Top 10 Scariest Baby Einstein EpisodesBaby Einstein, more like scary Einstein. This show is as weird and creepy as the pink elephants from Dumbo. So I have made a top 10 list. May I present to you, Top 10 scariest baby Einstein episodes.
The creepy parts were the begging where there were animatronic dancing cacti. It probably scares a lot of people. So, moving on. After the opening titles, we join Vincent where he is stalking you. And he has paint all over himself which makes him look possessed.
Oh my god when I was 2 the cacti in the beginning literally scared me. My mom would put the disc on the DVD player in the car and when the cacti came on, I was screaming and crying. I literally had nightmares of those cacti and I still do!
Ok, the cacti, the bugs, and all the other things weren't scary to me. EXECPT for the schyilling jack-in-the-box. The jester doll looked possessed. Anyone afraid of that besides the cactus bros, and the bug finger puppets?
Those cacti weren't scary to me. But that train, oh lord, that's the reason when I first saw Thomas and Friends, I started crying.
Am I the only person here who was never scared by the chickens? Seriously, they're not scary. They're unsettling if you're all alone and one of them is with you in the room, but they aren't scary. As for Zylon the Dragon, sure, he was scary, but I didn't start crying or crap myself due to being startled. As for those clowns, God, those scared me when I first saw it (And the next 12 times after it). But then their's that Sunflower. Good god! It looks like a Sunflower from Plants Vs. Zombies went to a plastic surgery place and asked the docter to make it look as creepy as possible.
I had the same dream as yours. Chickens and Robots on Star Wars. That was a rare dream for me. But the rest was ok. Didn’t had nightmares on this one
This one is creepy, but not as much as Baby Beethoven. I had no problems with the chickens. Zylon the Dragon's pop up startled me the first few times I saw it. I think the clown faces that pop up at parts of the episode look kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part was that creepy sunflower!
I am not afraid of the chickens or zylyon dragon in this one. But I am afraid of the circus part. Where the Ferris wheel stops, and the creepy drumming clowns come on. Later relpaced with a scary clown clock. I also hated the scary Carolers in the baby bach 2004 dvd.
This is where Language Nursery should be.
The cone puppet does creep me out, but I liked the moose puppet (at the beginning) when I was little, and I thought that it was cute. Though the white reindeer scared me, but only for the first few times I watched it.
Language Nursery on the other hand is SO QUIET, it makes you feel like someone's going to jump out and kill you. It also has creepy dolls, and creepy toys in general. It gives me chills every time I watch it.
Baby Santa's Music Box should be swapping places wig Language Nursery in my opinion, and the reasons above state why.
In the beginning there is a moose pop-up, but its not as scary as the rest of the pop-ups on this list. That's not even the true reason why this is on the list. OH NO, ITS COMING BACK! The penguin cone puppet, like with the giraffe cone puppet, looks possessed. Don't even get me started on the cookie decorating puppet show.
I have to say, the penguin cone puppet actually is pretty scary. It is somehow doing a dance which seems like it could be in a creepy pasta. It kind of scares everybody. I also didn't like the white reindeer pop-up.
Isn't there some other scary parts anyone can talk about? Like what about the santa in a plane, or the anamatronic santa mannequins, or the puppets.
the giraffe cone puppet scared me as a young baby every time I see the giraffe cone puppets I always get nightmare because of it. I was terrified the first time I saw it I wanted to make sure I don't see that again.
There is this video on you tube called Baby Einstein scares my kid! The video was at the beginning where the puppets were doing some kind of dance that would normally be on a creepy pasta. The baby even cussed. She said the S word. Anyways, the scariest part of this episode is the giraffe cone puppet. It looks possessed.
the rest of world animals are perfect but that giraffe cone puppet though. that thing scared me sooo soooo soooooooo much I had nightmres every time I saw it! I thought I was the only one who is scared of it but was wrong! turns out over billions of people are terrified of that possessed puppet creature!
One night, I was 3 years old and I slept in a haunted room without knowing and when my dad shut the lights off, I saw the giraffe cone puppet on my T.V. when the T.V. WAS OFF! I have been suffering with nightmares for 6 years. I am 10 and I am still scared of it.
I'm kinda surprised this isn't higher on the list, because man, Bard scared the crap out of me when I was little. Actually, I had a weird love/hate feeling about it, because while I loved the Bard puppet himself (he was my favorite next to Vincent), that one part always spooked my 3-year-old self. I think it was the black, featureless void of a background that did it, haha.
The bulldog scared the crap out of me. I legit hid under my blanket when that puppet popped up. I love the episode and I'm not scared of it anymore. Still a classic (except that darn bulldog)
Uh, how is this not up higher?! This episode is creepy! Bard gave me nightmares up until 4th grade, I always got scared by that falling caterpillar, and the pecking rooster... oh, no, I hope that dies. The dolls weren't that bad, but I haven't seen the Creepypasta but I bet that it's bad.
