Top Ten Worst Things To Find In Your Sandwich

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A Wasp

I'm petrified of wasps they scare the living life out of me. If a wasp found its way into the sandwich I'd ran into the window with a straitjacket

Something worse, half a wasp.

Someone should start a program of extermination toward these EVIL things.

I would be really scared to kill the wasp, because I'm really scared of wasps. - PhilTheCorgi

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2 Dry Concrete

That would hurt like crazy!

Call a dentist after this stone sandwich

It would hurt more than your ex!

That would seriously suck

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3 A Condom

Especially if it's used

I'd would never pay for a sandwich from a strange place again then (but I never do that) - tent2

Am I the only one who's found a condom in their sandwich... ?

If you don't know what a condom is then you shouldn't be on here

Worse half a used condom

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4 A Small Firework

Your sandwich will surely go off with a bang. But if I want that, I just put hot sauce on it. Couldn't be simpler. - PositronWildhawk

It really would taste quite bitter. And don't go trying to eat fire afterward. - PetSounds

I can imagine myself just eating my sandwich then I exploded

Don't put hot sauce in it and you'll be find

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5 Hot Diesel

Vin Diesel? No... He would taste like baby oil and muscles! And I don't want to eat a human! Plus, Vin Diesel isn't hot! - ethanmeinster

Hot diesel is not referring to Vin Diesel. It is referring to hot diesel gas that trucks use.

Is there anything worse than hot diesel? - ThePeacemaker10

Is that Americanz cheese? (BOOM! ) - Haumea

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6 Cheese

Cheese is the worst. Hate to have varnished mucus hidden in my sandwich, then stuck to the back of my throat as if I had swallowed a live leech. The nasty surprise within most of these things.
If I sound strange for saying I have always disliked it, then fine; I'm used to that. - PositronWildhawk

You bite into your sandwich taste the cheese and have to take the whole thing apart just to get rid of the cheese

American cheese is the worst kind of cheese! How can anyone like it? It's literally just a few molecules away from rubber!

But I love cheese on my sandwiches!

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7 A Miniature Harpoon Gun

You take your first bite and it fires the trigger, now you explode

You may be in the dentists chair the next day, buckwheat!

You may also break a tooth even if you avoid the trigger - yatharthb

Way to go out with a bang, eh?

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8 Poop

That's definitely worse. I mean like, who would want to eat poop? That's disgusting. - PhilTheCorgi

But its only half a poop. - SammySpore

Eww! This list is disturbing! - LapisBob

Get your poopy sanwich right here, cooked bye the toiilet

9 Nuclear Waste

The cheese powder of doom

10 The Last of an Endangered Species

Glad to see other people care about these things.

Stupid sandwich let the animal live

It's like finding the last rhino in yo panini):

I would just cry for the rest of my life!

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The Contenders

11 A Bug
12 A Taser

The electric sandwich, eat one to get electricited

Burnt tongue flaver... my favorite!

13 Your Testicles

Try it its good and the sandwich will never be dry!

I'm a girl, but this would still be disgusting. - PhilTheCorgi

So my surgery is eating a sandwich

14 Pubic Hair

Yeah... I don't want pewbs in my sandwich or my chili. And I don't want to eat my parents over pewbs either. - MontyPython

15 Hair

Hair goes in my mouth random sometimes

You don't know who's hair that was!

16 A mini Bomb

Even worse then a firework

17 A Porcupine

This sandwich is so prickeoy

18 Ketchup

I put ketchup in my sandwich, lol.. - Pony

So do I LOL! - lizard302

19 A Tracking Device

Nuclear bombs are in the way, eat this sandwich to start another world war

20 Mold

I found PURPLE MOLD in my bagel once.

21 Plankton
22 A Spider

Why is spiders always #21? - lizard302

Yuck! I would hate that! - lizard302

I'm scared of spiders eppp

23 A ball of spikes
24 A Rat's Head
25 Maggots

I absolutely hate maggots! That makes me want to puke on the spot!

Well. It's your funeral

I found a maggot in my apple from Wal-Mart…

26 Cockroaches

Ew! I hate all bugs. Especially these. - CurtisHuberHMSNP

27 Hot Metal

Is that why, in those cheesy ads, the sandwich always appears to be lit up? It's a bulb! - PositronWildhawk

28 Naked Mole Rat Naked Mole Rat The naked mole-rat, also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa. It is closely related to the blesmols and is the only species in the genus Heterocephalus of the family Heterocephalidae.
29 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

How can 5'9" man fit inside a sandwich?

He can't fit in a sandwich though. - PhilTheCorgi

I don't think he'd fit though...but if you can, do it piece by piece

He can't fit in a sandwich, ding dong!
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30 Leech Leech Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.
31 A Smurf

I remember seeing somebody on Animal Jam say "I eat smurfs", which is very disturbing. - PhilTheCorgi

32 Blood

No wonder I'm in so much pain

When blood ok me hand I just get it of with my mouth I like the taste

33 Someone's Liver
34 Ebola
35 Half an Insect
36 A Copy of "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing"

Nooo my copy

37 Justin Bieber Ticket

This would actually be great. You could sell the ticket for quite a lot I would imagine

38 A Dead Fly
39 Boogers

"Is that from my nose? "

40 Jellyfish
41 A Pad
42 Broccoli
43 Rotten Zombie Flesh
44 A Used Toothbrush
45 Used Band-Aid
46 A Hand Grenade
47 Brains

I am so dumb

48 Bumblebee Tuna
49 Pickles

I have pickles on my sandwiches anyway so what the heck?

50 Cigarettes
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