Top 10 Scariest Baby Einstein Episodes

Baby Einstein, more like scary Einstein. This show is as weird and creepy as the pink elephants from Dumbo. So I have made a top 10 list. May I present to you, Top 10 scariest baby Einstein episodes.

The Top Ten

1 Baby Van Gogh

So dumb it's scary the mouse puppet scared the living crap out of me even more scary if he ate the moon in that one it was terrible it was the return of the dead puppets first baby van Gogh with the paint on his face looked like blood and the moose pop up scared the crap out of my younger brother

Oh my god when I was 2 the cacti in the beginning literally scared me. My mom would put the disc on the DVD player in the car and when the cacti came on, I was screaming and crying. I literally had nightmares of those cacti and I still do!

The creepy parts were the begging where there were animatronic dancing cacti. It probably scares a lot of people. So, moving on. After the opening titles, we join Vincent where he is stalking you. And he has paint all over himself which makes him look possessed.

HOW THE HELL IS THIS NOT ON THE TOP 5? THE DANCING CACTUS HAS HAUNTED ME SINCE I WAS 2! I still have NIGHTMARES of them... and I'm 13! They're much scarier than Bard from Baby Mozart, The dolls from Baby Mozart and Language Nursery, The goldfish and crab from Baby Neptune, The chickens and zylon dragon from Baby Bach, and the CGI clown from Baby Newton!

2 Baby Santa's Music Box

This is where Language Nursery should be.

The cone puppet does creep me out, but I liked the moose puppet (at the beginning) when I was little, and I thought that it was cute. Though the white reindeer scared me, but only for the first few times I watched it.

Language Nursery on the other hand is SO QUIET, it makes you feel like someone's going to jump out and kill you. It also has creepy dolls, and creepy toys in general. It gives me chills every time I watch it.

Baby Santa's Music Box should be swapping places wig Language Nursery in my opinion, and the reasons above state why.

In the beginning there is a moose pop-up, but its not as scary as the rest of the pop-ups on this list. That's not even the true reason why this is on the list. OH NO, ITS COMING BACK! The penguin cone puppet, like with the giraffe cone puppet, looks possessed. Don't even get me started on the cookie decorating puppet show.

I have to say, the penguin cone puppet actually is pretty scary. It is somehow doing a dance which seems like it could be in a creepy pasta. It kind of scares everybody. I also didn't like the white reindeer pop-up.

The penguin cone puppet gave me nightmares so bad that I wanna cry

3 Baby Bach

Am I the only person here who was never scared by the chickens? Seriously, they're not scary. They're unsettling if you're all alone and one of them is with you in the room, but they aren't scary. As for Zylon the Dragon, sure, he was scary, but I didn't start crying or crap myself due to being startled. As for those clowns, God, those scared me when I first saw it (And the next 12 times after it). But then their's that Sunflower. Good god! It looks like a Sunflower from Plants Vs. Zombies went to a plastic surgery place and asked the docter to make it look as creepy as possible.

Baby bach is the only "horror movie" I'm allowed to watch.

I had the same dream as yours. Chickens and Robots on Star Wars. That was a rare dream for me. But the rest was ok. Didn’t had nightmares on this one

This one is creepy, but not as much as Baby Beethoven. I had no problems with the chickens. Zylon the Dragon's pop up startled me the first few times I saw it. I think the clown faces that pop up at parts of the episode look kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part was that creepy sunflower!

4 World Animals

the giraffe cone puppet scared me as a young baby every time I see the giraffe cone puppets I always get nightmare because of it. I was terrified the first time I saw it I wanted to make sure I don't see that again.

There is this video on you tube called Baby Einstein scares my kid! The video was at the beginning where the puppets were doing some kind of dance that would normally be on a creepy pasta. The baby even cussed. She said the S word. Anyways, the scariest part of this episode is the giraffe cone puppet. It looks possessed.

One night, I was 3 years old and I slept in a haunted room without knowing and when my dad shut the lights off, I saw the giraffe cone puppet on my T.V. when the T.V. WAS OFF! I have been suffering with nightmares for 6 years. I am 10 and I am still scared of it.

This episode scared me a lot when I was 3, The monkey swinging at the beginning, That giraffe really scared me, This episode Just gave me nightmares!

