Top Ten Stupidest Comic Book Character Names

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The Top Ten

1 Crazy Quilt

Worst. Name. Ever. What does this C list Batman villain do make colorful quilts? - TechnicallyIDoComics

2 Condiment King

Another worst name next to Crazy Quilt. He's an easy Batman villain to beat. - TechnicallyIDoComics

3 The Whizzer

Marvel's old timer with a horrible name, whizzle me timbers! :P - TechnicallyIDoComics

4 Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl

I know some people like Squirrel Girl, but still her name is dumb. Sorry, that's the way it goes. - TechnicallyIDoComics

Squirrel girl is awesome

5 Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Badass teen though, but still her name is terrible. - TechnicallyIDoComics

6 Big Bertha

A woman who can turn herself fat like Blob and weights 1,000 pounds or more. - TechnicallyIDoComics

7 Mister Mxyzptlk

Mister Mixy... no. Mister Mixy-plick? Nope, that's not it. Mixy-pixy? Nope. This is gonna take time to pronounce his name right. - TechnicallyIDoComics

8 Egghead Egghead
9 Kite Man

What's he going to do to villains?
Fly a kite by them? - mattstat716

10 Arm Fall Off Boy

The Contenders

11 Trapster

His first name was Paste-Pot Pete, terrible name.

12 Doorman

i'm a door - lolsy

A man who has the power to turn into a door at will. His enemies are roofman (who has the power to turn into a roof), wallman (who has the power to turn into a wall) and windowman (who has the power to turn into a window and fix any Windows software problems). - TwilightKitsune

13 Matter-Eater Lad
14 3-d Man
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