Top 10 Things We All Do But Don't Admit

I was once using the bathroom in Walmart because I had a runny nose. I was in the stall, and Monster by Eminem and Rihanna came on. When I left the stall, it was the end of the song, so I did a super dramatic pose like I was performing the song, and someone was right in front of me.

Luckily, it was someone I knew.

I dramatically dance and sing to We Are the Champions (with hand motions). Keep in mind that I can't dance, and that's the only song I can sing well, apart from I Believe I Can Fly.

Since I started as a student DJ recently, whenever I hear a track I love now, I mentally analyze the rhythm, beat rate, and all that, because I can't wait to use it at a college party.

Psst... That sound you make when you do...

I do this all the time. Almost every day, I end up with a song that I listen to over and over throughout the day.

Happens to the best of us. We hear a kick-ass song, and we just replay it again and again for like 20 minutes.

Whenever my favorite artists release a new song, I listen to it on replay all day.

Omg, I thought I was the only person who thinks about this stuff! It didn't help when someone at my school said a person with a gun actually came to the school two years before I arrived! I always look for places to hide, and I used to keep red dye to pretend I was dead, but then I lost it.

I never think of anyone to save but myself, though. I also think of places I want to be shot so I can have a quick death. (Answer: the head)

Well, I don't necessarily talk to myself, but I imagine that I'm talking to someone I know and then realize I'm saying it out loud.

Some people think I'm weird when I do this. It actually helps me work on my general speech.

Hi, self, how are you doing today?
I don't do this one, but on scary rides, I whisper song lyrics.

Nah, I do it a lot, and I'm not embarrassed. Unless a family member knows, especially mom - that's where things get very, err... let's just say unpleasant.

The biggest one of them all for men everywhere.

Master! Master! Wet dreams that I've been after.

I think, what am I? What is it like to feel nothingness after death? And most importantly, why was I born?

Answers to the last question are obvious, but I mean it in a philosophical sense.

This was apparently the most amazing thing I did when I was younger because I did this way too much.

Wow. Same. Though sometimes I cup the water, then try to hold on to it as long as I can.

I thought I was the only one who used to do this!

Oh wow! Haha! Especially in public toilets where there are only two cubicles and the one next to you is also in use.

It makes me feel less embarrassed about doing this since I know she's probably doing the same...

Is this supposed to be embarrassing? I don't know why people wouldn't admit they do this because it's actually a normal thing to do.

I did that, and I heard an electricity noise and got scared.

I tried that when I was little, but I gave up long ago.

I used to worry about that all the time. I would actually attempt to mentally block my thoughts so no one could read what I was thinking when I was younger.

I still occasionally worry that there's someone in the world who actually can read my mind.

Yes, yes, yes! I actually sometimes think my dad can read my mind, because every time a bad thought appears in my mind, he looks at me weird.

I used to try not to think about private stuff in case someone reads my mind.

I used to think this a lot, especially when I was little. I thought everyone I knew could read my mind or something. Now I know that's not true, and my imagination just runs wild.

This is probably both a good and bad thing.

Urm... I didn't do that, until now. Thanks. I close my eyes when I wash my hair and face and keep them closed because it's relaxing.

The creepiest dream I ever had was about monsters in the washing machine that looked like humans. They killed you whenever they touched you and sometimes roamed around at night in summer. Man, I keep having that dream every summer...

Well, let me just say I usually keep my brother around so I can have someone to shout to for help if it ever happens.

On the times when I do it alone and there's no one else upstairs, I try to wrap up quickly and think of different things to keep my mind off disturbing thoughts.

I do this ALL THE TIME! (It usually involves me gallantly sacrificing myself for my crush.)

It goes off when the door hits that switch that turns off the light when pressed.

Like I want to tell all the imaginary people how to season some food or open a box?