Top 10 Excuses that Certain Video Games, TV Shows and Movies Have Infamously Used for Their Own Terrible Quality

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The Top Ten

1 Is helping Turkish Airlines make more money via sponsorship - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Anyone who's watched RalphTheMovieMaker knows what I'm talking about here; this, and also the fact that it's 3D and (optionally) R-rated - xandermartin98

2 Foreigners generally don't understand the native language of the films, so they literally watch them solely for the visuals and nothing else - Michael Bay Transformers

Most predominantly used as a tactic for leeching money off of exceptionally clueless Chinese people who are weirdly obsessed with the automobile industry and don't know any better (yes, it's morally repugnant and culturally insensitive as all get-out, I know) - xandermartin98

3 Tumblr feminazis will viciously attack anyone (especially anyone male) that says anything even remotely negative about it - Ghostbusters 2016

(cough) Angry Video Game Nerd, for example (cough) - xandermartin98

4 Was made as a painstakingly deliberate parody of 2000s-era gross-out comedies - Freddy Got Fingered

While it WAS actually pretty funny at times, you simply cannot deny that the ONLY reason this film was made was to furiously stroke poor, POOR flipping Tom Green's stupidly overinflated ego (among other things, both of which very clearly belong to animals and are located precisely in their pelvic areas) - xandermartin98

5 "The first rhythm game" - Parappa The Rapper

Well, when comparing it to its sequels, it's really not too hard to call it the WORST either (at the very least, I'd say it's actually pretty close) - xandermartin98

6 Samuel Jackson is one of the lead actors in it - Snakes On A Plane

"It's like people only do things because they get paid.

And that's just sad, man." - Garth, Wayne's World - xandermartin98

7 "Minecraft IN SPACE" - No Man's Sky

These people DO know that MC actually HAS space mods, right - xandermartin98

8 Invokes an overwhelmingly powerful feeling of soulless product placement- I mean, pop-culture nostalgia - Ready Player One

Check out my review of it for an even more pretentious analysis - xandermartin98

9 "The lore" - Five Nights At Freddy's

Sorry, STILL don't get it - xandermartin98

10 It's Ok, It's Just for Kids - Teen Titans Go!

"Kids may be very easy to entertain, but they are NOT stupid." ~ Caddicarus, 2014 - TheYoshiPyro64

The Newcomers

? Were Spin-Offs Of/Sequels to Arguably the Greatest Magical Girl Anime of All Time - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Vivid/Magical Record Lyrical Nanoha Force
? Has Proof that Nanoha and Fate are a Couple/Yuri Fanservice for the Nanofate Shippers - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Vivid

The Contenders

11 Came packaged with a free Wii Remote for multiplayer - Wii Play

And what can you honestly say of interest about the actual game?

Nothing? EXACTLY - xandermartin98

12 It Promotes Diversity - The Force Awakens

"It panders to SJWs" - TwilightKitsune

13 Based off of one of the top three greatest Nickelodeon shows of all time alongside Invader Zim and Rocko's Modern Life - The Last Airbender

Which just made it ALL the more disappointing as a result, ironically - xandermartin98

14 It Has the Iron Giant, Mecha-Godzilla and Mobile Suit Gundam in It - Ready Player One
15 Revolutionized Gross-Out Humor in Cartoons - Ren & Stimpy
16 Was a freakishly on-point satire of dumb metalhead teenagers at the time - Beavis & Butthead
17 "Intended more as a tool than as a game" - Minecraft
18 "Good if modded enough" - Skyrim
19 Based off of one of the greatest science-fiction novels of all time - Dune (1984)
20 Has John Travolta in it as one of the lead actors - Battlefield Earth
21 "Nintendo doesn't know what to do with Metroid anymore" - Metroid: Other M
22 It's for Babies Still in Nappies Learning to Walk and Talk, Not "Whiny Manchildren Who Wear Nostalgia-Tinted Glasses Who Whine Over Something They Grew Up with Being Different" - Bob the Builder (2015 Series)

Just LOOK at the comment section of James A. Williams' review of the reboot. - TheYoshiPyro64

23 Based Off of Everyone's Favorite Toy-Commercial Show from the 1980s - Michael Bay's Transformers
24 Was made by the creator of Rocko's Modern Life, arguably the greatest all-ages comedy show of its decade - Camp Lazlo
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1. Is helping Turkish Airlines make more money via sponsorship - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
2. Foreigners generally don't understand the native language of the films, so they literally watch them solely for the visuals and nothing else - Michael Bay Transformers
3. Tumblr feminazis will viciously attack anyone (especially anyone male) that says anything even remotely negative about it - Ghostbusters 2016
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