Most Annoying Things Dogs Do

I did make me cry as a kid

That is nasty. One of my dogs tried to bring a dead bird inside the house. I swear!

They can't help it.

Dogs are so selfish.

One time my dog pooped in my brother's room and I showed my grandpa and said "look it's a swirl! " and it was on the floor. Then my grandpa picked up the swirl with a paper towel and rubbed my dog's face in it and shouted "Smell it! " and then he closed the half door which we have in the house that leads to the garage and said wait till my mom and dad get home.

When I get a dog, I will only allow it to do its business in the toilet

I don't want to find poop on my couch. Or pee on my chair.

My dog chewed on my headphones and my phone charger I got so angry at him I have to buy new headphones and a charger

My dog chewed on my laptop cord when I was down town, I was so mad at her when I got home

I remember when my old dog chewed on Christmas lights outside, at least they weren't plugged in

Stupid shadow I payed money for my phone and my Xbox that's why you sleep in the basement now