Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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41 Getting licked to death by your dog V 1 Comment
42 Die by Holding Your Own Heart

I don't know this is just accurate

Green Day reference - Neonco31

That would be so cool - AnonymousChick

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43 While drinking Mountain Dew

Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.

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44 Dying of laughter

Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks


45 Kissing to death

This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...

Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10

46 Too much listening to Queen V 1 Comment
47 Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it

My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

Passing my guard, and Pele kicks in a Goal... Headshot by a Magnum. It will surely interest Bill to open my casket for everyone to see. & God would definitely listen to what Mr. freeman has to say. Dig it I'm in!

48 The Chair V 1 Comment
49 Drive your motorcycle into an explosion

I don't think that will kill you

50 Playing hockey
51 Accidentally causing a paradox

That would be really bad because not only would you die yourself but you would take the entire universe down with you. :(

The 12th Doctor would say no, 11 would say yes, 6 would say "As long as you die, I don't care."

At least history will repeat itself right?

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52 Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't

HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!... - SmoothCriminal

Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so long to catch me, I had enough time to go across the street, buy some pills, take a dozen, go to the garage, get some rope and a lighter, go back up stairs, hang myself and light myself on fire. What did you do? Oh, that's right, you barley got up the stairs taking your sweet ass time. - Gaymer

Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice

Nah, kamikaze the killer. - Dman1972

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53 Firing squad
54 Overdose of high concentrate Pepsi

Pepsi sucks balls. Coca-Cola is preferable.

Pepsi waaaaay over Coca Cola - jofyx

55 Choke on boobies

Suffocation by boobies would be a great way to go out. Motorboating till you die.

Dying by choking stinks, but if I'd die by choking on something, it would be boobies, women's of course, because I love boobies, and I'd smile because of it.

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56 Nuclear explosion

You never see it coming, and your ashes get spread automatically

Better to die in one than to live in one

50 50% chance you will die if you don't die you will mutate

Yeah, if you're right underneath it.

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57 While playing Call of Duty

Yes... YES! Almost there! (reaches round 42 on black ops ) YEA I BEATED MY PERSONAL RECORD! ( a nuclear waste mutated the game and bring zombies to life) O... I don't know this was 3D!

58 On the Toilet

That would just be plain awkward

I wouldn't want to be shot on the crapper

I'll take a godamn big dump that I die because of the horrible smell - tent2

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59 Fatal Papercut

Combine that with lemonade

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60 After you win $5,000,000,000

I don't know actually. I think giving the 5 bil to my family doesent make me a waste. - FerrariDude64

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1. Dying of happiness
2. Fighting for your country in a war
3. In your sleep
1. Night of 100 Red Bulls
2. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
3. Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
1. Pressing X
2. Pressing the red button
3. Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

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