Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Proud American

On my next visit to America, I'll be sure to restrain myself from letting these out. If you happen to be in the States when you meet a 6'4" nerdy teenager visiting from England who says any of these, you'll know for certain who it is.

The Top Ten

1 If you wanted freedom with fewer terms and conditions, you should've stayed with Great Britain.

Mayflower should've done a Titanic.
I know Mayflower was before Titanic.

I think Great Britain should have kept America. Heck, the Americans didn't have a good army, it's just that the Brits LET them have their land. If Britain did keep them, America could be in a lot better shape. Plus, Americans have no freedom anyway, and all of them are idiots. Good list, PositronWildhawk.

That was a MASSIVE mistake on their part, but Yanks will be Yanks... - Britgirl

Is it July the Fourth yet? Yes? No? OK, I'll wait. - PositronWildhawk

2 God bless this 'special place'.
3 And for my side-order, I'll have the 800lb burger, with one kind of cheap hot cheese, and a new gun.

Personally, I can wait to go through the drive-thru at Wendy's to casually say this. - PositronWildhawk

4 I've always seen the Confederate Flag as a work of art.

On photos of American Adventure Theme Park which was in Derbyshire, England (1987-2007) the Confederate Flag is on it.

It’s a racist symbol - blackflower

Not surprising, as it bears a certain resemblance to the Union Jack.

5 Let's see you win a war by yourself.
6 (Looking at U.S. Flag) Oh, look! Now there are 50 special stickers on your report card!
7 I've always seen this country as sexist. To you, a full stop is a period.


8 Who's your favourite president since 1981?

It is the worst thing you could say to an American because of the you in favorite. - Songsta41

Bush's least favourite vegetable, I.E. his son. - PositronWildhawk

9 Have you lost a whole gram? You're making great progress.

I'm American, but this list is pretty funny - Ajkloth

We use the customary system. - Songsta41

10 I guess you needed a lot of land to fit 315 million tubbies in.

When you didn't even help at the start of WWII no excuses.


The Contenders

11 September 11th, today is a good day

Bruh, They go ballistic over this, even added an Ice Cube pun

12 Yank

Hello, I'd like to speak to Macaroni.

Yankee Doodle went to town, upon a little pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, And called it Macaroni.

That was just plain rude


13 Obama is a good president.

I thought he was - blackflower

No one supports Obama. Poor Obama.

So offensive have a big fat vote from me

You don't want to be in my fist range and say that. - GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER

14 Shut up

I should be used to the prejudice lists on here...I'm worried that Americans will try to retaliate. Then everyone will be hypocritical if they try to defend themselves, unless they live somewhere else.

Americans just don't know when to shut up about their pathetic country.

Funny, since they find it so hard to shut up sometimes. - PositronWildhawk

15 America: the centre of the world and the centre of world's problems.
16 It's football, not soccer!

It's rounders, not baseball!

17 F*** America
18 NASA isn't all American, the Germans had to help you get off the ground.

Think about it, the Americans stole money from China. Thus giving them the funds to pay the Germans to do such a thing. Their fuel consumption must've been terrible.

19 I need to take a piss

But I do need to...

20 American chocolate is poison

Milky Way bars they are like those horrible UK 80s ones till we changed them. I have an older sibling that knows about the UK 80s ones.

21 Do you want guns in case aliens invade?

Zim is coming.

22 God Bless 9/11
23 You're primitive technology has advanced considerably for a British colony.
24 Why can't you talk proper English? It's a bit annoying really.

Could you please stop getting your knickers in a twist when you see a mistake in a sentence, this is the internet not writing on paper.

It would be funny if the American answered, "I don't speak English, I speak American! " Although you would need to find a stupid American for that. A very stupid person.

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