Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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Sacrifice yourself to save others
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably


They will never forget you


I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
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2Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep


Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great!


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3In your sleep
This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome
No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep


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4Dying of happiness
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Yeah. It could be happen if you are a good man. So, if you want to die, make sure you be good in personality.


5After finishing everything on your bucketlist
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
I don't have a bucket list

6Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
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7Fighting for your country in a war
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Yeah! Seriously this is the best way to die because you are doing it for your country. No one will forget you... JAI HIND!


Exactly I'm a Muslim too. There is no greater honor than shahadat. A martyr go straight to heaven
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8Listening to your favourite song
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning


I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
It would bring you comfort during your last few breaths...
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9Death by chocolate
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I want to die

10Night of 100 Red Bulls
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time


What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud
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11Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome


I'm gonna try this
I'm tring on diz stil

12Die from letting out too big of a fart

13Committing suicide
You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.
Its sad but at least it was your choice.


At least it was your choice


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14After finally getting a stack of diamonds

15Hit by lightning on a sunny day
I hop so soon

16Laughing to death
What an enjoyable way to go!


That's how I want to die, ethier that or die by drowning, which would be quick and relativly painless
Don't be afraid of death

17Falcon Punched
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

18Getting kicked in the nuts and flying so high that you freeze to death in space
That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Pure Awesome

19Raging Too Hard On Call of Duty Ghosts

20Getting licked to death by your dog
Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------

21Die by Holding Your Own Heart

22Pressing the red button
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
This is the coolest I've seen. But maybe not the way I plan to go...
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23To die fighting for the people you love most
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
I really would love to try this. Guess who I loved most.
It's the best

24Too much listening to Queen

25Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die
Best way to die being saved by Jesus Christ, than sacrifice yourself for others, than go to Heaven.

26Dying from Metal/Rock fever
yeah! that would be great!


Definitely the way I wanna die


WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'
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27The Chair

28Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't
HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!...


29Overdose of high concentrate Pepsi
Pepsi waaaaay over Coca Cola


30While having sex
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

31Accidentally causing a paradox
That would be really bad because not only would you die yourself but you would take the entire universe down with you. :(

32Choke on boobies
Not man boobs of course.
Suffocation by boobies would be a great way to go out. Motorboating till you die.

33While playing Call of Duty

34After killing your worst enemy

35Old age
Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "
Nice because you have a chance to say goodbye
The natural way to go is the best one!

36After making out with hottest super model

37Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it
My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

38Nuclear explosion
You never see it coming, and your ashes get spread automatically
Yeah this is painless.

39By overeating
:'( I think I'm busy doing that... My life sucks :'(

40Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong

41Riding a nuclear missile into a volcano full of lava sharks, strapped down with dynamite listening to Queen live
I would love to die like that, awesome end man!
If you get out of this intact, you deserve to live indefinitively... laugh out loud

42Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists
Writing them isn't a waste
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me.


43On the Toilet

44Looking at a list and seeing the best one
At Least you got loads of choices and opinions!

45Being hit by a lightsaber

46In somebody else's dream
Laugh out loud, so you get 2 deaths. Since you only died in a dream, but not in real life

47Drowning in sand

48Firing squad

49Slitting your throat
I would love to slit my throat. @

50Playing World of Warcraft
One more level.. Just... One... More. You hit 90 and a beam of light just takes you a way.

51Getting owned by your favorite TV or video game character

52Dying of laughter

53Eating too much paper

54While drinking Mountain Dew
That just might work
I wanna do that


55After having a massive party with all your closest friends

56Death due to the surprise of winning a big lottery
Surprising can take life sometimes.

57In the arm's of a loved one

58By Getting Stabbed by Someone Elses Spikey Hair

59Run Over by a Portable Toilet

60Getting run over by a slug

61Fatal Papercut

62Die After Giving an Epic Speech About Life On Your Deathbed to Your Closest Friends
The most epic way to die

63Killed By Walter White

64Run over by a steam roller slowly, feet to head
I want to do that. fml

65Falling into a pit and hitting cotton candy at the bottom
But I prefer 2 die in my sleep

66Covering yourself in a flammable liquid light a match scream Flame on then jump off a building

67Die With the One You Love

68Die While Eating Life Savers :)

69Sticky bomb on your face

70Choking on your favorite food

71Stomped on by a Giant Animal

72Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident

73When writing your obituary
It will never get published

74Accidentally stabbing yourself with a hairbrush

75Kissing To Death

76Die Falling into the Grand Canyon

77Dropping 3 PS4s on your head

78Choking on jellybeans

79Getting run over by a Lamborghini

80Winning a new Corvette and accidentally driving over a mine field

81Fighting a grizzly bear with a knife

82Getting out of the friendzone, kissing her and then dying because of excitement.

83Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.

84As a Hero

85Doing Something You Love... the Reason You Are Here
The Wrestler comes to mind. What a great way to go. We had a person in town who did the fireworks for many, many years, and he ended up dying watching the fireworks that he created. Perfect!

86Eating chicken noodle soup
Yea because it's so hot it burns your tongue and swells it up
Why the hell not؟

87Drinking poison after your mom tried to poison the neighbors after a dinner party

88Daryl Dixon's Crossbow
I would be proud to get killed by his arrow

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