bought them, Microsoft had them make poor sequels to their great games, which were mostly terrible. This led to the founders of Rareware leaving.
I know, right! They act like it's the greatest thing they've ever done!
Rare is Nintendo's baby.
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They included ads in Windows 10