Top 10 Reasons Why Super Smash Bros. Brawl is Bad
You know what we hate? Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Here's why!
Note: I actually love Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I don't hate the game.
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Meta Knight is broken
Broken? I use him all the time. Just spam the tornado move like a troll and no one will touch you.
But don't take it from me. I do that the whole game and still lose.
I think all of you are misunderstanding the definition of "broken." Right now, broken means Meta Knight is way too overpowered for Smash Bros Brawl.
Guys, broken means too good. Broken doesn't mean bad. He's so good that he breaks the game.
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Sonic can swim
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Lucas is overpowered
Seriously, his up smash is so dang powerful. Gets me every time... GRRR!
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No Touhou girls
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The Great Maze
I really couldn't stand this part of the game. It ruined the whole experience for me. I actually stopped playing until halfway into the Wii U's lifespan, roughly a few months before Sm4sh came out. The only way I was able to beat it was with an online guide.
This was badass. It was just a bit hard, but sometimes hard stuff is good for you because we sometimes need a challenge.
Worst level in gaming history. This level took me 3 days to complete. 3 days?! Sakurai!
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The stages get boring
The Super Mario Sunshine stage is the only good stage that never gets old in my opinion.
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The Ice Climbers are the weakest characters in the game
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Solid Snake
Solid Snake may be an iconic character in the Metal Gear Solid series, but he looks really out of place in a game with Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, etc.
Thank you, Chaotixhero! Finally, someone else who doesn't really want him back!
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Where was Sonic in the story all this time?
You can't blame them for not putting Sonic in earlier. Plus, his entrance was pretty awesome anyway.
I can see Sonic fans being upset at that. But you have to admit, he made quite a good entrance.
His entrance was badass though. Sonic is awesome.
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The Subspace minions look like characters you see in Kingdom Hearts
Do you mean the Heartless or Nobodies?
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It has guns
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Some music tracks are missing
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Cannot select Zero Suit Samus in the character selection screen
That is a problem. Why not just make it two separate characters?
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Tripping
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No L-cancelling
How is this a reason to hate Brawl? And anyways, L-canceling is one of the reasons Melee is an atrocious piece of garbage.
Does it really matter? Brawl is still a bad game even if it had this.
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There are fewer female characters
Brawl should have Amy, Rouge, and Blaze from Sonic.
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It has an annoying fanbase
The Melee and Smash 4 fanbases are bad as well.
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Project M
Want to play faster and with Mewtwo? Project M is the mod for you.
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Rumble Falls
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No wavedashing
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Princess Peach ruined it!
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Horrible Wi-Fi
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They cut Mewtwo
They got rid of Mewtwo but not Jigglypuff? How dare they.
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It's too slow
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Ganondorf is a rip-off of Captain Falcon
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They nerfed Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, and Peach
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There are fewer villain characters