Top 10 Funniest Wings of Fire Quotes

This is a list of the funniest Wings of Fire quotes ever created! I don't mean to offend anyone, but post a comment if I did.

The Top Ten

  1. "You all stop fighting and talk this out like Sunny OR I WILL SET EVERY ONE OF YOU ON FIRE STARTING WITH YOUR EYEBALLS!" - Peril the SkyWing

    This didn't help anything, but I think it's hilarious when Peril talks like this.

  2. "Halt!" - Deathbringer the NightWing

    WAY TOO FUNNY! And how glory said all kinds of trash after that poor death bringer said halt.

  3. "Oh, little Peril, you can't hurt me. My scales cannot be burned by even your scales." - Darkstalker the IceWing/NightWing hybrid

    Cannot stop laughing.

  4. "We are NOT calling it magical death spit!" - Glory the RainWing

  5. "Strongwings, SHUT UP!" - Fierceteeth the NightWing

  6. "What am I going to do? Round up some scary RainWings to sleep on your roof?" - Glory the RainWing

  7. "One time, one time I got set on fire." - Winter the IceWing

  8. "He looks like he's posing for a portrait... Pompous Sneerdagard the Magnificent Awaits His Legions of Doomed Enemies." - Qibli the SandWing

  9. "I order you not to die. Clay, stop, STOP IT. Stop dying RIGHT NOW." - Tsunami the SeaWing

    Tsunami said that to Clay after he was bitten by a Dragonbite Viper while trying to save Starflight, Fatespeaker, and Sunny.

  10. "The whole point of a top secret invisible guard... is for them to be invisible and secret." - Deathbringer the NightWing

    Deathbringer said that to Glory.

    11. The Newcomers
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    "Sheesh, I was just making some suggestibles! No need to be crankmonstery."

  12. ?

    "Die, you little monster plants!" - Peril the SkyWing

    13. The Contenders

  13. "I want! To SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA!" - Cliff the SkyWing

    Oh yeah, I forgot to add this one. Thanks for adding it or something. (Don't judge me, I don't know what Contenders means.)

  14. "HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INSANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN THE CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE THE WORST!" - Peril the SkyWing

    I may have fallen out of my chair when I read this.

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