Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Proud American
On my next visit to America, I'll be sure to restrain myself from letting these out. If you happen to be in the States when you meet a 6'4" nerdy teenager visiting from England who says any of these, you'll know for certain who it is.I think Great Britain should have kept America. Heck, the Americans didn't have a good army, it's just that the Brits LET them have their land. If Britain did keep them, America could be in a lot better shape. Plus, Americans have no freedom anyway, and all of them are idiots. Good list, PositronWildhawk.
Mayflower should've done a Titanic.
I know Mayflower was before Titanic.
That was a MASSIVE mistake on their part, but Yanks will be Yanks...
I don't see anything wrong with this saying. It's a blessing!
Personally, I can wait to go through the drive-thru at Wendy's to casually say this.
On photos of American Adventure Theme Park which was in Derbyshire, England (1987-2007) the Confederate Flag is on it.
Not surprising, as it bears a certain resemblance to the Union Jack.
It's very pretty though!
Period
Fanny
Bangs
It is the worst thing you could say to an American because of the you in favorite.
I'm American, but this list is pretty funny
We use the customary system.
When you didn't even help at the start of WWII no excuses.
You don't want to be in my fist range and say that.
So offensive have a big fat vote from me
No one supports Obama. Poor Obama.
Obama is a good president!
Some can get offended!
Yankee Doodle went to town, upon a little pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, And called it Macaroni.
Hello, I'd like to speak to Macaroni.
That was just plain rude
Think about it, the Americans stole money from China. Thus giving them the funds to pay the Germans to do such a thing. Their fuel consumption must've been terrible.
I should be used to the prejudice lists on here...I'm worried that Americans will try to retaliate. Then everyone will be hypocritical if they try to defend themselves, unless they live somewhere else.
Americans just don't know when to shut up about their pathetic country.
Funny, since they find it so hard to shut up sometimes.
It's rounders, not baseball!
But I do need to...
It would be funny if the American answered, "I don't speak English, I speak American! " Although you would need to find a stupid American for that. A very stupid person.
Could you please stop getting your knickers in a twist when you see a mistake in a sentence, this is the internet not writing on paper.
Milky Way bars they are like those horrible UK 80s ones till we changed them. I have an older sibling that knows about the UK 80s ones.