Top 10 Reasons Why Fidget Spinners Suck
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Every kid in the world has at least one
I have one. They're alright, but not the most amazing thing ever.
Except me. And I'm proud of it.
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They are overrated
Although I like these spinners, I believe that they should not be popular enough to have a cartoon about them.
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They are overpriced just for a toy that spins around
I have one, but I got it for free at a local event in my area as a giveaway.
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Kids throw temper tantrums over them
Kids have been throwing temper tantrums over toys for generations, and the fidget spinner age is no exception. However, this isn't a valid reason, as it's not a problem with fidget spinners themselves.
"Mommy, I want one." "No." Crying.
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They are in every store (even non-toy related stores)
I found some in my local hardware store, and I wasn't surprised at all.
I saw one in my local corner store, but I'm not surprised.
I see them at Michaels and Joann. They have lots of shelves of them.
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Every toy channel has at least one video about these things
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They are in popular Roblox games (e.g., Jailbreak, Robloxian High School, Fashion Frenzy)
The person who added this is clearly a Roblox fan.
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All of the "DIY ________ fidget spinner" videos
Next up: DIY Marijuana Fidget Spinner.
DIY sucks.
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You can hurt yourself if you are not careful
Remember Sky Dancers?
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People make fun of you if you don't have one
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They're useless
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They are just a stupid fad
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There is no scientific proof that they help people with autism or ADHD
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You can only spin them
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They're dangerous
You can cut your eye or yourself if you don't use it safely.
You can cut yourself if you don't use it safely.
Like Sky Dancers.
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They are surprisingly very trendy
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Schools ban them
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Trolls make offensive jokes because of them