Top Ten Stupidest Politicians


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Barack Obama
Yeah. I think I've had about enough of black Barry pie. And that zipper issue thing: hilarious. Was gonna say Al Gore, but at least he's so stupid he makes us laugh. Obama's stupidity isn't even funny.
Barack Obama is stupid. He got a Nobel prize without even doing anything at the start, and I've heard that he's making a book... Maybe he's getting a Nobel prize even though he wouldn't be writing it.
He is such a lying scumbag, all he wants is to be king and were his slaves who work and he steals our money for his vacations. And we have to support those lazy idiots who don't choose to work.
[Newest]Obama may have his flaws, but he is still smarter than any Republican since the Bush era and on.

2George W. Bush
This guy shouldn't have been a politician in the first place, he should have been... I dunno a banana or something. As for his political views, I would blame Dick Cheney for using him, but he might shoot me in the face.
he's stupid but he must be smart because he got the patriot act through when it's clearly against the first amendment.


Should have stayed a cheer leader. It was where he was the happiest in life.


3Al Gore
Al Gore is hilarious! He is such a hypocrite though!
All I can say is that he officially whon the election (but unfortunetly the supreem court cheated) and would have kept the USA's economy on the road to success (thanks bush)

4Nancy Pelosi
"You have to pass it before you can see what's in it! "
"She felt spirits of Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Alice Paul surround her in a poignant moment where they expressed their delight of seeing women in political office. "
""I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels, natural gas "is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels, " (natural gas IS a fossil fuel)"
“Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program”
"She said that the Republicans are trying to suppress voting by holding Eric Holder in contempt for not turning over the documents about Fast and Furious. "
I choose Pelosi because not only is she incredibly stupid but she also looks dumb.

5Jimmy Carter
I'd have voted for him over Ford or Reagan (idiots), but Carter wasn't that smart.


6Harry Reid
There is no greater justification for term limits and retroactive abortion than harry reid and his son

7Joe Biden

8John Edwards

9John Kerry

10Dan Quayle
"For NASA, space is still a high priority" "The future will be better tomorrow" "The Holocaust was an obscene moment in our nation's history" These are all quotes by Dan Quayle. It's a good thing George H.W. bush didn't die in office.
"Hawaii is a part of our nation that is right here..." "I didn't live in this century...but our country's history..." Potatoe.


Ted cruz, louie gomert, Sarah palen, michelle Bachman, Lindsay graham, rick perry, Marsha Blackman, and most of the republican party

The Contenders

11Eliot Spitzer
You were about to get elected, but no, you just HAD to text your WANG for all the world to see. Great move dumbass!

12Bill Clinton
A great president and incredibly smart, but has an uncontollable temper and keeps cheating on Hill.


Improved the economy (bush erased that) and lost office over a problem that didn't affect his leadership

13Dick Cheney
he never used to be stupid, just being around bush that rubbed off on him


He probably has a high IQ, but that doesn't always show.


Its not that he's dumb, its that he has a heart of ice

14Michael Dukakis
1988: Bush and Bentsen were good, but Bush had an idiot veep running mate, Bentsen had an idiot pres. running mate.


15Erap Estrada
worst president, graft and corruption, it doesn't mean being an actor can be a good president. don't apply your movies on politics, its a very serious matter


16Sarah Palin
I can't believe Sarah Palin isn't even on this list while you are all concentrating on obama for being in over his, head due to the mess Georg W Bush left behind for him. Jimmy Carter doesn't even belong on this list, though it kinda makes sense because of how underrated he is, and Sarah Palin is probably the worst politician I have ever heard of. She based her entire economic policy off of racism, and would turn America into a living hell hole if she was ever elected.
Wonder how in the world she duped the University of Idaho to grant her a degree in anything.
To dumb to count as a politician

17Richard Nixon
Did he really think he could get away with it all?


18Gerald Ford

19Rick Perry

20Mustafa Kemal

21Katherine Harris
she's so freakin dumb she lost Gore the election, and that basically started the war


Watch Recount and you'll know.


Uh, Gore offically whon

22Ronald Reagan

23Adolf Hitler

24Michele Bachmann
I've never read a smart quote that she has ever said. Just another born-again Christian republican cock-sucker.

25Joseph McCarthy

26Mike Bloomberg

27Mitt Romney

28Hillary Clinton

29Al Franken
Vote for ME, Al Franken.

30Pat Quinn

31Stephen Harper
Disregarding what makes Canada great will make you very stupid.

32Ted Cruz

33Sheikh Hasina
The Engineer of politics that only means
Massacre, Killing and Oppressing the opposition.

34Yingluck Shinawatra
She doesn't know how to do anything. Right now, farmers are starving because of her stupid action.
She can't even speak Thai and English properly. All she can do is working as her brother puppet.

35Rick Santorum
This man is so stupid it's not funny

36George Wallace
Blocked the door at the Un. of Alabama...then became against segregation after he was shot. Maybe that knocked some sense into him.


37Rahm Emanuel

38Andrew Cuomo

39Dianne Feinstein

40Barbara Boxer

41Jerry Brown

42Paul Ryan

43Strom Thurmond

44Newt Gingrich

45Walter Mondale

46Ted Kennedy

47Dennis Kucinich

48Debbie Wasserman Schultz

49Sam Brownback

50John Hickenlooper

51George H. W. Bush

52Eric Holder

53Jan Brewer

54Evan Meacham

55Kathleen Blanco

56Ray Nagin

57Edwin Edwards

58John McCain

59Mitch McConnell
How is this idiot not on the list?

60Eric Cantor

61Tom Corbett

62Deval Patrick

63Kris Kobach

64Dannel Malloy

65Rod Blagojevich

66Jesse Jackson, Jr.

67Tip O'Neill

68Wilbur Mills

69Gary Hart

70Chuck Schumer

71Mark Ferrandino

72Rhonda Fields

73Evie Hudak

74Diana DeGette

75Claire McCaskill

76Peter King

77Martin O'Malley

78Susan Rice

79Donald Rumsfeld

80John Ashcroft

81Thomas Menino

82David Cameron

83Arnold Schwarzenegger

84Maxine Waters

85Joe Lieberman

86Lincoln Chafee

87Frank Lautenberg

88Richard Blumenthal

89Victor Ponta

90Anthony Weiner

91John Morse

92Nicolas Sarkozy

93Angela Giron

94Rob Ford

95Yingluck Shinawatra

96Bill de Blasio

97Steve Israel

98Andreas Papandreou

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