Top Ten Weird Ideas for Disney Princess Movies


The Top Ten

1 Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites

I think this "dwarf" would be a very happy guy.

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Only the Snow Whites are human. Literally everyone else is a dwarf. The Queen, the huntsman, the prince(ss? ). They're all dwarfs - GlassweighanCountess

2 The Poop Fairy Trip
3 Cinderella Gets Stabbed In the Eyes (Revenge from the Fairy Godmother)

No, this is an idea that is TOO dark and too uncreative. First of all, it would be too violent for Disney to put a loved Disney princess who encourages little girls to dream get stabbed in the eyes. Also, it would be way to dark as well. It would also be offensive to Cinderella fans.

4 Cinderella and Her Fairy Cod Mother, and Yes I Meant Cod

Haha what would the Fairy Codmother look like? A giant fish with a dress on? I can just imagine how that would go... It would probably get fried before it could grant any wishes! - RaineSage

5 Pocahontas and Her Buck Teeth

That's gross.

6 Ariel and the Mermaid Eating Prince Eric
7 Mickey Mouse In a Staring Contest With a Dandelion

Wow. Sounds like a great movie. Where can I get tickets to watch Mickey Mouse stare at a dandelion for 3 hours!?

Mickey would obviously win. The dandelion has no eyes - GlassweighanCountess


8 Sophia the Last

Sophia's long lost sister who is angry about her Mary Sue sister getting everything comes back from the dead to kill her. And they better kill Amber as well - GlassweighanCountess

This could be a horror movie about the secretly dark and disturbing life of Sophia The First. - RiverClanRocks

This is actually a good title idea for a horror movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Where we finally find out where on earth "Enchancia" actually is. My best guess is that it's in England but for the sake of T.V. they have american accents.

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9 Jasmine Eating Her Tiger


10 Merida's Wedding

The irony though...

Crack shipping: Merida x Gilbert Chartres - GlassweighanCountess

The Contenders

11 A Princess that Shoots People for Fun

A princess who does a school shooting? - GlassweighanCountess

12 Rapunzel Eats Her Hair

I thought he cut it in the movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 Beauty and the Chewbacca
14 Elsa and Anna, Wife and Wife

I'm pretty sure they're not Lesbian. And why would you want to marry your sibling? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

15 Belle Kisses the Wrong Beast! (A Beast Affair)

This would be inappropriate for kids. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

It sounds like a porno title

16 Sleeping Beauty Starts Snoring
17 Ariel Tries Sushi... and Likes It!
18 Aurora and Cinderella Get Married
19 Snow White is a Murderer
20 Rapunzel is a Villain Who Kidnaps Mother Gothel

Only this time, Gothel has good hair

21 Jasmine and Snow White in Love
22 Mulan and Aurora in Love
23 Rapunzel Falls in Love with Anna
24 Frozen 3: Invasion of the Ping Pong Ball Dispensers
25 The Princess of Jersey Shore
26 The Real House Princesses
27 The Pumbaa Princess
28 The Princess that Swears

Then she could rap instead of sing. - 3DG20

29 Princess Drax
30 Little Princesses and Tiaras
31 The Princess Who Use Steroids
32 Princess of Vulgar
33 The Pink Fluffy Sparkly Rainbow Unicorn Princess Starring Bob
34 Bob the Princess

It's a movie where a man named bob becomes a princess entirely by accident

35 Cinderella Searching for Aliens

This would be weird and interesting to watch, lol!

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1. The Poop Fairy Trip
2. Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites
3. Cinderella Gets Stabbed In the Eyes (Revenge from the Fairy Godmother)
1. Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites
2. Pocahontas and Her Buck Teeth
3. Mickey Mouse In a Staring Contest With a Dandelion


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