Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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1Sacrifice yourself to save others

God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal

I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering

They will never forget you - BigZ

A great way to die god would be proud of you

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2Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin

Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck

Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome

I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great! - Velilana

Call of Duty sucks...

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3In your sleep

No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.

Painless... you just slip away in your sleep - Celestius

In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning

No pain no game just death

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4After finishing everything on your bucketlist

I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.

Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!

I don't have a bucket list

Would feel pretty great to have no regrets

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5Fighting for your country in a war

The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.

Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.

This is how is how I would want to die, I would have my name printed in gods good book immediately!

This one is the best way to die

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6Dying of happiness

Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life

Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?

Like the dude from Mary Poppins

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7Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die

You should be saved

Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"

Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you

John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone

I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen. - ethanmeinster

I've experienced the outer darkness when I nearly died as a child. The only one who could take away my sin and fear was Christ. I know without any doubt that you will understand after your last breath.

If you trust him as your Lord and savior, then he will save you. - Garythesnail

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8Laughing to death

What an enjoyable way to go! - Britgirl

Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it

Don't be afraid of death

Someone actually died of this - Wolfpelt

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9Listening to your favourite song

Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.

Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this

All I want to do is trade this life for something new, holding on to what I haven't got!

Waiting for the end by Linkin Park rocks. - AnonymousChick

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10To die fighting for the people you love most

I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.

It's the best

I really would love to try this. Guess who I loved most.

I would die fighting for the people I love most. I think it would be the best way to die

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The Contenders

11Death by chocolate

By being immersed in it or by consuming it?

I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!

From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths - tent2

Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.

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12Pressing the red button

! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)

Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!

Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks

This one made me lmfao

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13Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola

I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal

Its delicious, enough said

I'm gonna try this

I can't have coke (I'm allergic) (I know it's sad)

Not THAT sad. Coca cola has tons of sugar and it is highly processed. - AnonymousChick

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14Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter

This time, I won't *need* a parachute.

Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye

just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low

Great! A better way to die

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15Falcon Punched

Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

Nan died like that

16Night of 100 Red Bulls

Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck

What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.

I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud

I died from this and it's nice!

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17Committing suicide

People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all

If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone. - Hajj

You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.

Its sad but at least it was your choice. - lukestheman4

Committing suicide doesn't solve or get rid of your problems=it just passes them on to those who love you most. Please, please, please don't commit suicide: you're not brave, you're just too cowardly to own up to and solve your own problems.

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18Dying from Metal/Rock fever

yeah! that would be great!
- rock2metal

Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796

WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'

I've gotta fever! A METAL FEVER! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

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19Die from letting out too big of a fart

(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong

I will never die this way because I got no but

Imagine the blast radius of a fart that kills... :P

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20Pressing X
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1. Dying of happiness
2. Fighting for your country in a war
3. In your sleep
1. Night of 100 Red Bulls
2. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
3. Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
1. Pressing X
2. Pressing the red button
3. Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

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