Top 10 Things You Would Least Expect to Be in a Five-Star Hotel

No joke, I was at this dance competition, and the hotel we stayed at was awful! We entered the room, and it stank so badly. There was hair on the bathroom floor, stains on the wall, and a broken window. And a cockroach.

At least it was better than my friend's hotel room. There were fake eyelashes all over her floor and... wait for it... a piece of pizza in the closet!

It was only a three-star hotel though, but still.

One of the main things for me about hotels is the rooms. Imagine a room with little space to move around, uncomfortable beds, and insects lurking around at night! Terrifying!

What are people supposed to do all day then? I suppose if you're staying with friends or family, they're good company, but what if you're on your own?

Once, I ordered room service in a five-star hotel. Steak and assorted vegetables. My dad and I had to wait for an hour, and when it came, the steak was tiny, the green beans had some kind of fur on them, and the potatoes were horrible. But at least I got free ice cream! The portion was twice as big as the steak. Couldn't the portions have been switched around?

I would get really ticked off if I got bad food.

The food is quite bland at the hotel.

On the third day of my family's stay in the hotel, some people began the restoration of the lobby floor. There was a drilling noise 24/7, and even though we had a suite on the tenth floor, we could still hear it. So irritating!

Can't a person get any sleep in here?

I dislike these kinds of people. They work in a luxurious hotel, they get paid, they get exercise, so why so miserable?

This is a five-star hotel! Why are there one-star facilities here? People paid a lot of money for this hotel, you know.