Top Ten Reasons Why Batman & Robin Is So Bad

The Top Ten

1 The Bat Credit Card

A bad credit card.
They made a bat credit card?!
They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a BAT CREDIT CARD!

But you must admit, the nostalgia critic's reaction to this part was funny. - Skullkid755

"Never Leave the Cave Without It" - Batman - christangrant


2 Mr. Freeze's Puns

Arnie As The Terminator Is So Much Better

They are so bad they are funny - christangrant

"Every body, CHILL! " Worst punt ever.

Wow, Arnie, this is one of the two roles that sucked butt.
"Let's kick some ice! " - DapperPickle

3 The Bat Nipples

What a way to ruin the batman movie in 1997! The nipples on the bat suit made Batman and Robin look gay!

Now That's when they really went too far. - egnomac

And they no let batgirl have them:( - Therandom

But I Think his suit was bat-ass!
Sorry... - DapperPickle

4 Robin

To whoever said about his dialogue: NYAN CAT POWERS!

His dialogue is just "NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA! "

5 There's Too Many Plots
6 The Exaggerated Environments
7 Poison Ivy Poison Ivy is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.

This is the worst acting job I've seen in my life. She's unrealistic, uninteresting, and just a bad villain in general. Come on, can't we have a sneaky, menacing female villain that hides in the shadows and waits to strike? That be awesome. - booklover1

8 Batman is No Longer Mysterious

A 1990's version of Teen Titans Go The Movie

What about Batman Forever? You completely forgot about it.

First this and now in Teen Tiatans Go!

9 Joel Schumacher

Michael Keaton saw this evil b4 batman forever and left, shame we couldn't

10 George Clooney as Batman

He just wasn't right for the character.

Hi batman, I'm George Clooney

The Contenders

11 Bane Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.

So many things wrong with, Bane!
First of all why the ridiculous mask?
Why get a wrestler to play Bane?
Why does he just follow around the main villains?
Why is so stupid, isn't he supposed to be strong and smart?
Why is he easily beaten at the end where he could have been beaten like that an hour and a half ago?

A loony compared to the Joker. - HezarioSeth

12 Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl

People often view Clooney and/or Schwarzenegger as the worst actors in the film. But Silverstone is the worst of the bunch. She doesn't even try to make her character interesting. Acting is dull and every time shes on screen she just bores me.

13 Chicks Dig The Car


14 Surfing On Pieces of Door
15 They Act Like Cartoons

It does not even seem like a batman movie it seems like a little kids film.

This movie is so childish

16 No Joker!

He died in the 1989 movie, so it's understandable why he isn't in this film. Plus, do you really want to see what abominations they could possibly inflict on the Clown Prince of Crime?

17 Bad Jokes
18 It's Very Dumb

Even Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, Transformers: Age Of Extinction, And Transformers: The Last Knight Are Smarter Than This - JPK

19 "Well, I don't suppose they have fax machines on elephants"
20 Too Many Villains
21 No Crossovers

I know, right?! Well, this was meant to be a Batman-only movie. :(

It would be cool if they did that

22 No Harley Quinn!
23 It Looks Like a Remake of the Original Batman from the 60s
24 Horrible Visual Effects
25 Very Dumb Weapons
26 Terrible Costumes

They failed miserably at making this any good. The costume nipples were useless, their buttocks areas were incredibly noticeable (poor costumes,) Mr. Freeze looks like he was designed by a Girl Scouts arts and craft team, Bane is very clearly drawn on with markers, and it is clear that they were (failing to) sexualize Batgirl.

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