Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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Sacrifice yourself to save others
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably


I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
They will never forget you


[Newest]I'm not a religious person, but I just feel right about sacrificing myself to save another, not for fame not for glory but for pure righteousness and self of mind. Also you will forever be remembered by that person.


2Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep


Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great!


[Newest]I would enjoy the sexual fantasies with my boyfriend/future husband

3In your sleep
No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep


In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning
[Newest]I hope I die in my sleep. I have no friends. My parents might put me up for adoption. I don't wan to live if I won't see my family or live with them. So please kill me.

4Fighting for your country in a war
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.
This is how is how I would want to die, I would have my name printed in gods good book immediately!
[Newest]Well I would rather die for my country to smash those fly's.


5Dying of happiness
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?
Yeah. It could be happen if you are a good man. So, if you want to die, make sure you be good in personality.


6After finishing everything on your bucketlist
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
I don't have a bucket list
[Newest]This makes you happy before you die, which is in turn better than dying of happiness


7Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die
I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen.


Best way to die being saved by Jesus Christ, than sacrifice yourself for others, than go to Heaven.
Yeah best way to die and who put suicide on the list that is the crappiest way to die.

8To die fighting for the people you love most
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
It's the best
I really would love to try this. Guess who I loved most.
[Newest]It would be very brave to do that

9Listening to your favourite song
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning


I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this
[Newest]Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins.

10Laughing to death
What an enjoyable way to go!


Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it
Don't be afraid of death

The Contenders

11Pressing the red button
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death.


[Newest]This one made me lmfao

12Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
[Newest]Great! A better way to die

13Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome


Its delicious, enough said
I'm gonna try this

14Death by chocolate
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!
Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.

15Committing suicide
People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all
If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone.


You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.
Its sad but at least it was your choice.


16Dying from Metal/Rock fever
yeah! that would be great!


Definitely the way I wanna die


WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'
[Newest]If this could exist I would be dead

17Night of 100 Red Bulls
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time


What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud
[Newest]I died from this and it's nice!

18Falcon Punched
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

19After killing your worst enemy
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

20Die from letting out too big of a fart
Imagine the blast radius of a fart that kills... :P
I will never die this way because I got no but

21Hit by lightning on a sunny day
Knowing my luck... The lightning will miss me by half an inch but I'll fall into a manhole and drown in sewer.
The irony... Dave would be proud...

22Pressing X

23Old age
Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "
Nice because you have a chance to say goodbye
The natural way to go is the best one!

24After finally getting a stack of diamonds
Umm... ? Why would you die? I wouldn't die, I would make a bunch of diamond rings for my girlfriend. 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍

25As a Hero

26Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

27Accidentally causing a paradox
That would be really bad because not only would you die yourself but you would take the entire universe down with you. :(
The 12th Doctor would say no, 11 would say yes, 6 would say "As long as you die, I don't care."
At least history will repeat itself right?

28Getting kicked in the nuts and flying so high that you freeze to death in space
That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Pure Awesome

29Raging Too Hard On Call of Duty Ghosts
Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...

30Used In a Commercial for Ginsu Knives

31Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists
Writing them isn't a waste
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me.


Tell me about it
[Newest]This is the Best!

32Getting licked to death by your dog
Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------

33While having sex
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

34Overdose of high concentrate Pepsi
Pepsi sucks balls. Coca-Cola is preferable.
Pepsi waaaaay over Coca Cola


35Die by Holding Your Own Heart
I don't know this is just accurate

36Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it
My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

37Choke on boobies
Not man boobs of course.
Suffocation by boobies would be a great way to go out. Motorboating till you die.
We would go smiling

38The Chair

39Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't
HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!...


Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so long to catch me, I had enough time to go across the street, buy some pills, take a dozen, go to the garage, get some rope and a lighter, go back up stairs, hang myself and light myself on fire. What did you do? Oh, that's right, you barley got up the stairs taking your sweet ass time.


Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice
[Newest]No the killer has nothing to live for.

