Top Ten Best Rides at Thorpe Park

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The Top Ten

1 SAW - The Ride

I'm 11 years old and I'm not a huge fan of horror movies, but luckily SAW didn't incorporate too much to do with the film. If you are like me and don't watch/like 18 - rated horror movies but love roller coasters, do not worry! Once you are actually on the ride, it is extremely thrilling and fast, but worth the wait! I absolutely loved it.Occasionally, in the waiting area, there will be a few aspects that are a tad scary (such as manikins - sometimes chopped up -,a few puppets of Jigsaw on a little bike and the odd jump scare or noise). You can choose whether to sit in the first cart or second cart for the ride. If you are in the front cart, you go straight round Jigsaw but if you are on the second, Jigsaw does come up to you and speak to you, but only briefly. I have to admit, I closed my eyes for the first bit in a dark tunnel, but when we were outside I couldn't have asked for anything better! You shoot up vertically then come straight back down, before going on a loop. This is my ...more

Top 10 Rides At Thorpe Park
1 The Swarm
2 Stealth
3 Saw:The Ride
4 Nemesis Inferno
5 Samurai
6 Rush
7 Vortex
8 Colossus
9 X:No Way Out
10 Detonator:Bombs Away
Honourable Mention
Tidal Wave

Starts indoors as pitch black then goes outside and into a beyond vertical drop! Blades sweep past your head and a bunch of twists, loops and turns come into action. Absolutely love this ride. I recommend it

close one. saw beats stealth by just a bit.

2 Stealth

I Have never been on stealth but after staring out of my car window for seven years I am at last about to face my dream but in a different perspective to normal!

I went on it and it is by far scarier than saw but I like saw as it is more thrilling with its 2 inversions

Went on it five times in a row front seat and it just gets better and better. The only thing bad about stealth is its not in my garden. Orgasmic.

Accelerates so fast and has a unique feeling from all the other rides!... as though you have been yanked and you are being dragged through the entire track... You can't feel your legs either! Out of this world sensation! Before I went on it I wouldn't dream of going on it. Definitely make sure you ride it!

3 Swarm

I was scared to go at first but I did anyway and it was the best ride I have ever been on o do recommend it

I was screaming non stop at this unbelievable never ending thrill ride! IT WAS LIKE I HAD LITERALLY BEEN CAUGHT BY ALIENS!

When I was in the line for this I near enough had a panic attack because it looked scary, the ride started and I loved it, you go through a broken build board and under a plane, so that was great.

Went on this as my first time going upside down on a rollercoaster, it was so fun that I went on it 3 times in a row! Definitely my favourite ride at Thorpe Park!

4 Colossus

Colossus is so amazing, 10 thrilling inversion in a row and the worlds first roller coaster in the worlds to do that, I think colossus is the best ride at thorpe park

Colossus lasts just the right amount if time and the thrill of the loops were amazing, the best ride.

It is just the best ride so it should be at top and stealth should not be top

ten loops nothing can beat that! AMAZING

5 Nemesis Inferno

My favourite rollercoaster at Thorpe park. No it's my favourite RIDE at Thorpe park actually its NY favourite ride of all time

First upside down roller coaster and was so fun and you get the feeling of weightlessness

Before I went on this I was shaking but I decided that if I didn’t go on it I would have missed out so I went on it anyway. Now it is my favourite ride at Thorpe Park and I go on it every time I go there, I thoroughly recommend it as it is not as terrifying as it seems and it is definitely worth it.

Love this ride so much! Just imagine as though you are flying. I would defiantly recommend queuing for the front seat, well worth the wait!

6 Rush

Rush is totally awesome, it is like an insane pirate ship ride but twice the speed and triple the intensity! It is astounding and a great fun ride to definitely ride on the day!

It's quite fast and adrenaline pumping but is definitely a very good sky swing.

Totally brilliant I was blown away

Rush is awesome! So cool!

7 Samarai

It is so awesome it is like you are flying but going upside down instead

Top scans are always like that

Favourite Flat ride here

8 Slammer

Slammer is by far my favourite non-rollercoaster ride its epic!

Haven't actually been on it and am glad too it looks HORRIBLE!

It's uncomfortable and horrible. Other people might like it but it's not for me.

This ride closed in 2017 When I went on it it was really painful

9 Zodiac

Had to sit on my best friends lap and it was painful

10 Detonator

Up 100 ft, and then down! - Regizap

Scares me more than all the coasters, to be honest.

Its scary however its even more scary when the guy controlling the ride decides to let the timer go "5... 4... 3... WOOOSh" DOWN! It was funny and scary because normally it goes down to "1..." then we plummet. who ever did that is a genius xxx

Lasts around 10 seconds but still worth doing. The contents of your stomach will flip

The Contenders

11 Vortex

It’s so good but painful on your thighs when you get the top swing and you get pushed against the bar love it though

Love zodiac. Great ride, look backwards and u get so much adrenaline

Fun

12 Tidal Wave

It is not so scary at the start then the water of the ride is scary of how drenched you are

The best ride ever at Thorpe park on a really hot day. Normal waiting times are 2 hours + but when I went no waiting time. The splash was epic was thoroughly soaked by the wave a good ride for junior thrillseekers

Why is tidal wave so low its great!

You get totally soaked on this!

13 X: No Way Out

I didn't like x no way out but when it turned to x it was better because it went forward and it was like a roller coaster going through a night club. A good ride for kids and adults.

Whys X so low give it some help its great you can rave in the line while waiting and its got strobe lighting! Although in my opinion Saw- the ride is the BEST!

Backwards in the dark. Uh oh. - Regizap

X No way out was by far the best ride at thorpe park because you did not know what was coming next. Lol

14 Derren Brown's Ghost Train

amazing

it amazing

But like his shows, lots of hype,but the buzz is just not their,Alton towers ghost train is better, than this load of tosh!

15 The Walking Dead: The Ride

Pile of poo. Wasted an hour queuing for this tripe. Don't bother.

Amazing ride! The walk,run to the actual ride is great as you feel like zombies are going to jump out at you! When you get on the carriage can hold about 16 people on it but I was with my mum and two friends and although there were other people in our group they made us 4 go by ourselves which made it much scarier especially when you exit the ride and there are zombies chasing you, the less people there are the more the zombies focus on you! ’

16 Depth Charge

Fun for people who can't go on many rides because of motion sickness!

I went on this and there was a fat guy and his small child next to us and I got soaked

Great ride, it has small lengthed queue and very speedy. It's definitely a underrated ride.

17 Mr. Monkey's Banana Ride

Whe! Give me more bananas! - Regizap

Mitch loved this thing

It’s a good ride

18 Loggers Leap

Loggers Leap is awesome, a really high fun ride with a great splash at the end. Like Tidal Wave but through better scenery. EPIC!

19 Saw

Saw is the same as SAW THE RIDE

T was so scary seeing the spikes rush toward you

Saw is amazing.i went on it first in the front then at the back. The back is definitely the best because you don't see anything!

20 Timber Tug Boat
21 Flying Fish

It's so good

It's so scary...LINGLY BAD

22 King Pig's Wild Hog Dodgems
23 Wet Wet Wet

It is perfect for the little adventurer's as they love to splash around and play in the water

24 Quantum

Love the ride and I recommened it to begginers

25 Angry Birds 4D Experience

An experience like no other

26 Storm Surge
27 Jett and Jin: Jetpack Adventure
28 Rocky Express
29 Storm in a Teacup
30 Lumber Jump

PAIN!

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