Top Ten Best Ways to Die

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1
Sacrifice yourself to save others
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably

SmoothCriminal

I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
They will never forget you

BigZ

[Newest]What Jesus dead best way to die


2Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep

Norrisofchuck

Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great!

Velilana

[Newest]Why can't It Be Play Doom Multiplayer With John Lennon?

3In your sleep
No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep

Celestius

In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning
[Newest]When your in your sleep you don't know that you had just died So the best way to die is In Your Sleep.

4Fighting for your country in a war
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.
This is how is how I would want to die, I would have my name printed in gods good book immediately!
[Newest]I would fight for United States and I would selflessly take a bullet for the president because Obama dies we're going to fall at the seems

5Dying of happiness
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?
Yeah. It could be happen if you are a good man. So, if you want to die, make sure you be good in personality.

09ShamsulBahriel

[Newest]Like the dude from Mary Poppins

6After finishing everything on your bucketlist
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
I don't have a bucket list
[Newest]Would feel pretty great to have no regrets


7Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die
You should be saved

Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"

Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you

John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone
I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen.

ethanmeinster

Best way to die being saved by Jesus Christ, than sacrifice yourself for others, than go to Heaven.

8To die fighting for the people you love most
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
It's the best
I really would love to try this. Guess who I loved most.
[Newest]How I wanna go down

9Laughing to death
What an enjoyable way to go!

Britgirl

Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it
Don't be afraid of death

10Listening to your favourite song
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning

Trivium

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this
[Newest]Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins.

The Contenders

11Pressing the red button
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death.

RiverClanRocks

[Newest]This one made me lmfao

12Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome

SmoothCriminal

Its delicious, enough said
I'm gonna try this

13Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
[Newest]Great! A better way to die

14Death by chocolate
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!
Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.

15Falcon Punched
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

16Night of 100 Red Bulls
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time

Norrisofchuck

What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud
[Newest]I died from this and it's nice!

17Dying from Metal/Rock fever
yeah! that would be great!

rock2metal

Definitely the way I wanna die

rocker1796

WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'
[Newest]If this could exist I would be dead

18Committing suicide
People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all
If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone.

Hajj

You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.
Its sad but at least it was your choice.

lukestheman4

[Newest]I wrote a story about an autistic young woman who died at age 21 because of this.

RockFashionista


19After killing your worst enemy
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

20Die from letting out too big of a fart
Imagine the blast radius of a fart that kills... :P
I will never die this way because I got no but

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