Top 10 Reasons Why Fidget Spinners Suck

The Top Ten
Every kid in the world has at least one

I have one. They're alright, but not the most amazing thing ever.

Except me. And I'm proud of it.

They are overrated

Although I like these spinners, I believe that they should not be popular enough to have a cartoon about them.

They are overpriced just for a toy that spins around

I have one, but I got it for free at a local event in my area as a giveaway.

Kids throw temper tantrums over them

Kids have been throwing temper tantrums over toys for generations, and the fidget spinner age is no exception. However, this isn't a valid reason, as it's not a problem with fidget spinners themselves.

"Mommy, I want one." "No." Crying.

They are in every store (even non-toy related stores)

I found some in my local hardware store, and I wasn't surprised at all.

I saw one in my local corner store, but I'm not surprised.

I see them at Michaels and Joann. They have lots of shelves of them.

Every toy channel has at least one video about these things
They are in popular Roblox games (e.g., Jailbreak, Robloxian High School, Fashion Frenzy)

The person who added this is clearly a Roblox fan.

All of the "DIY ________ fidget spinner" videos

Next up: DIY Marijuana Fidget Spinner.
DIY sucks.

You can hurt yourself if you are not careful

Remember Sky Dancers?

People make fun of you if you don't have one

The Newcomers

? They're useless
? They are just a stupid fad
The Contenders
There is no scientific proof that they help people with autism or ADHD
You can only spin them
They're dangerous

You can cut your eye or yourself if you don't use it safely.

You can cut yourself if you don't use it safely.

Like Sky Dancers.

They are surprisingly very trendy
Schools ban them
Trolls make offensive jokes because of them
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