Greatest Adam Sandler Quotes in Movies

The Top Ten

1 "You stupid ball. Why didn't you just go home. That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me!" - Happy Gilmore

2 "Captain Insano shows no mercy." - The Waterboy

3 "Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!" - Billy Madison

4 ''What's in the bag, corrine? Chicken Wings? Bobby tassels?'' - Big Daddy

5 "Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!" – The Wedding Singer

6 "It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys." - Mr. Deeds

7 "You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore

8 "They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you." - Spanglish

9 ''Can I wash my winky in you kitchen sinky?'' - Little Nicky

10 ''Remember that fat kid on hard copy with a toy gun? The cops zapped him with a tazer until he went bald.'' - Airheads

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