Top Ten Weirdest Things to Wake Up and Discover

The Top Ten
1 That you've been sleeping for years

I played this trick on my brother when he was 5. It was a laugh.

2 You're dreaming
3 You're on Mars
4 You're being picked up by a crane
5 Your mom is your dog
6 Your Hogwarts letter finally arrived

That would be pretty awesome, though..

7 A dinosaur
8 You're in hell
9 You're in the matrix
10 That you're married to Justin Bieber
The Contenders
11 You're the president
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