There was a creepy pasta verison of this, and it was scarier than baby beethoven. The scariest parts where the demonic smiley catipiller, the baby Einstein turtle puppet with no eyes, bard stalking you, glicthed RAGGADY ann, and the scariest part of all of them was bard in the glitches static screen stalking you.
This is one of my favorite episodes. It wasn't really that scary, (expect for the sleeping consumed flower, and the stack-on-clown which scared so many people.) my favorite parts where bard on the train, and the playful insect race. (Later replaced with a LGB circus train, and a garbage amusement park set. (The people on that toy had melted faces and looked possed.)
Baby Shakespeare is one of my favorites, but it's creepy. I used to be scared of the red gear with the spinning eyes, the sparkling after the leaf poem, the puppet show with Jane in the snow, and the part with the gorilla and cymbal monkey
This one is one of my favorites, but bard's pop-up wasn't that scary, although the bard and sunflower scene (from 2000, 2001, 2002, and 2003 release only) was kind of scary because when bard looks at you, he looks poseced. But Its one of my favorite episodes and I don't have it.
What used to scare me was the transportation scene because Beethoven Turkish march is a really creepy song, but now it is the stupid clown camera with the freaky music before every poem. Great episode, but creepy
Turkish March is not creepy. Stop complaining over small things
One of the most boring episodes of the series. And why the HECK is this episode on the scariest baby Einstein list?! There's barely nothing scary in this one. Like, the dolls are creepy, but it's not like they're gonna give us nightmares will they?
The only reason I find it scary is that it's too quiet. It makes you think you're watching something a serial killer made.
Another thing creepy about this video is the section where there are 8 letter blocks stacked up and then knocked down.
Where the heck is the classical music you're lame I hate you
That episode of Baby Neptune is not scary at all. It is also a recommendation if you are interested in Marine Science in High School. That is why Baby Neptune works for toddlers, and teenagers so they can study about the water forces, the water system, and also the marine environment. For more info about this topic, if you are studying right here in Miami Beach Senior High, please go see Mr. Salisbury the Marine Science teacher in room 376.
THIS IS A SUPER, ULTRA, MEGA, HYPER SCARY EPISODE. In the beginning, there is this scary gold fish pop-up. It was so scary that my dad had to fast forward the pop-up. It even gave me nightmares. I still rarely have them. There are some other scary pop-ups. Like I think there was a submarine pop-up. After the credits, there was a crab pop-up. I am never going to watch this episode again. But thank goodness in Neptune's Oceans, they cut out the scary pop-ups and replaced them with bubbles.
How is this one scary? The goldfish pop up wasn't scary at all, but I understand why people hate it. But still, how is this one #1? This were Baby Beethoven should be.
Before the main menu screen of Baby Neptune I was scared of the FBI Warning when it said This DVD is for private home viewing. That used to scare me when I was little.
The plot is just odd in this one. It's just these zebras painting themselves season colors. It's pointless!
Those Zebras kind of look possessed.
Ok that a'int bad
The 2nd drawing music was the creepy triangle instrument along with the vibraphone, acoustic guitar and bassoon. (nightmares! )
One of those wind up walking human body parts were creepy like the walking ear and the walking nose. (killers! )
Oh god I was afraid of the boy in ears and the ballerina in feet (super creepy)
The puppet show where the owls eyes light up is really creepy. (stalkers! )
Scariest one by far! The pop ups are so creepy. I don't find the saxophone part creepy, but I understand why people find it scary. The part where all the baby photos show up is kinda weird. I found the Owls kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part for me was the puppets. They creeped me out so much! In fact, I used to have constant nightmares about them busting into me room and kidnap me! In fact, the first time I had one of those dreams, I started crying for my parents! It's best one, but also the creepiest.
Am I the only one who wasn't scared of the owls? The spider pop up (Both the pop up after the Fur Elise Music Video and the pop up after the 9th Symphony Music Video) scared me as well, I got nightmares where it was behind me and grabbed me! I find this one the scariest so far! The puppets at the beginning also scared me! It feels like they are stalking me or something! My parents either turned off the T.V., took out the disc, or took me out of the room every time if they hear me cry!
I am really afraid of this episode, it is so scary. Why? Well, the puppets are super scary, webster the spider is scary, and the giraffe and the saxiphone was the scariest part. Also the dragon puppet, and baby newton's pop-up. OH NO! It's coming back! There's a posseced donkey cone puppet and baby Newton and the dog-in-the-box. I was also afraid of the duck puppet and the American Pavlov puppet. I might not watch this one again. (Well maybe I might. ) also the Owls were creepy and when the train stopped it scared me more.
