Top 10 Scariest Baby Einstein Episodes

Baby Einstein, more like scary Einstein. This show can be as weird and unsettling as the pink elephants scene from Dumbo.

So, I have made a top 10 list. May I present to you the top 10 scariest Baby Einstein episodes.

1. Baby Bach

   Definitely was the scariest IMO. The chickens barely acared my. That much. The sunflower was kinda creepy, but not too much for me. I think 4th scariest part is the whoozit, the atomic robots in third, Zylon dragon in 2nd, and the drumming clowns are the top 1. And honorable mention: the goldberg suite intro was kinda creepy too because of the black eyes rabbits and music and the clown faces showing up there. Def brought more nightmare fuel than the rest.

   Am I the only person here who was never scared by the chickens? Seriously, they're not scary. They're unsettling if you're all alone and one of them is with you in the room, but they aren't scary.

   As for Zylon the Dragon, sure, he was scary, but I didn't start crying or crap myself due to being startled. As for those clowns, God, those scared me when I first saw them (and the next 12 times after). But then there's that sunflower. Good God! It looks like a sunflower from Plants vs. Zombies went to a plastic surgery place and asked the doctor to make it look as creepy as possible.

2. Baby Mozart

   This was my first and fav episode. Gives me nostalgia going back to it. Doesnt have as much scary moments to me as in bach, but there are a few. Bard the dragon's BLEH was a bit intimidating, but shakesphere got me to like him much more, and the dog didnt scare me that much. The rooster plucks were kinda startling too though, and the scariest part was def the dolls. Though for some odd reason I think im one of the few to find the giraffe scarier than Bard, besdies for like, the rooster puppet (not the same as the other rooster) who was scared off by him, maybe it was the red spots looking like chicken pox but idk. glad we didnt have him as the giraffe in baby beethoven. But mozart is still peak nostalgia to this day.

3. Baby Santa's Music Box

   

   Ok, this is mostly where that reindeer and gingerbread-making puppet show pops up (no pun intended).

   It begins with an innocent-looking white reindeer having a little gingerbread on the table. Then, he gets red icing for some simple icing on the gingerbread man. The white reindeer returns yet again, but this time with red icing all over its mouth. It has a bottle of green sprinkles for the gingerbread man. Then, for a minute, the deer pops up again with white powder, red icing, and sprinkles. It ends up coughing up the white powder on the gingerbread man.

   Now you'll see why people consider this a pop-up because it makes you crap your pants. The cone puppet penguin is unnerving.

4. World Animals

   Ok, two things.

   1. Why isn't this number one? It has the creepiest scene I have ever seen.

   2. I don't hate World Animals at all. I think it's a good video to show kids about animals and it includes one of the best songs in Baby Einstein history, second place behind I Know My Shapes in Baby Newton. It's just the giraffe cone puppet scene that really ruins it for me. And it still scares me! But everything else is fine. No hate to World Animals.

   There is this video on YouTube called Baby Einstein Scares My Kid! The video starts at the beginning, where the puppets are doing some kind of dance that would normally be on a creepypasta. The baby even cussed - she said the S-word.

   Anyway, the scariest part of this episode is the giraffe cone puppet. It looks possessed.

5. Baby Van Gogh

   Think this kinda should be above shakesphere on this list tbh... The bugs at the end of each color (besides blue) were unnerving to me, and the cactuses kinda were but not too much, and Van Goat isnt that scary but I could see why him at the start with tje paint on him may scare others, but the bugs def scare me.

   Dude, none frightened me long ago except for the wooden guy from The Vinci and the Harmony doll from Einstein. That Carlos the Dancing Cactus never frightened me.

   By the way, I'm looking for a Carlos the Dancing Cactus with either an orange or yellow hat. I'll bring batteries in case I find one before the end of the year.

6. Baby Shakespeare

   Another of my favs. Bard popping up at the start and also the snow part was a bit startling but he actually aint as scary in Mozart IMO because they gave him much more personality throughout different puppet shows in this one which makes him one of my fav characters. I likely wouldnt have liked him that much if he wasnt in this one. The yellow lion thing during the apple scene may have kinda been somewhat unnerving when he slowly goes up on screen but he chill to me tbh. The white dog chasing ducks in the snow and cow parts may have been strange to me but idk. The scariest part is def the tiger puppet though without a doubt. Think this should be lower on the list though.

7. Language Nursery

   Ok, so I have come forward to say thank God whenever I felt the need to watch "Language Nursery" (whether high quality or not), I immediately said, "Forget this, it is too eerily quiet," and then moved on to the next episode.

   Why have I never watched the entire thing? Because people here have complained about it being too quiet, as if a stalker or serial killer made it. I agree, it's way too eerily quiet for a child audience looking to learn English, Spanish, German, and Japanese. Also, Raggedy Ann and other dolls, while ordinary dolls, are the bane of our existence.

   One of the most boring episodes of the series. And why the heck is this episode on the scariest Baby Einstein list?! There's barely anything scary in this one. Like, the dolls are creepy, but it's not like they're gonna give us nightmares, will they?

