Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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Sacrifice yourself to save others
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably


I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
They will never forget you


[Newest]You won't die in vain. People will always remember you as a hero. If you gotta go, this is the way.

2Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep


Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great!


[Newest]I almost went this way...

3In your sleep
This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep


No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
[Newest]I don't wanna die in my sleep because I won't realize that I'm dead when I wake up because I'm already dead!

4After finishing everything on your bucketlist
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
I don't have a bucket list

5Dying of happiness
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Yeah. It could be happen if you are a good man. So, if you want to die, make sure you be good in personality.


6Fighting for your country in a war
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.
This is how is how I would want to die, I would have my name printed in gods good book immediately!

7Listening to your favourite song
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning


I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this

8To die fighting for the people you love most
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
It's the best
I really would love to try this. Guess who I loved most.
[Newest]Oh, man. Avoid this.


9Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
[Newest]Great! A better way to die

10Laughing to death
What an enjoyable way to go!


That's how I want to die, ethier that or die by drowning, which would be quick and relativly painless
Don't be afraid of death
Fun! At least you would die happy


The Contenders

11Pressing the red button
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
This is the coolest I've seen. But maybe not the way I plan to go...
Red Button's are shiny:0

12Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die
I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen.


Best way to die being saved by Jesus Christ, than sacrifice yourself for others, than go to Heaven.
Yeah best way to die and who put suicide on the list that is the crappiest way to die.

13Death by chocolate
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!

14Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome


Its delicious, enough said
I'm gonna try this

15Night of 100 Red Bulls
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time


What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud
[Newest]I died from this and it's nice!

16Committing suicide
You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.
Its sad but at least it was your choice.


At least it was your choice


[Newest]Best as it provides control

17Falcon Punched
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

18Die from letting out too big of a fart
Imagine the blast radius of a fart that kills... :P
I will never die this way because I got no but

19Pressing X

20Hit by lightning on a sunny day
The irony... Dave would be proud...
I hop so soon

21After finally getting a stack of diamonds
Umm... ? Why would you die? I wouldn't die, I would make a bunch of diamond rings for my girlfriend. 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍

22Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

23Getting kicked in the nuts and flying so high that you freeze to death in space
That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Pure Awesome

24Used In a Commercial for Ginsu Knives

25Accidentally causing a paradox
That would be really bad because not only would you die yourself but you would take the entire universe down with you. :(
At least history will repeat itself right?

26Raging Too Hard On Call of Duty Ghosts
Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...

27Getting licked to death by your dog
Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------

28Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists
Writing them isn't a waste
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me.


To be honest itnis quite entertaining

29Die by Holding Your Own Heart

30Dying from Metal/Rock fever
yeah! that would be great!


Definitely the way I wanna die


WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'

31Firing squad

32Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it
My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

33Overdose of high concentrate Pepsi
Pepsi sucks balls. Coca-Cola is preferable.
Pepsi waaaaay over Coca Cola


34Too much listening to Queen

35While having sex
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

36The Chair

37Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't
HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!...


Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice

38Choke on boobies
Not man boobs of course.
Suffocation by boobies would be a great way to go out. Motorboating till you die.
We would go smiling

39While drinking Mountain Dew
That just might work
I wanna do that


40After killing your worst enemy
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

41Old age
Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "
Nice because you have a chance to say goodbye
The natural way to go is the best one!

42While playing Call of Duty
Yes... YES! Almost there! (reaches round 42 on black ops ) YEA I BEATED MY PERSONAL RECORD! ( a nuclear waste mutated the game and bring zombies to life) O... I don't know this was 3D!

43After making out with hottest super model

44Fatal Papercut
Combine that with lemonade

45Nuclear explosion
You never see it coming, and your ashes get spread automatically
Better to die in one than to live in one
Yeah this is painless.
50 50% chance you will die if you don't die you will mutate

46Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong

47Riding a nuclear missile into a volcano full of lava sharks, strapped down with dynamite listening to Queen live
I would love to die like that, awesome end man!
Best and most extreme way to die.
If you get out of this intact, you deserve to live indefinitively... laugh out loud

48On the Toilet
That would just be plain awkward

49Slitting your throat
I would love to slit my throat. @

50Looking at a list and seeing the best one
At Least you got loads of choices and opinions!

51Being hit by a lightsaber
Plastic? Or laser beam action?

52In somebody else's dream
Laugh out loud, so you get 2 deaths. Since you only died in a dream, but not in real life
It's a dream! You can't die!

53Drowning in sand

54Killed By Walter White
Who is whater white

55Choking on your favorite food

56Playing World of Warcraft
One more level.. Just... One... More. You hit 90 and a beam of light just takes you a way.

57Getting owned by your favorite TV or video game character

58After having a massive party with all your closest friends

59Death due to the surprise of winning a big lottery
Surprising can take life sometimes.

60In the arm's of a loved one
In my case, Goran Bregovic

61By Getting Stabbed by Someone Elses Spikey Hair

62Run Over by a Portable Toilet

63Getting run over by a slug
Well, it would be peaceful

64Die After Giving an Epic Speech About Life On Your Deathbed to Your Closest Friends
The most epic way to die
"I left $1,000,000 in the--"

65Run over by a steam roller slowly, feet to head
I want to do that. fml

66Falling into a pit and hitting cotton candy at the bottom
But I prefer 2 die in my sleep

67Covering yourself in a flammable liquid light a match scream Flame on then jump off a building

68Fighting a grizzly bear with a knife

69Die With the One You Love
In my case, Goran Bregovic, I'm taking him with me :-) he'll be mine for the rest of eternity

70Die While Eating Life Savers :)
The irony is so sweet

71Sticky bomb on your face

I would be so happy.

73Stomped on by a Giant Animal

74Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident

75When writing your obituary
It will never get published

76Accidentally stabbing yourself with a hairbrush

77Kissing To Death

78Die Falling into the Grand Canyon

79Dropping 3 PS4s on your head

80Choking on jellybeans

81Getting run over by a Lamborghini

82Winning a new Corvette and accidentally driving over a mine field

83Getting out of the friendzone, kissing her and then dying because of excitement.

84Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.
Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me

85As a Hero

86Doing Something You Love... the Reason You Are Here
The Wrestler comes to mind. What a great way to go. We had a person in town who did the fireworks for many, many years, and he ended up dying watching the fireworks that he created. Perfect!
Having sex with Goran

87By Reading Quran

88Overdose of LSD

89Sticking your finger in a gorilla's ass

90Pointed stick

91Pooing out your intestines

92Driving a Porsche too fast then crash and go into a burning fire ball!
Paul walker! Ride or die!

93Once you turn 150
Can I have some chocolate...
Next year I want chocolate ca...

94Drink pills of every kind
It can really happen.

95Gunfight with the Pope

96Watching your favorite movie
Love it because I would die in happiness

97After you win $5,000,000,000

98Drive your motorcycle into an explosion
I don't think that will kill you

99Watching a sun going hypernova while you are quite close to it
The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space

100Stick tongue in light socket

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