Top 10 Worst Types of People in Your Fantasy Football League

It’s that time of year again where we pick up the good old traditions of Fantasy Football. There’s a lot of fun to be had and some chaos as well, but the fun kind of chaos. Just don’t be one of these guys because they make things miserable for you and everyone else. Have fun but don’t be difficult.

The Top Ten

1 The Missing in Action Guy

Seriously what happened to this guy? He says he’s in for the draft. Then is never heard from again. This is the guy who realizes how miserable his team actually is 2 weeks in. He gets blown out in each week and without hesitation, refuses to do anything to try to win for the rest of the year, waving the white flag with over 10 games left to go. This one is the most infuriating (at least to me personally). Generally when you throw a fantasy league together, it’s with a group of your friends who are all fairly competitive and want to beat the hell out of each other (in fantasy football not in real life) When someone just completely neglects the league it’s a slap in the face to those involved because you basically say, “I don’t care enough about you all to put in 10 minutes a week at the minimum to set a lineup and look at the waiver wire.” What happens is that team usually ends up sucking 99% of the time and wins little to no games, and when that team does win it sends that ...more

Literally had this exact situation last year *cough cough TooEZ

Ah yes this is me whenever I have P.E

2 Auto Draft Guy

Being this guy is a risky business. You give you fate to the computer and hope the Fantasy Football Gods are ever in your favor

I get life gets in the way sometimes but if you’re just that lazy get the hell outta here. If you can’t even commit to the draft just no. You either get the statistically best team or a team with half your starters injured. It’s just not the same when the computer picks your team and not you.

I feel sorry for the auto draft people, because maybe they had bad service/internet or they just missed the time.

Ha ha, yeah, who would auto draft their team, I definitely totally wouldn’t...

3 The Obsessive Trash Talker

Some trash talking is ok but there’s a certain point where it becomes too much. This guy crosses the line and not only that but he goes way past it. He is irritating and just won't seem to stop circling around your ear, as he runs his mouth and mocks the entire league with ridiculous comments on the message board boasting about how good his team is. Even in defeat he continues his trash talking completely oblivious to the fact that he lost

I think we all know who this is going to be

4 Takes Forever to Make a Pick Guy

Ok we get it your guy is off the board just pick the next best option or at least know what guy you’re going to reach on. Don’t pick a sleeper if you don’t know him. Just because you have a 30 second time limit doesn’t mean you have to take 29 seconds every time

I take a pretty long time just debating inside. Especially if the guy I wanted was taken the pick before.

I’m usually pretty quick with my picks, so this is kind of annoying.

5 The Lucky Guy

If there’s one guy everyone seemingly hates it's the Lucky Guy, who somehow continues to win games without any explanation whatsoever. He is the one that goes an entire season without any injuries in his lineup and manages to hit a home run with every single one of his late-round gambles. What makes him so bad is the fact every single break goes his way.

Imagine losing a game because your opponent started Ryan Fitzpatrick the game he goes all out for like 4 touchdowns

6 Ridiculous Trades Guy

Pretty self explanatory this is like that annoying salesman that you just can’t get off your back. No matter what this guy is in his own world where the worst you can say is no which is what you should tell this guy every single time. No I don’t want half your team for Michael Thomas. He fails to realize No means No regardless of how many counter proposals he sends out

Oh my gosh I just realized this is me.

This was probably me guys let’s admit it

7 Way Too Serious Guy

He throws his beer at the TV, curses in church when he checks his fantasy score on his phone and, yes, even breaks the fantasy football cardinal rule of cheering for his fantasy team over his real one. He treats every outcome like a full on head coach and his weekend is solely based on his fantasy team’s performance

Imagine being that invested in your fantasy team

8 The Spineless Snake

He’ll literally do whatever it takes to win even if it means persuading you to take a ridiculous trade he watches everyone else’s team before his own and you know he has an under the table deal or two all just to win fantasy football for a year

No joke last year I got Rawisgore to trade me Dalvin Cook for Kerryon Johnson. Everyone else in the league was so mad.

Freaking Carson Wentz just had to score like 80 in my playoff matchup.

9 "I’m Busy" Guy

This guy is impossible to make a schedule with. Getting everyone on the same page is difficult enough and he makes it 100 times worse. Literally coming up with anything that he can’t attend to the draft even if it’s his cousin’s brother’s friend’s Dad celebrating his birthday. It’s literally impossible to get a date to satisfy this dude

Ugh so annoying to deal with every excuse in the book.

10 Unsatisfied Guy

You know that dude who drafts his team, evaluates it as if he were Mel Kiper Jr. or Todd McShay and then decides, "You know what? I REALLY dislike who I selected." People like this is why there’s limits on how many moves you are allowed to make just pick someone and stick with them

I feel like this isn’t uncommon to be honest. The Draft can be stressful so you might have second thoughts about a guy

The Contenders

11 The Complainer

This guy cannot shut up he likes Fantasy Football alright he just doesn’t like how it’s run. He hates the scoring format. He hates the playoff structure. He really hates the way the pay-outs are determined, and if you’re curious what he thinks about the tie-breaker settings, let me just go ahead and save you some time right now: he thinks they totally suck. Snake draft? Auctions are way more fun. Two QB’s? Screw that. We should do PPR instead. However we’re doing things now, we should do the exact opposite, and whatever will make things more complicated, that’s the way to go. If Karen ever played fantasy football this would be the fitting stereotype

Lol Karen the Fantasy Football Player

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