5 Baby Mozart

The opening trumpets from Language Nursery reappear in this video when the castle pounder first appears.

The bulldog scared the crap out of me. I legit hid under my blanket when that puppet popped up. I love the episode and I'm not scared of it anymore. Still a classic (except that darn bulldog)

I'm kinda surprised this isn't higher on the list, because man, Bard scared the crap out of me when I was little. Actually, I had a weird love/hate feeling about it, because while I loved the Bard puppet himself (he was my favorite next to Vincent), that one part always spooked my 3-year-old self. I think it was the black, featureless void of a background that did it, haha.

Uh, how is this not up higher?! This episode is creepy! Bard gave me nightmares up until 4th grade, I always got scared by that falling caterpillar, and the pecking rooster... oh, no, I hope that dies. The dolls weren't that bad, but I haven't seen the Creepypasta but I bet that it's bad.

6 Baby Shakespeare

Baby Shakespeare is one of my favorites, but it's creepy. I used to be scared of the red gear with the spinning eyes, the sparkling after the leaf poem, the puppet show with Jane in the snow, and the part with the gorilla and cymbal monkey

What used to scare me was the transportation scene because Beethoven Turkish march is a really creepy song, but now it is the stupid clown camera with the freaky music before every poem. Great episode, but creepy

The flower in the old version is the same one in baby Bach because before it switches on in baby Bach you can see its face slightly and in baby Shakespeare it's there to

What's creepy about this episode is Bart's scary pop-up. (LIKE NO ONE SAW THAT COMING. )

7 Language Nursery

Another thing creepy about this video is the section where there are 8 letter blocks stacked up and then knocked down.

Bro. This is not scary. Baby Neptune was(and still is) my favorite one. Guys why r u so scared of a baby show?

One of the most boring episodes of the series. And why the HECK is this episode on the scariest baby Einstein list?! There's barely nothing scary in this one. Like, the dolls are creepy, but it's not like they're gonna give us nightmares will they?

The only reason I find it scary is that it's too quiet. It makes you think you're watching something a serial killer made.

8 Baby Neptune

That episode of Baby Neptune is not scary at all. It is also a recommendation if you are interested in Marine Science in High School. That is why Baby Neptune works for toddlers, and teenagers so they can study about the water forces, the water system, and also the marine environment. For more info about this topic, if you are studying right here in Miami Beach Senior High, please go see Mr. Salisbury the Marine Science teacher in room 376.

THIS IS A SUPER, ULTRA, MEGA, HYPER SCARY EPISODE. In the beginning, there is this scary gold fish pop-up. It was so scary that my dad had to fast forward the pop-up. It even gave me nightmares. I still rarely have them. There are some other scary pop-ups. Like I think there was a submarine pop-up. After the credits, there was a crab pop-up. I am never going to watch this episode again. But thank goodness in Neptune's Oceans, they cut out the scary pop-ups and replaced them with bubbles.

How is this scary? Like I watched this when I was 3 or 4 years old and it was not scary at all. The goldfish pop up part didn't scare me at all.

How is this one scary? The goldfish pop up wasn't scary at all, but I understand why people hate it. But still, how is this one #1? This were Baby Beethoven should be.

9 Baby Monet

The plot is just odd in this one. It's just these zebras painting themselves season colors. It's pointless!

Those Zebras kind of look possessed.

Ok that a'int bad

10 Baby Da Vinci

One of those wind up walking human body parts were creepy like the walking ear and the walking nose. (killers! )

The 2nd drawing music was the creepy triangle instrument along with the vibraphone, acoustic guitar and bassoon. (nightmares! )

Oh god I was afraid of the boy in ears and the ballerina in feet (super creepy)

The puppet show where the owls eyes light up is really creepy. (stalkers! )

The Contenders

11 Baby Beethoven

Scariest one by far! The pop ups are so creepy. I don't find the saxophone part creepy, but I understand why people find it scary. The part where all the baby photos show up is kinda weird. I found the Owls kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part for me was the puppets. They creeped me out so much! In fact, I used to have constant nightmares about them busting into me room and kidnap me! In fact, the first time I had one of those dreams, I started crying for my parents! It's best one, but also the creepiest.

