Top Ten Best Ways to Die

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41 After making out with hottest super model
42 Getting licked to death by your dog V 1 Comment
43 Die by Holding Your Own Heart

I don't know this is just accurate

Green Day reference - Neonco31

That would be so cool - AnonymousChick

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44 Eating too much paper
45 While drinking Mountain Dew

Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.

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46 Gunfight with the Pope

Lol. My bro did the death prediction thing once and it said on his virtual tombstone "shot by the Popes's bodyguards" - Rafterman

Pope is full of lies supplied by the government.

47 Dying of laughter

Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks

I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P

48 Kissing to death

This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...

Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10

49 Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it

My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

Passing my guard, and Pele kicks in a Goal... Headshot by a Magnum. It will surely interest Bill to open my casket for everyone to see. & God would definitely listen to what Mr. freeman has to say. Dig it I'm in!

50 Drowning in sand
51 Too much listening to Queen V 1 Comment
52 The Chair V 1 Comment
53 Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't

HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!... - SmoothCriminal

Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so long to catch me, I had enough time to go across the street, buy some pills, take a dozen, go to the garage, get some rope and a lighter, go back up stairs, hang myself and light myself on fire. What did you do? Oh, that's right, you barley got up the stairs taking your sweet ass time. - Gaymer

Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice

Don't you have a gun though - Lucretia

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54 Accidentally causing a paradox

That would be really bad because not only would you die yourself but you would take the entire universe down with you. :(

The 12th Doctor would say no, 11 would say yes, 6 would say "As long as you die, I don't care."

At least history will repeat itself right?

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55 Drive your motorcycle into an explosion

I don't think that will kill you

56 Playing hockey
57 Overdose of high concentrate Pepsi

Pepsi sucks balls. Coca-Cola is preferable.

Pepsi waaaaay over Coca Cola - jofyx

58 Firing squad
59 Choke on boobies

Suffocation by boobies would be a great way to go out. Motorboating till you die.

Dying by choking stinks, but if I'd die by choking on something, it would be boobies, women's of course, because I love boobies, and I'd smile because of it.

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60 Nuclear explosion

You never see it coming, and your ashes get spread automatically

Can I die my being exploded and my ashes scattered this way? If so, count me in - Lucretia

Better to die in one than to live in one

Wow - Neonco31

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1. Dying of happiness
2. Fighting for your country in a war
3. In your sleep
TheComputerIsAlways10
1. Night of 100 Red Bulls
2. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
3. Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
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1. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
2. After finally getting a stack of diamonds
3. Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
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