Top 10 Funniest Wings of Fire Quotes

This is a list of the funniest Wings of Fire quotes ever created! I don't mean to offend anyone, but post a comment if I did.

The Top Ten

  1. "You all stop fighting and talk this out like Sunny OR I WILL SET EVERY ONE OF YOU ON FIRE STARTING WITH YOUR EYEBALLS!" - Peril the SkyWing

    This didn't help anything, but I think it's hilarious when Peril talks like this.

  2. "Halt!" - Deathbringer the NightWing

  3. "Oh, little Peril, you can't hurt me. My scales cannot be burned by even your scales." - Darkstalker the IceWing/NightWing hybrid

    Cannot stop laughing.

  4. "We are NOT calling it magical death spit!" - Glory the RainWing

  5. "Strongwings, SHUT UP!" - Fierceteeth the NightWing

  6. "What am I going to do? Round up some scary RainWings to sleep on your roof?" - Glory the RainWing

  7. "One time, one time I got set on fire." - Winter the IceWing

  8. "He looks like he's posing for a portrait... Pompous Sneerdagard the Magnificent Awaits His Legions of Doomed Enemies." - Qibli the SandWing

  9. "I order you not to die. Clay, stop, STOP IT. Stop dying RIGHT NOW." - Tsunami the SeaWing

    Tsunami said that to Clay after he was bitten by a Dragonbite Viper while trying to save Starflight, Fatespeaker, and Sunny.

  10. "The whole point of a top secret invisible guard... is for them to be invisible and secret." - Deathbringer the NightWing

    Deathbringer said that to Glory.

    11. The Contenders

  11. "I want! To SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA!" - Cliff the SkyWing

    Oh yeah, I forgot to add this one. Thanks for adding it or something. (Don't judge me, I don't know what Contenders means.)

  12. "HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INSANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN THE CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE THE WORST!" - Peril the SkyWing

    I may have fallen out of my chair when I read this.

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