Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

The Top Ten
1 You obsess over every anime ever created

Mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all of the time, ruins relationships and on the whole changes your life very much for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life.

I personally hate weeaboos. They piss me off cause they try to be Japanese, or just Asian, they eat ramen, write words down like Kawaii, watch anime like crazy. It's just annoying. And they're attempted accent just sucks.

It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic.

Especially if it has school girls in it.

2 You look at hentai and have a fetish for it

Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo. Not somebody who enjoys anime/manga/Japanese culture in a rational manner.

I don't look at hentai, but it's fine if you do as long as it doesn't take over your life.

3 You own a body pillow

I know someone who's obsessed with anime and also has a body pillow. Half this list applies to him, it's crazy accurate.

So it also means that you compensate social interaction for a stuffed lump of fabric.

It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone.

I never got the appeal I just find them cringe.

4 You live in your mom's basement

You use this as a millennial stereotype.

Plot twist: I live in my dad's basement.

Change it to you still live in your moms basement when your 25.-DarkBoi-X

5 When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment

I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row?

How about just using the word "Karaoke" that is a Japanese word.

I just say "cute" like a normal person.

I've never use these terms...

6 You do cosplay even though you're an adult

What about those crazy Disney-obsessed people who cosplays at Disneyland/World all the time? Are they weeaboos?

Whats wrong with cosplay?

What about cosplaying as an adult? I don't get it. Cosplay does not make you a weeaboo. lmfao

7 You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
8 You use 4chan

Emotion cancer is a new cancer. Symptoms are when someone uses the word cancer as an insult for everything they dislike/hate. It doesn't kill anyone but it makes someone else want to kill them. Cure for it - grow up.

Which is just a more cancerous version of reddit.Redditers can be cancerous but most of them are nice and I have been in many subreddits.4Cjan mostly consists of Alt Right and Weaboos as well as Communists and there's very few decent people.-DarkBoi-X

9 You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week
10 You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese

While I do like the two and I also like Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and I use LINE (An asian social media app), I don't like them only because they're Japanese. I also love various western dishes and even dishes from the country I'm from. Heck, If anything there are more western dishes I love than the japanese/chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo

Sure those are both good foods but why souly like them only because they come from japan? I'll never understand why people do this

The Contenders
11 You talk about literally nothing but anime

If all you talk about is anime 24/7,you have a problem.

12 You look down on Western culture
13 You hate on English dubs
14 You abuse the word "baka"

Saying "baka" in an English sentence will only make you sound like a weeb, so don't do it.

That word is stuck in my head for some stupid reason that's why I don't watch anime no more

15 You type "uwu"
16 You only like Japanese entertainment
17 You treat anything from Japan like a gift from Jesus
18 You watch Boku No Pico.

You have a messed up mind or sarcastic.

Only weebs like boku no pico. I am highkey disgusted with the maker of this series.

Either you do it ironically or you're a pervert and possibly a pedophile

19 You are a Japanese

How can a Japanese person be a Weeaboo? I thought it was someone who wasn't Japanese but was obsessed with Japan and Japanese people.

That does not make anyone a weeaboo. A weeaboo is a non-japanese person.

20 You say Animes are not cartoons

The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime". There's no such thing as "animes". Grammar mistake, bro.

The plural of anime is anime, why don't people seem to get that?

21 You only listen to J-Music

Sure I like J-music but that's not all I'll listen to. I like a whole variety of different music genres including classic rock, techno, latin pop, and Christian rap.

J-Music is great and all, but you know what celebrity beats them all?
Michael Jackson

Vocaloid is my country

22 You want live in Japan.

I would like to visit Japan.

23 You listen to "Turning Japanese"

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you," I wrote "Me, too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

This is so true!

24 You know how to read Manga.

Dude, you don't have to be a weeb to know how. Heck normal fans like me can read it. It's just a normal comic book read from the right instead of the left, GEEZ

I can read Manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga -.-

25 You own chopsticks.

Ain't nobody cares because not only Japanese people use chopsticks
Ain't count!

Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count.

I'm already an Asian!

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