Top Ten Worst Things to Find in Your Sandwich

The Top Ten
1 A Wasp

I would FREAK
I have really bad experiences with these bugs, and I've also gotten stung by then twice -.-
Also, the pain does NOT get better on the second sting.

I'm petrified of wasps they scare the living life out of me. If a wasp found its way into the sandwich I'd ran into the window with a straitjacket

Someone should start a program of extermination toward these EVIL things.

I would be really scared to kill the wasp, because I'm really scared of wasps.

2 Dry Concrete

Call a dentist after this stone sandwich

It would hurt more than your ex!

That would hurt like crazy!

That would seriously suck

3 A Condom

If you don't know what a condom is then you shouldn't be on here

Put it in your ex's right after you used it with new girlfriend

Am I the only one who's found a condom in their sandwich... ?

Yes, sir. Especially if it has been used.

4 A Small Firework

Your sandwich will surely go off with a bang. But if I want that, I just put hot sauce on it. Couldn't be simpler.

It really would taste quite bitter. And don't go trying to eat fire afterward.

Does a small fireworks taste good in anyways how does it get so small

I can imagine myself just eating my sandwich then I exploded

5 Hot Diesel

Vin Diesel? No... He would taste like baby oil and muscles! And I don't want to eat a human! Plus, Vin Diesel isn't hot!

Hot diesel is not referring to Vin Diesel. It is referring to hot diesel gas that trucks use.

Is there anything worse than hot diesel?

I'll explode after I enjoy this sandwich

6 Poop

That's definitely worse. I mean like, who would want to eat poop? That's disgusting.

I'm glad there was not a picture of that that's disgusting and inappropriate

But its only half a poop.

Eww! This list is disturbing!

7 A Miniature Harpoon Gun

So you're saying that if you find a gun and your sandwich and it's going to light up and stuff you're going to be assassinated and it's going to go down your throat and you're going to digest it and you're going to die well it's better than actually being assassinated and more common places

You take your first bite and it fires the trigger, now you explode

You may be in the dentists chair the next day, buckwheat!

You may also break a tooth even if you avoid the trigger

8 Cheese

Cheese is the worst. Hate to have varnished mucus hidden in my sandwich, then stuck to the back of my throat as if I had swallowed a live leech. The nasty surprise within most of these things.
If I sound strange for saying I have always disliked it, then fine; I'm used to that.

American cheese is the worst kind of cheese! How can anyone like it? It's literally just a few molecules away from rubber!

I thought that was from plastic. But I can't stand cheese! It is absolutely nasty, and repulsive.

My mom makes me have cheese on my sandwich, so I eat the cheese separate!

9 Nuclear Waste

The cheese powder of doom

oh this tastes weird um KABOOOOOOMMM

10 The Last of an Endangered Species

Which is an Abington Island Giant Tortoise also known as Lonesome George

Glad to see other people care about these things.

It's like finding the last rhino in yo panini):

I would just cry for the rest of my life!

The Contenders
11 A Bug

I hate insects

Ew! I hate all bugs. Especially these.

12 A Taser

The electric sandwich, eat one to get electricited

Burnt tongue flaver... my favorite!

13 Hair

Yeah... I don't want pewbs in my sandwich or my chili. And I don't want to eat my parents over pewbs either.

Hair goes in my mouth random sometimes

You don't know who's hair that was!

14 Your Testicles

Try it its good and the sandwich will never be dry!

I'm a girl, but this would still be disgusting.

So my surgery is eating a sandwich

15 A Mini Bomb 

Even worse then a firework

yumm tick tick BOOM

16 Ketchup

It depends on what kind of sandwich.

I put ketchup in my sandwich, lol..

17 Mold

I found PURPLE MOLD in my bagel once.

oh why is this mold light blue

18 A Tracking Device

Nuclear bombs are in the way, eat this sandwich to start another world war

19 A Rat's Head
20 A Spider

Why is spiders always #21?

Yuck! I would hate that!

I'm scared of spiders eppp

21 Plankton
22 Hot Metal

Is that why, in those cheesy ads, the sandwich always appears to be lit up? It's a bulb!

23 Leech Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.

These things are absolutely disgusting, and I cringe every time I see one.

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25 A Bug

I absolutely hate maggots! That makes me want to puke on the spot!

Well. It's your funeral

I found a maggot in my apple from Wal-Mart…

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