Top 10 Scariest Baby Einstein Episodesmichaelthecritic Baby Einstein, more like scary Einstein. This show is as weird and creepy as the pink elephants from Dumbo. So I have made a top 10 list. May I present to you, Top 10 scariest baby Einstein episodes.
The Top Ten
Am I the only person here who was never scared by the chickens? Seriously, they're not scary. They're unsettling if you're all alone and one of them is with you in the room, but they aren't scary. As for Zylon the Dragon, sure, he was scary, but I didn't start crying or crap myself due to being startled. As for those clowns, God, those scared me when I first saw it (And the next 12 times after it). But then their's that Sunflower. Good god! It looks like a Sunflower from Plants Vs. Zombies went to a plastic surgery place and asked the docter to make it look as creepy as possible.
Baby bach is the only "horror movie" I'm allowed to watch.
This one is creepy, but not as much as Baby Beethoven. I had no problems with the chickens. Zylon the Dragon's pop up startled me the first few times I saw it. I think the clown faces that pop up at parts of the episode look kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part was that creepy sunflower!
I love baby Bach it did scare when I was younger but now that I'm older I am not scared by it. This movie I love itV 31 Comments
Scariest one by far! The pop ups are so creepy. I don't find the saxophone part creepy, but I understand why people find it scary. The part where all the baby photos show up is kinda weird. I found the Owls kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part for me was the puppets. They creeped me out so much! In fact, I used to have constant nightmares about them busting into me room and kidnap me! In fact, the first time I had one of those dreams, I started crying for my parents! It's best one, but also the creepiest.
I got a couple nightmares out of this one. Why because of the spider pop-up and the animal parade. - michaelthecritic
I can't watch this episode with the volume on. It is just scary things with scary soundtrack. I remember there was a video of a baby watching this episode, and she looked like she was gonna cry. I can't understand why this one is one on the list. Here's how it should go.
3 baby Neptune
2 baby bach
1 baby beethoven
I personally find symphony number five an unsettling song so when they had that weird dancing bunny thing in the box I was kinda freaked outV 15 Comments
I'm kinda surprised this isn't higher on the list, because man, Bard scared the crap out of me when I was little. Actually, I had a weird love/hate feeling about it, because while I loved the Bard puppet himself (he was my favorite next to Vincent), that one part always spooked my 3-year-old self. I think it was the black, featureless void of a background that did it, haha.
Uh, how is this not up higher?! This episode is creepy! Bard gave me nightmares up until 4th grade, I always got scared by that falling caterpillar, and the pecking rooster... oh, no, I hope that dies. The dolls weren't that bad, but I haven't seen the Creepypasta but I bet that it's bad.
The only part that scare me was when they did the close ups of the doll faces. I remember when I first watched Baby Mozart and that part showed up, I started crying. And the Creepypasta made that scene worse for me.
I had nightmares about Bard until I was in the sixth grade.V 18 Comments
Baby Shakespeare is one of my favorites, but it's creepy. I used to be scared of the red gear with the spinning eyes, the sparkling after the leaf poem, the puppet show with Jane in the snow, and the part with the gorilla and cymbal monkey - NostalgiaMonkey
What used to scare me was the transportation scene because Beethoven Turkish march is a really creepy song, but now it is the stupid clown camera with the freaky music before every poem. Great episode, but creepy
The flower in the old version is the same one in baby Bach because before it switches on in baby Bach you can see its face slightly and in baby Shakespeare it's there to
He is so cuteV 10 Comments
THIS IS A SUPER, ULTRA, MEGA, HYPER SCARY EPISODE. In the beginning, there is this scary gold fish pop-up. It was so scary that my dad had to fast forward the pop-up. It even gave me nightmares. I still rarely have them. There are some other scary pop-ups. Like I think there was a submarine pop-up. After the credits, there was a crab pop-up. I am never going to watch this episode again. But thank goodness in Neptune's Oceans, they cut out the scary pop-ups and replaced them with bubbles. - michaelthecritic
How is this scary? Like I watched this when I was 3 or 4 years old and it was not scary at all. The goldfish pop up part didn't scare me at all.
How is this one scary? The goldfish pop up wasn't scary at all, but I understand why people hate it. But still, how is this one #1? This were Baby Beethoven should be.
It Was After When The Duck & The Octopus Were Getting Wet Under The Umbrella The Gold FV 20 Comments
In the beginning there is a moose pop-up, but its not as scary as the rest of the pop-ups on this list. That's not even the true reason why this is on the list. OH NO, ITS COMING BACK! The penguin cone puppet, like with the giraffe cone puppet, looks possessed. Don't even get me started on the cookie decorating puppet show. - michaelthecritic
I have to say, the penguin cone puppet actually is pretty scary. It is somehow doing a dance which seems like it could be in a creepy pasta. It kind of scares everybody. I also didn't like the white reindeer pop-up.