40While drinking Mountain Dew
That just might work
I wanna do that


41Too much listening to Queen

42Firing squad

43Playing hockey

44After making out with hottest super model

45While playing Call of Duty
Yes... YES! Almost there! (reaches round 42 on black ops ) YEA I BEATED MY PERSONAL RECORD! ( a nuclear waste mutated the game and bring zombies to life) O... I don't know this was 3D!

46Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong
At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath
There the best man!

What, ebola is kinda painful at skin and insides


NO, Ebola is a very painful way to go!

48Nuclear explosion
You never see it coming, and your ashes get spread automatically
Better to die in one than to live in one
50 50% chance you will die if you don't die you will mutate

49Riding a nuclear missile into a volcano full of lava sharks, strapped down with dynamite listening to Queen live
I would love to die like that, awesome end man!
That's awesome definitely the way I Would go out
Best and most extreme way to die.

50Died when listening Atlantic City - Springsteen

51Slitting your throat
I would love to slit my throat. @

52Fatal Papercut
Combine that with lemonade

53On the Toilet
That would just be plain awkward

54Death due to the surprise of winning a big lottery
Surprising can take life sometimes.

55Looking at a list and seeing the best one
At Least you got loads of choices and opinions!

56Being hit by a lightsaber
Plastic? Or laser beam action?

57In somebody else's dream
Laugh out loud, so you get 2 deaths. Since you only died in a dream, but not in real life
It's a dream! You can't die!

58Drowning in sand

59Fighting a grizzly bear with a knife

60Exploding in space

61Choking on your favorite food

62Playing World of Warcraft
This is how I will go. Finally... level... 100... THEN the light takes you away. There had better be WoW in heaven.
One more level.. Just... One... More. You hit 90 and a beam of light just takes you a way.

63Getting owned by your favorite TV or video game character

64After having a massive party with all your closest friends

65In the arm's of a loved one
In my case, Goran Bregovic

66By Getting Stabbed by Someone Elses Spikey Hair

67Run Over by a Portable Toilet

68Getting run over by a slug
Well, it would be peaceful

69Die After Giving an Epic Speech About Life On Your Deathbed to Your Closest Friends
The most epic way to die
"I'm giving one of you $1,000,000,000,000, I'm giving it to"... Flat line

70Run over by a steam roller slowly, feet to head
I want to do that. fml

71Falling into a pit and hitting cotton candy at the bottom
But I prefer 2 die in my sleep

72Kissing to death
This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...
Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful.


73Covering yourself in a flammable liquid light a match scream Flame on then jump off a building

74Die With the One You Love
In my case, Goran Bregovic, I'm taking him with me :-) he'll be mine for the rest of eternity

75Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.
Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me

76Die While Eating Life Savers
The irony is so sweet

77Sticky bomb on your face

I would be so happy.

79Once you turn 150
Can I have some chocolate...
Next year I want chocolate ca...

80Gunfight with the Pope

81After you win $5,000,000,000

82Stomped on by a Giant Animal

83Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident

84When writing your obituary
It will never get published

85Accidentally stabbing yourself with a hairbrush

86Die Falling into the Grand Canyon

87Dropping 3 PS4s on your head

88Choking on jellybeans

89Getting run over by a Lamborghini

90Winning a new Corvette and accidentally driving over a mine field

91Getting out of the friendzone, kissing her and then dying because of excitement.

92Doing Something You Love... the Reason You Are Here
The Wrestler comes to mind. What a great way to go. We had a person in town who did the fireworks for many, many years, and he ended up dying watching the fireworks that he created. Perfect!
Having sex with Goran

93By Reading Quran

94Overdose of LSD

95Sticking your finger in a gorilla's ass

96Pointed stick

97Pooing out your intestines
I think this is one of the symptoms of Ebola..

98Driving a Porsche too fast then crash and go into a burning fire ball!
Paul walker! Ride or die!

99Drink pills of every kind
It can really happen.

100Watching your favorite movie
Love it because I would die in happiness

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