Am I the only one who wasn't scared of the owls? The spider pop up (Both the pop up after the Fur Elise Music Video and the pop up after the 9th Symphony Music Video) scared me as well, I got nightmares where it was behind me and grabbed me! I find this one the scariest so far! The puppets at the beginning also scared me! It feels like they are stalking me or something! My parents either turned off the T.V., took out the disc, or took me out of the room every time if they hear me cry!

I got a couple nightmares out of this one. Why because of the spider pop-up and the animal parade.

I can't watch this episode with the volume on. It is just scary things with scary soundtrack. I remember there was a video of a baby watching this episode, and she looked like she was gonna cry. I can't understand why this one is one on the list. Here's how it should go.
3 baby Neptune
2 baby bach
1 baby beethoven

12 Baby MacDonald

This should swap places with neighborhood animals. Why? Well, it's good episode! It's got cute (and disturbing) videos of cute animals and kids having harvest fun!

I woke up once hearing a cockadoodledoo sound. I couldn't go back to sleep.

I always found the cow puppet to be creepy

Why should this be 7? It's a good episode!

13 Baby Galileo

When the baby kangaroo is in his mommy's pouch the baby kangaroo looks kind of possessed.

The UFO Disco Light is really REALLY creepy when it appears in Girl Meets Gravity and going up & down

The Kangaroos were kind of creepy, also beethoven the creepy giraffe puppet is seen in this one.

The part where the mouse ate the moon scared me.

14 Neighborhood Animals

The only thing scary from this video that scared me was the mechanical orange pig (not the looks, but the sounds it made). The sound of the orange pig was scary.

The ending of the Rabbit song scared the hell out of me, the puppet shows were also creepy, especially the mouse one. - Waluigi_4_Smash

I was a little frightened when Pavlov the dog (who was holding a fly swatter) looked at the camera

One time when I was little, the walking duck gave me a nightmare where it was waddling around my room.

1 Thing that is creepy about this episode is the flying cow. It looks freaky.

15 Baby Noah

This baby einstein is scary. I do not know why this is not even on the list. The flamingo puppet looks possessed. I am a 10 year old girl posting this and I am scared of this baby einstein. This baby einstein is full of scary sound track. Especially on the sea horse and the kangaroo. Oh, don't you dare get me started on the end parts of them. They givr me nightmares. I have nightmares about the flamingo puppet, the sea horse sound trackm and the kangaroo sound track. I decided to put this baby einstein on the list, because this baby einstein is scary and I am suprised this is not on the list. That is why I think Baby Noah should be on this top scary baby einstein list.

The Ark Was Really Terrifying & The Kangaroo Close Up

NOEHW the elephant Scare’d me as a kid

16 My First Signs

The otter and the duck having fun.

I like it

17 Wild Animal Safari

This episode is similar to world animals. it came out in 2010 and had the same scenes from world animals.

18 World Music

The sun coming up at the beginning gave me nightmares. I am not scared of this movie now.

When will Bard learn to stop scaring babies?!

I made a mistake on the spelling on the comment underneath

Bard The Green Dragon Sneaking At Jane

19 Baby Wordsworth

I think those mice belong in Kansas, because Kansas has lots of tornadoes

The dog puppet scared me a bit.

The mice Turing in to tornadoes

Speaking of Kansas Mice Tornadoes, I’ll search up the weather in Kansas in Google if there’s going to be another tornado season in the west

20 Baby Ellington

This episode doesn't exist.

Never heard of it

Why is this on the list? It's not a real episode. Take it off, please.


21 Meet The Orchestra

That episode gave me nightmares. It has the full horror and terror. I would not watch that episode ever again in my life. No way Jose

The dead timpani memes are creepy

22 Baby's Favorite Places

The raccoon looking at the newspaper with one eye

The dog looks creepy!

That dog looks terrifying.

I know this an understatement, but my God, does the new Pavlo design look creepy or what?

23 Baby's First Sounds

This one is scary. There's this dancing chick puppet (it's eyes look poseced) and the sheep in the box returns. (Both of those toys where seen in baby macdonald.

The return of the sheep in the box. Dun dun DUUUN!

24 Baby Loud House

In the loud house in the loud house


not real

That didn't exist, That show is not owned by nick anyway

25 He Speaks Music

4 little kids, 1 animal that speaks music, The little kids are no longer babies, Creepy classical music...

not real

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