Top Ten Things to Say to Strangers That Will Make Them Uncomfortable

I apologize for making this list. I had nothing else to do and I wanted to see what would happen if I made ten lists.

The Top Ten

1 You wanna see my weird mole?
2 I have a cut and it's oozing this weird green pus V 1 Comment
3 My dad likes little girls
4 I have seven nipples

Sneak up to him/her (preferably a member of the opposite sex) and whisper it when they aren't expecting. - PetSounds

5 My feet are really hairy
6 I'm super itchy and can't reach my back. You mind?

Just back away slowly... - Pegasister12

DON'T apologise for this list! It's made me laugh! If I had the courage, I would probbly say all of these! this list is definitely going on my favourites! Haha.. - Britgirl

7 I did a survey on everyone who used the bathroom and none of them washed their hands
8 You have really pretty eyes. It's too bad you decided to get on this plane the same day it's happening again
9 I love puppies but if I had to choose, I think I'd eat it if I was out of Takis
10 I used to rub mayo on my grandmother's feet

The pure reaction of the stranger would be priceless. - Britgirl

This one made ME feel uncomfortable just writing it. - dipperpinesfangirl618

I'm hoping that buzzfeed finds this list and gets Andrew to say these in a "Creep" video! - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 I like you. Mind if I follow you around for a while? Please? Oh go on... V 1 Comment
12 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

You could say a more updated thing like the North Korean one. Either way, ingenious. - PositronWildhawk

13 Let's get married
14 Ooh...they're nice shoes! Can I try them on?
15 Want to see the basement in my house....?
16 I like looking at you. V 1 Comment
17 Are you my stalker?!
18 I have herpes
19 I love to kick puppies
20 Wanna have sex?
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1. You wanna see my weird mole?
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3. My dad likes little girls



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