Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

The Top Ten
1 You obsess over every anime ever created

This mainly applies if an anime obsession gets in the way of your studies or job all the time, ruins relationships, and changes your life for the worse. It's still possible to enjoy anime while reasonably balancing commitments and other aspects of your life.

It's fine to be a fan of anime, as a lot of the shows are pretty decent, but it would be a little obnoxious to be a fanatic.

Especially if it has schoolgirls in it.

2 You look at hentai and have a fetish for it

Amen. This is what we call a true, genuine weeaboo, not someone who enjoys anime, manga, or Japanese culture in a rational manner.

I don't look at hentai, but it's fine if you do as long as it doesn't take over your life.

3 You own a body pillow

I know someone who's obsessed with anime and also has a body pillow. Half this list applies to him. It's crazy accurate.

So it also means that you compensate for social interaction with a stuffed lump of fabric.

It's also a sign that you'll be forever alone.

4 You live in your mom's basement
5 When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment

I certainly don't do this. Wouldn't it be time-consuming to type those words 5 times in a row?

I just say "cute" like a normal person.

6 You do cosplay even though you're an adult

How exactly does cosplay make someone a weeaboo? I cosplay, and I'm nowhere near being a weeaboo!

What about those crazy Disney-obsessed people who cosplay at Disneyland/World all the time? Are they weeaboos?

7 You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
8 You use 4chan
9 You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week
10 You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese

While I do like these two and also enjoy Pocari Sweat (which is Japanese) and use LINE (an Asian social media app), I don't like them solely because they're Japanese. I also love various Western dishes and even dishes from my own country. In fact, I probably love more Western dishes than Japanese/Chinese dishes. I'm definitely not a weeaboo.

Sure, those are both good foods, but why like them solely because they come from Japan? I'll never understand why people do this.

The Contenders
11 You talk about literally nothing but anime

If all you talk about is anime 24/7, you have a problem.

12 You look down on Western culture
13 You hate on English dubs
14 You abuse the word "baka"

Saying "baka" in an English sentence will only make you sound like a weeb, so don't do it.

That word is stuck in my head for some stupid reason. That's why I don't watch anime anymore.

15 You type "uwu"
16 You treat anything from Japan like a gift from Jesus
17 You watch Boku No Pico

You have a messed-up mind or are being sarcastic.

Either you do it ironically, or you're a pervert and possibly a pedophile.

18 You only like Japanese entertainment
19 You say anime is not a cartoon

The plural is the same as the non-plural variant of the word "anime." There's no such thing as "animes." Grammar mistake, bro.

The plural of anime is anime. Why don't people seem to get that?

20 You want to live in Japan
21 You own chopsticks

So we're merging traditional stereotypes with newfangled stereotypes. Interesting...

Chopsticks aren't only used in Japan, so this doesn't count.

Nobody cares because not only Japanese people use chopsticks. Doesn't count!

22 You only listen to J-Music

Sure, I like J-music, but that's not all I'll listen to. I enjoy a variety of different music genres, including classic rock, techno, Latin pop, and Christian rap.

23 You think Western cartoons are either kiddy or cliched
24 You listen to "Turning Japanese"
25 You know how to read manga

I can read manga. You don't have to be a weeaboo to know how to read manga. -.-

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