This is the only episode that that still scare the day lights out of me. The bear was creepy and I was creeped out by it. The camera was zooming in on it which made it look like it was coming after you. In the opening credits, baby Beethoven and his friends are stalking you. The spider pop-up scared me, and the saxophone hurts my ears. Also, the walking owls haunted my sleep when I watched this when I was little. The noise they made was creepy. And I had nightmares were they would walk past bedroom door singing their song. (They don't scare me anymore.) but still, it's pretty scary, and I'm still scared of it. Thank you for making this 2! 😊
This should swap places with neighborhood animals. Why? Well, it's good episode! It's got cute (and disturbing) videos of cute animals and kids having harvest fun!
I woke up once hearing a cockadoodledoo sound. I couldn't go back to sleep.
I always found the cow puppet to be creepy
Why should this be 7? It's a good episode!
This one creeped me out when I was little and that was because of the kangaroo puppets. They didn't look anything like the regular ones. They used to creep me out but now they don't.
The Kangaroos were kind of creepy, also beethoven the creepy giraffe puppet is seen in this one.
The mama kangaroo looks like a blender to toy Chica and toy Bonnie. She looks like like a FNAF animatronic because of the painted blush and stuff.
When the baby kangaroo is in his mommy's pouch the baby kangaroo looks kind of possessed.
The only thing scary from this video that scared me was the mechanical orange pig (not the looks, but the sounds it made). The sound of the orange pig was scary.
The ending of the Rabbit song scared the hell out of me, the puppet shows were also creepy, especially the mouse one.
The flying cow doesn't scare me much. When I was little, I knew it was a puppet on strings. I was only afraid of the flipping frog, and the walking gave me a couple nightmares. But I watched the VHS verison of neighborhood animals on YouTube and it didn't scare me much. (The walking duck toy was later replaced with a stop-motion video of plush duck.) the flipping frog toy still does scare me though. I was mostly afraid of the BOING! Noise. It creeped me out a lot. I am still afraid of it today.
There are my nightmares in neighborhood animals
Magenta flying cow
Mouse music video(contra dances,Beethoven)
Mousetrap ( replaced by a mouse marble game
Birds music video (snow maiden suite 2 dance of the birds, Rimsky Korsakov)
Wooden humans on flying wooden Canada geese
Rabbits on screen
Bugs music video(flight of the bumblebee, Rimsky Korsakov)
Frog music video (sonata in e major k380, Scarlatti)
Otter music video (double trumpet concerto, Vivaldi)
Duck music video(canon in d, Pachelbel)
Walking duck (replaced by a creepy stop motion picture of a duck more creepy than the chickens and the dragon in baby Bach and the St. Bernard puppet in baby Mozart)
Duck and frog puppet show ( so annoying)
Another thing is the walking duck toy oh crap that scared me good, also the xylophone duck haunts my dreams. I hate the birds music video (snow maiden suite 2 dance of the birds) and the geese (they resemble the pinopi from super Mario land riding on the albatross fom super Mario bros 2)
This baby einstein is scary. I do not know why this is not even on the list. The flamingo puppet looks possessed. I am a 10 year old girl posting this and I am scared of this baby einstein. This baby einstein is full of scary sound track. Especially on the sea horse and the kangaroo. Oh, don't you dare get me started on the end parts of them. They givr me nightmares. I have nightmares about the flamingo puppet, the sea horse sound trackm and the kangaroo sound track. I decided to put this baby einstein on the list, because this baby einstein is scary and I am suprised this is not on the list. That is why I think Baby Noah should be on this top scary baby einstein list.
The Ark Was Really Terrifying & The Kangaroo Close Up
NOEHW the elephant Scare’d me as a kid
The otter and the duck having fun.
This episode is similar to world animals. it came out in 2010 and had the same scenes from world animals.
The kitty is adorable! I love all her parts! But the mice are scary. I hate the time the turned into tornados.
Pen from bfdi
I think those mice belong in Kansas, because Kansas has lots of tornadoes
The cat playing with the phone and the mouse bath scene.
The dog puppet scared me a bit.
The sun coming up at the beginning gave me nightmares. I am not scared of this movie now.
I made a mistake on the spelling on the comment underneath
When will Bard learn to stop scaring babies?!
Bard The Green Dragon Sneaking At Jane
Why is this on the list? It's not a real episode. Take it off, please.
Whoever put this SERIOUSLY needs to take this down. It is not real. Non existent things shouldn’t be put on here
This episode doesn't exist.
Never heard of it
That episode gave me nightmares. It has the full horror and terror. I would not watch that episode ever again in my life. No way Jose
The dead timpani memes are creepy
I know this an understatement, but my God, does the new Pavlo design look creepy or what?
The raccoon looking at the newspaper with one eye
The Pavlov the dog puppet design looks like it's drunk
That dog looks terrifying.
This one is scary. There's this dancing chick puppet (it's eyes look poseced) and the sheep in the box returns. (Both of those toys where seen in baby macdonald.
The return of the sheep in the box. Dun dun DUUUN!
That didn't exist, That show is not owned by nick anyway
In the loud house in the loud house
4 little kids, 1 animal that speaks music, The little kids are no longer babies, Creepy classical music...