Top Ten Things to Say to Strangers That Will Make Them Uncomfortable

I apologize for making this list. I had nothing else to do and I wanted to see what would happen if I made ten lists.

The Top Ten

1 You wanna see my weird mole?

Wanna know something really uncomfortable? :
Last year, in third grade, the teacher was making an announcement at lunch,
I was just minding my own buisness, then this boy held his hands out and was like,
mommy milk
i just sat there, disturbed at that moment ;-;

2 I have a cut and it's oozing this weird green pus

I think you need to see a docter - dipperpinesfangirl618

3 My dad likes little girls
4 I have seven nipples

Sneak up to him/her (preferably a member of the opposite sex) and whisper it when they aren't expecting. - PetSounds

5 My feet are really hairy
6 I'm super itchy and can't reach my back. You mind?

Just back away slowly... - Pegasister12

DON'T apologise for this list! It's made me laugh! If I had the courage, I would probbly say all of these! this list is definitely going on my favourites! Haha.. - Britgirl

7 I did a survey on everyone who used the bathroom and none of them washed their hands
8 You have really pretty eyes. It's too bad you decided to get on this plane the same day it's happening again
9 I love puppies but if I had to choose, I think I'd eat it if I was out of Takis
10 I used to rub mayo on my grandmother's feet

The pure reaction of the stranger would be priceless. - Britgirl

This one made ME feel uncomfortable just writing it. - dipperpinesfangirl618

I'm hoping that buzzfeed finds this list and gets Andrew to say these in a "Creep" video! - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 I like you. Mind if I follow you around for a while? Please? Oh go on...

That's weird 0.0 - Ananya

12 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

You could say a more updated thing like the North Korean one. Either way, ingenious. - PositronWildhawk

13 Wanna have sex?
14 You are the hottest boy/girl in the world, and I'd die if you died

This guy that likes me a lot in my class (I don't even rlly know him) said "I would rather die than not be with you"


15 When was your first period?
16 Let's get married
17 Ooh...they're nice shoes! Can I try them on?
18 Want to see the basement in my house....?
19 I like looking at you.

...You look nicer when you aren't asleep... - keycha1n

20 Are you my stalker?!
21 I have herpes
22 I love to kick puppies
23 Wanna go out with me?
24 Um... I'm a turtle...
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