Top Ten Worst Things to Say to a Proud AmericanOn my next visit to America, I'll be sure to restrain myself from letting these out. If you happen to be in the States when you meet a 6'4" nerdy teenager visiting from England who says any of these, you'll know for certain who it is.
The Top Ten
Mayflower should've done a Titanic.
I know Mayflower was before Titanic.
I think Great Britain should have kept America. Heck, the Americans didn't have a good army, it's just that the Brits LET them have their land. If Britain did keep them, America could be in a lot better shape. Plus, Americans have no freedom anyway, and all of them are idiots. Good list, PositronWildhawk.
That was a MASSIVE mistake on their part, but Yanks will be Yanks... - Britgirl
Is it July the Fourth yet? Yes? No? OK, I'll wait. - PositronWildhawk
Personally, I can wait to go through the drive-thru at Wendy's to casually say this. - PositronWildhawk
On photos of American Adventure Theme Park which was in Derbyshire, England (1987-2007) the Confederate Flag is on it.
It’s a racist symbol - blackflower
Not surprising, as it bears a certain resemblance to the Union Jack.
It is the worst thing you could say to an American because of the you in favorite. - Songsta41
Bush's least favourite vegetable, I.E. his son. - PositronWildhawk
I'm American, but this list is pretty funny - Ajkloth
We use the customary system. - Songsta41
When you didn't even help at the start of WWII no excuses.
Bruh, They go ballistic over this, even added an Ice Cube pun
Hello, I'd like to speak to Macaroni.
Yankee Doodle went to town, upon a little pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, And called it Macaroni.
That was just plain rude
I thought he was - blackflower
No one supports Obama. Poor Obama.
So offensive have a big fat vote from me
You don't want to be in my fist range and say that. - GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER
I should be used to the prejudice lists on here...I'm worried that Americans will try to retaliate. Then everyone will be hypocritical if they try to defend themselves, unless they live somewhere else.
Americans just don't know when to shut up about their pathetic country.
Funny, since they find it so hard to shut up sometimes. - PositronWildhawk
It's rounders, not baseball!
Think about it, the Americans stole money from China. Thus giving them the funds to pay the Germans to do such a thing. Their fuel consumption must've been terrible.
But I do need to...
Milky Way bars they are like those horrible UK 80s ones till we changed them. I have an older sibling that knows about the UK 80s ones.
Zim is coming.
Could you please stop getting your knickers in a twist when you see a mistake in a sentence, this is the internet not writing on paper.
It would be funny if the American answered, "I don't speak English, I speak American! " Although you would need to find a stupid American for that. A very stupid person.