The penguin cone puppet gave me nightmares so bad that I wanna cry
Bard does love his rocking horse😆V 7 Comments
So dumb it's scary the mouse puppet scared the living crap out of me even more scary if he ate the moon in that one it was terrible it was the return of the dead puppets first baby van Gogh with the paint on his face looked like blood and the moose pop up scared the crap out of my younger brother
Oh my god when I was 2 the cacti in the beginning literally scared me. My mom would put the disc on the DVD player in the car and when the cacti came on, I was screaming and crying. I literally had nightmares of those cacti and I still do!
The creepy parts were the begging where there were animatronic dancing cacti. It probably scares a lot of people. So, moving on. After the opening titles, we join Vincent where he is stalking you. And he has paint all over himself which makes him look possessed. - michaelthecritic
This and baby wordsworth should swap places. Why? Because baby van Gogh has cute video clips of puppets and cute kids having fun with colors! - OfficialpenV 18 Comments
This should swap places with neighborhood animals. Why? Well, it's good episode! It's got cute (and disturbing) videos of cute animals and kids having harvest fun!
I woke up once hearing a cockadoodledoo sound. I couldn't go back to sleep.
Why should this be 7? It's a good episode!
Donald Trump Annen PolkaV 2 Comments
There is this video on you tube called Baby Einstein scares my kid! The video was at the beginning where the puppets were doing some kind of dance that would normally be on a creepy pasta. The baby even cussed. She said the S word. Anyways, the scariest part of this episode is the giraffe cone puppet. It looks possessed. - michaelthecritic
One night, I was 3 years old and I slept in a haunted room without knowing and when my dad shut the lights off, I saw the giraffe cone puppet on my T.V. when the T.V. WAS OFF! I have been suffering with nightmares for 6 years. I am 10 and I am still scared of it.
Although this is my favorite show on baby einstein, when I was a baby, I was scared of this episode, too. Because of the part when Jane (monkey puppet) slips off the vine/
This episode scared me a lot when I was 3, The monkey swinging at the beginning, That giraffe really scared me, This episode Just gave me nightmares!V 16 Comments
One time when I was little, the walking duck gave me a nightmare where it was waddling around my room.
1 Thing that is creepy about this episode is the flying cow. It looks freaky. - michaelthecritic
That waddling duck freaked me out. Other than that, it's a good episode.
The flipping frog pops up out of nowhere, the mommy mouse looking at the camera, and the very beginning is so scary.V 17 Comments
One of those wind up walking human body parts were creepy like the walking ear and the walking nose. (killers! )
The 2nd drawing music was the creepy triangle instrument along with the vibraphone, acoustic guitar and bassoon. (nightmares! )
Oh god I was afraid of the boy in ears and the ballerina in feet (super creepy)
They forgot to put Handel in the opening credits,because in the hands song,it's by George Frederic Handel.V 3 Comments
This baby einstein is scary. I do not know why this is not even on the list. The flamingo puppet looks possessed. I am a 10 year old girl posting this and I am scared of this baby einstein. This baby einstein is full of scary sound track. Especially on the sea horse and the kangaroo. Oh, don't you dare get me started on the end parts of them. They givr me nightmares. I have nightmares about the flamingo puppet, the sea horse sound trackm and the kangaroo sound track. I decided to put this baby einstein on the list, because this baby einstein is scary and I am suprised this is not on the list. That is why I think Baby Noah should be on this top scary baby einstein list.
The Ark Was Really Terrifying & The Kangaroo Close Up
One of the most boring episodes of the series. And why the HECK is this episode on the scariest baby Einstein list?! There's barely nothing scary in this one. Like, the dolls are creepy, but it's not like they're gonna give us nightmares will they?
The only reason I find it scary is that it's too quiet. It makes you think you're watching something a serial killer made.
I well is cow pop up
This episode is scary for 2 reasons:
1) The Raggedy Ann doll.
2) It's SO QUIET that it makes you feel like someone is stalking you. - Raichulover123
The plot is just odd in this one. It's just these zebras painting themselves season colors. It's pointless!
Those Zebras kind of look possessed.
The crayons look sort of creepy. I remember when I was younger (2-3 years old) that clown guy scared me a bit. But the episode over all is pretty good.
The White Screen Of Death Before The Square Puppet Show Gave Me Nightmares
The White Screen When The Blue Crayon Yells Like Tarzan was so Scary
A screaming crayon, it's not scary to me. - PBSDoink2002V 6 Comments
When the baby kangaroo is in his mommy's pouch the baby kangaroo looks kind of possessed.
The UFO Disco Light is really REALLY creepy when it appears in Girl Meets Gravity and going up & down
The Kangaroos were kind of creepy, also beethoven the creepy giraffe puppet is seen in this one.
The part where the mouse ate the moon scared me.V 10 Comments
The raccoon looking at the newspaper with one eye
That dog looks terrifying.
The dog looks creepy!
The Pavlov the dog puppet design looks like it's drunk - PBSDoink2002V 1 Comment
This episode doesn't exist.
Why is this on the list? It's not a real episode. Take it off, please. - Tyabcd
This isn't a real episode - Somedude8
Never heard of itV 2 Comments
4 little kids, 1 animal that speaks music, The little kids are no longer babies, Creepy classical music...
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