8. Baby Neptune

   THIS IS A SUPER, ULTRA, MEGA, HYPER SCARY EPISODE.

   In the beginning, there is this scary goldfish pop-up. It was so scary that my dad had to fast forward the pop-up. It even gave me nightmares. I still rarely have them. There are some other scary pop-ups. Like, I think there was a submarine pop-up. After the credits, there was a crab pop-up. I am never going to watch this episode again. But thank goodness in Neptune's Oceans, they cut out the scary pop-ups and replaced them with bubbles.

   This is primarily because of this episode's shrimp, goldfish, and crab pop-ups. The crab at the end is pretty cute, but the fish always jumpscares or *AHEM* makes you jump out of your seat when you least expect it.

   Allow me to explain. (Insert the man hastily explaining things on a whiteboard.) The fact that the official channel cuts it out is because it's unnecessary and scary. But the shrimp comes out of nowhere in the submarine part.

9. Baby Da Vinci

   I'd say the scariest puppet show in this video is the nose one (the elephant, yellow flower, pepper, and salt), due to the sneeze sound effect.

   Michael did NOT like the feet in this thing, so if you're like Michael, who does not like feet shown on camera, then do not watch this.

   The second drawing music was the creepy triangle instrument along with the vibraphone, acoustic guitar, and bassoon. Nightmares!

10. Baby MacDonald

    I woke up once hearing a cock-a-doodle-doo sound. I couldn't go back to sleep.

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13. Baby Monet

    The plot is just odd in this one. It's just these zebras painting themselves in season colors. It's pointless!

    This video was fine, except for the post-credits puppet show, due to the sneeze sound effect.

    Those zebras kind of look possessed.

14. Baby Beethoven

    The donkey cone puppet was the scariest part for me, but there were some other parts that kinda scared me like the drones but idk what else scares me here though...

    Scariest one by far! The pop-ups are so creepy. I don't find the saxophone part creepy, but I understand why people find it scary. The part where all the baby photos show up is kinda weird.

    I found the owls kind of creepy, but not that much. But the scariest part for me was the puppets. They creeped me out so much! In fact, I used to have constant nightmares about them busting into my room and kidnapping me! In fact, the first time I had one of those dreams, I started crying for my parents! It's the best one, but also the creepiest.

15. Neighborhood Animals

    I think the duck was so cute, and I love the way it walks. But I am terrified of the flipping frog that goes up on the screen. I had a nightmare about the frog coming out of the disc and chasing me around the house. It even had a knife!

    The frog chased me all the way to Montey's house. I shrunk to the size of the frog, but it was still chasing me. I climbed onto the record player, and it spun me around and around. Eventually, the nightmare ended when I woke up in my room. I told myself it was just a dream, went back to sleep, and then saw the frog's eyes watching me.

    The flying cow doesn't scare me much. When I was little, I knew it was a puppet on strings. I was only afraid of the flipping frog, and the walking duck gave me a couple of nightmares.

    But I watched the VHS version of Neighborhood Animals on YouTube and it didn't scare me much. (The walking duck toy was later replaced with a stop-motion video of a plush duck.) The flipping frog toy still does scare me though. I was mostly afraid of the BOING! noise. It creeped me out a lot. I am still afraid of it today.

16. Baby Galileo

    This one creeped me out when I was little because of the kangaroo puppets. They didn't look anything like the regular ones. They used to creep me out, but now they don't.

    The mama kangaroo looks like a blend of Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie. She looks like a FNAF animatronic because of the painted blush and stuff.

    The kangaroos were kind of creepy. Also, Beethoven, the creepy giraffe puppet, is seen in this one.

17. My First Signs

    The otter and the duck having fun.

18. Baby Noah

    the wooden ark and ark puppet were the scariest parts for me but only cuz they were NOISY AS HECK! I actually like the story of Noah's ark which this episode is based on though.

19. World Music

    The sun coming up at the beginning gave me nightmares. I am not scared of this movie now.

    When will Bard learn to stop scaring babies?!

20. Wild Animal Safari

21. Baby's Favorite Places

    I know this is an understatement, but my God, does the new Pavlo design look creepy or what?

22. Baby Wordsworth

    I'm not scared of this one, but the scene with the cat and the telephone is sad because the cat gets hurt at the end.

    The kitty is adorable! I love all her parts! But the mice are scary. I hate the time they turned into tornados.

    From,

    Pen from BFDI

    I don't find this scary. You guys have some odd fears of mice tornados.

23. Baby's First Sounds

    This one is scary. There's this dancing chick puppet (its eyes look possessed) and the sheep in the box returns. Both of those toys were seen in Baby MacDonald.

24. On the Go

25. Meet the Orchestra

    That episode gave me nightmares. It has full horror and terror. I would not watch that episode ever again in my life. No way, José.

26. Baby Lullaby

    For my 3-year-old self, the cold opening with the sheep and the blankets was a little off. And when he yawns, my bones just start heating up for some reason. It's not scary, but it just felt weird for a Baby Einstein cold opening.

    Other than that, the music is absolutely beautiful.

27. Baby's First Moves