Top Ten Worst Things To Find In Your SandwichPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
I'm petrified of wasps they scare the living life out of me. If a wasp found its way into the sandwich I'd ran into the window with a straitjacket
Something worse, half a wasp.
Someone should start a program of extermination toward these EVIL things.
Get the machine gun... - RockStarrV 5 Comments
That would hurt like crazy!
Call a dentist after this stone sandwich
It would hurt more than your ex!
That would seriously suckV 3 Comments
Especially if it's used
I'd would never pay for a sandwich from a strange place again then (but I never do that) - tent2
Am I the only one who's found a condom in their sandwich... ?
If you don't know what a condom is then you shouldn't be on here
Worse half a used condomV 8 Comments
Your sandwich will surely go off with a bang. But if I want that, I just put hot sauce on it. Couldn't be simpler. - PositronWildhawk
It really would taste quite bitter. And don't go trying to eat fire afterward. - PetSounds
I can imagine myself just eating my sandwich then I exploded
Don't put hot sauce in it and you'll be findV 4 Comments
Vin Diesel? No... He would taste like baby oil and muscles! And I don't want to eat a human! Plus, Vin Diesel isn't hot! - ethanmeinster
Hot diesel is not referring to Vin Diesel. It is referring to hot diesel gas that trucks use.
Is there anything worse than hot diesel? - ThePeacemaker10
Is that Americanz cheese? (BOOM! ) - HaumeaV 1 Comment
You take your first bite and it fires the trigger, now you explode
You may be in the dentists chair the next day, buckwheat!
You may also break a tooth even if you avoid the trigger - yatharthb
Way to go out with a bang, eh?V 2 Comments
Cheese is the worst. Hate to have varnished mucus hidden in my sandwich, then stuck to the back of my throat as if I had swallowed a live leech. The nasty surprise within most of these things.
If I sound strange for saying I have always disliked it, then fine; I'm used to that. - PositronWildhawk
You bite into your sandwich taste the cheese and have to take the whole thing apart just to get rid of the cheese
American cheese is the worst kind of cheese! How can anyone like it? It's literally just a few molecules away from rubber!
But I love cheese on my sandwiches!V 18 Comments
But its only half a poop. - SammySpore
Eww! This list is disturbing! - LapisBob
Get your poopy sanwich right here, cooked bye the toiilet
The cheese powder of doom
Glad to see other people care about these things.
Stupid sandwich let the animal live
It's like finding the last rhino in yo panini):
I would just cry for the rest of my life!V 4 Comments
The electric sandwich, eat one to get electricited
Burnt tongue flaver... my favorite!
Try it its good and the sandwich will never be dry!
So my surgery is eating a sandwich
Yeah... I don't want pewbs in my sandwich or my chili. And I don't want to eat my parents over pewbs either. - MontyPython
Hair goes in my mouth random sometimes
You don't know who's hair that was!
Even worse then a firework
This sandwich is so prickeoy
I put ketchup in my sandwich, lol.. - Pony
So do I LOL! - lizard302
Nuclear bombs are in the way, eat this sandwich to start another world war
I found PURPLE MOLD in my bagel once.
Why is spiders always #21? - lizard302
Yuck! I would hate that! - lizard302
I'm scared of spiders eppp
I absolutely hate maggots! That makes me want to puke on the spot!
Well. It's your funeral
I found a maggot in my apple from Wal-Mart…
Ew! I hate all bugs. Especially these. - CurtisHuberHMSNP
Is that why, in those cheesy ads, the sandwich always appears to be lit up? It's a bulb! - PositronWildhawk
How can 5'9" man fit inside a sandwich?
I don't think he'd fit though...but if you can, do it piece by piece
He can't fit in a sandwich, ding dong!
Pen from bfdi
No wonder I'm in so much pain
When blood ok me hand I just get it of with my mouth I like the taste
Nooo my copy
This would actually be great. You could sell the ticket for quite a lot I would imagine
"Is that from my nose? "
I am so dumb
I have pickles on my sandwiches anyway so what the heck?
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Top Remixes (10)
2. A mini Bomb
3. A Small Firework
2. Dry Concrete
3. Hot Diesel
2. A Wasp
3. Dry Concrete
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