Top 10 Dave Grohl Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Be someone's light when they are hopeless."
2 "We don't hate Coldplay, we just love to make fun of them. That's what guys do! And if their feelings get hurt, then... Sorry?"
3 "I'm Darth Vader and you're jealous!"
4 "When Nirvana became popular, I didn't spend all my money on coke and hookers, y'know. I was just like: 'Oh my God, I can get a bigger grill! This is great!'"
5 "Kids stay in school and don't do drugs, because here's what happens!" *Points at himself*
6 (Talking about the Backstreet Boys) "They were like, 'IIII WAAANNNT IT THHAAAT WAAAY"
7 "I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you f***ing like something, like it!"
8 "If you play Nickelback songs backwards, you will hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play them forwards, you will get Nickelback."

So true. - BeatlesFan1964

9 "That's exactly what happened with Nirvana: just a bunch of guys that had some sh**ty old instruments and they got together and started to play some noisy-a** sh**, then they became the biggest band in the world. We don't need any American Idol!"
10 "'How dare you start another f***ing band? Why did you carry on and make music that sounds like Nirvana?' Wait, WHAT? You mean noisy-a** guitars and drums? Cause that's what I do. What do you want, a f***ing reggae record?"

The Contenders

11 "I'd like to imagine I won't end up in Hell, but I think I've done too much acid and listened to too much death metal to sit on a cloud next to God with angels floating above my head."

Dave should know that Christian death metal exists.

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1. "I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you f***ing like something, like it!"
2. "I'm Darth Vader and you're jealous!"
3. "Be someone's light when they are hopeless."
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1. "Be someone's light when they are hopeless."
2. "We don't hate Coldplay, we just love to make fun of them. That's what guys do! And if their feelings get hurt, then... Sorry?"
3. "When Nirvana became popular, I didn't spend all my money on coke and hookers, y'know. I was just like: 'Oh my God, I can get a bigger grill! This is great!'"
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