Top Ten Weird Ideas for Disney Princess Movies

The Top Ten

1 Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites

I think this "dwarf" would be a very happy guy.

Make it happen

2 The Poop Fairy Trip
3 Cinderella Gets Stabbed In the Eyes (Revenge from the Fairy Godmother)

No, this is an idea that is TOO dark and too uncreative. First of all, it would be too violent for Disney to put a loved Disney princess who encourages little girls to dream get stabbed in the eyes. Also, it would be way to dark as well. It would also be offensive to Cinderella fans.

4 Cinderella and Her Fairy Cod Mother, and Yes I Meant Cod

Haha what would the Fairy Codmother look like? A giant fish with a dress on? I can just imagine how that would go... It would probably get fried before it could grant any wishes! - RaineSage

5 Pocahontas and Her Buck Teeth

That's gross.

6 Ariel and the Mermaid Eating Prince Eric
7 Mickey Mouse In a Staring Contest With a Dandelion

Wow. Sounds like a great movie. Where can I get tickets to watch Mickey Mouse stare at a dandelion for 3 hours!?

BEST MOVIE EVER!

8 Sophia the Last

This could be a horror movie about the secretly dark and disturbing life of Sophia The First. - RiverClanRocks

This is actually a good title idea for a horror movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Where Sophia gets killed by me

Where we finally find out where on earth "Enchancia" actually is. My best guess is that it's in England but for the sake of T.V. they have american accents.

9 Jasmine Eating Her Tiger

How about Jasmine gets a white tiger as a companion for Rajah?

CRUEL AND INHUMANE!

10 Merida's Wedding

The irony though...

The Contenders

11 A Princess that Shoots People for Fun
12 Elsa and Anna, Wife and Wife

I'm pretty sure they're not Lesbian. And why would you want to marry your sibling? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 Rapunzel Eats Her Hair

I thought he cut it in the movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Beauty and the Chewbacca
15 The Princess of Jersey Shore

Snooki as a Disney princess?

16 Belle Kisses the Wrong Beast! (A Beast Affair)

This would be inappropriate for kids. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

It sounds like a porno title

17 Sleeping Beauty Starts Snoring

And has sleep apnea.

18 Ariel Tries Sushi... and Likes It!
19 Aurora and Cinderella Get Married
20 Snow White is a Murderer
21 Rapunzel is a Villain Who Kidnaps Mother Gothel

Only this time, Gothel has good hair

22 Jasmine and Snow White in Love
23 Mulan and Aurora in Love
24 Rapunzel Falls in Love with Anna
25 Frozen 3: Invasion of the Ping Pong Ball Dispensers
26 The Real House Princesses
27 The Pumbaa Princess
28 The Princess that Swears

Then she could rap instead of sing. - 3DG20

29 Princess Drax
30 Little Princesses and Tiaras
31 The Princess Who Use Steroids
32 Princess of Vulgar
33 The Pink Fluffy Sparkly Rainbow Unicorn Princess Starring Bob
34 Bob the Princess

It's a movie where a man named bob becomes a princess entirely by accident

35 Cinderella Searching for Aliens

This would be weird and interesting to watch, lol!

36 Hercules and Megara Get Married
37 The Princesses All Cheat on Their Lovers
38 The Tomboy Princess
39 Disney Princesses' Daughters on Toddlers and Tiaras
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