1 "Be someone's light when they are hopeless."
2 "We don't hate Coldplay, we just love to make fun of them. That's what guys do! And if their feelings get hurt, then... Sorry?"
3 "When Nirvana became popular, I didn't spend all my money on coke and hookers, y'know. I was just like: 'Oh my God, I can get a bigger grill! This is great!'"
4 "I'm Darth Vader and you're jealous!"
5 "Kids stay in school and don't do drugs, because here's what happens!" *Points at himself*
HAHA LOL - Misfire
6 (Talking about the Backstreet Boys) "They were like, 'IIII WAAANNNT IT THHAAAT WAAAY"
That song's so annoying! Everyone's singing it! - Misfire
7 "If you play Nickelback songs backwards, you will hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play them forwards, you will get Nickelback."
This was his quote? - JoLeKosovo
I just saw this yesterday when I was searching for Nickelback memes. Lol - Misfire
So true. - BeatlesFan1964
8 "That's exactly what happened with Nirvana: just a bunch of guys that had some sh**ty old instruments and they got together and started to play some noisy-a** sh**, then they became the biggest band in the world. We don't need any American Idol!"
9 "I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you f***ing like something, like it!"
Agree. - JoLeKosovo
10 "'How dare you start another f***ing band? Why did you carry on and make music that sounds like Nirvana?' Wait, WHAT? You mean noisy-a** guitars and drums? Cause that's what I do. What do you want, a f***ing reggae record?"
11 "I'd like to imagine I won't end up in Hell, but I think I've done too much acid and listened to too much death metal to sit on a cloud next to God with angels floating above my head."
Dave should know that Christian death metal exists.