Reasons You Should Elect John Zoidberg U.S. President in 2016
The Top Ten
1 He is a working class Decapodian
I was just wondering the other day why he hasn't announced...
2 He has Patriotism
3 He is a doctor
4 He isn't a Democrat or Republican
5 He is better than all of the other candidates
6 Why not Zoidberg?
7 He supports welfare reform
8 He looks like Squidward
9 He knows Bender
Bender is great everybody do the Bender aw yeah.
10 He knows a guy who saved the universe TWICE
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