Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Parent's Bedroom

Turkeyasylum
Warning: This list may contain humor, subliminal messages, and of course, more humor. Just imagine going into your mom and dad's room (no matter your age) and seeing these.

The Top Ten

1 Your parents having sex

This would be disgusting. Imagine your 8 year old child catching you and asking "Mommy, can I join? "
Wonder what your parents were thinking then... - Turkeyasylum

I am sad to say... I have walked in on them getting it on... um, scarred for life lol - CloudofMercury

Please, don't make me barf. At least they lock their door when it's happening... - Therandom

I hope I never see this...

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2 Their inevitable plans to murder you

Could be useful. I mean, if you FOUND it before they murdered you... Then you wouldn't die because you could report it. - keycha1n

At least we have people to star in the pilot of the new reality show called "Killer Parents". - Turkeyasylum

Inevitable?!?! That's something of a minor detail that I had to know. - PositronWildhawk

3 A half-used package of condoms

Why all that happens for 8 years old - Rhapsody

Just imagine, your 8 year old child grabs the half-used box, and asks: Mommy, what are these?
Now try explaining to your child what they do. You begin to murmur random words, and you finally say "I don't even know myself". Then just imagine how awkward it would be for them to bring them to show and tell. And the phone call that follows. - Turkeyasylum

4 Your mom and dad's corpses

A little 2 year old waddles in saying " Mommy I had a scary dream." but all the poor kid saw was the parent's dead bodies.

There's a murder on the loose! A murder on the loose! - Turkeyasylum

5 Cyanide

Just don't open the flask. Don't. - Turkeyasylum

6 A sex tape of your parents

Imagine your 8 year old self walking in, and putting the VHS tape in, thinking it's the new Cinderella movie, but instead see this, and be thinking "what the heck? " - Turkeyasylum

Dude this gets annoying, why every single thing you comment is "imagine your 8 year old" - tent2

Reminds me of the episode in South Park where Butters gets the 'Lord Of The Rings' tape...

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7 A time bomb that explodes in 2 seconds

I don't think you would even get in time to see that it explodes in 2 seconds. - tent2

8 Nuclear Waste

Just, don't invite anyone you care about over. - Turkeyasylum

9 Miley Cryus Twerking

Just imagine your 8 year old child's reaction to this... - Turkeyasylum

I don't know if my parents would have Miley twerking in their bedroom. But yeah that would be odd.

Rather this to happen

10 Satan

The Contenders

11 Ebola
12 A divorce certificate

My parents have already been divorced, now I am just hoping my step parents don't get divorced... - Turkeyasylum

My parents are divorced, but I can't imagine reading that when I was younger. I would be devastated!

I'm 10 and my parents might be divorcing:(

Mine aren't divorcing, yet... Who knows what's to come, they're nearing their 20th? - Therandom

13 Sage The Gemini Sage The Gemini
14 Both of your parents dead V 3 Comments
15 A Nicki Minaj Album
16 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

Can someone take Justin Bieber off this list? - Turkeyasylum

17 Dildo
18 Two dildos marked his & hers
19 One of your parents with someone not your parent

My mom is having sex with other people and she's married! What do I do:(

20 Pornography
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