Top 10 Techniques to Making an Oscar-Worthy Movie
If you've always wanted an Oscar, then use these techniques!The Top Ten
1 Make it take place during the World Wars or during a Civil Rights Movement
2 Lengthen the movie until it's 3 hours long
3 Develop the villains as mob members
4 Have the main character endure a disability, a loved one's death, and/or a prison sentence.
For example, Forrest Gump. He overcame his mother dying and his leg braces.
5 The movie should span a lifetime
From infancy to the deathbed, your movie should have everything about the main character.
6 Make it Rated R
Many films that are nominated have very adult topics such as addiction, crime, sex, etc.
7 The genre should be a drama
You'll rarely see any comedy or horror films get nominated.
8 Have Morgan Freeman narrate
You'd have to pay millions of dollars, obviously.
9 Put a caption saying "Based on a true story"
10 Have characters look at each other whilst riding on a train at one point
The Contenders
11 Not have Leonardo DiCaprio in it
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