Top 10 Best "Herbert the Pervert" Quotes
Well, well, well... if it isn't my favorite boys and girls! Today, we're delving into the world of the most infamous resident of Quahog, none other than the man, the myth, the legend: Herbert the Pervert. This silver-haired fox has been stealing hearts and making us laugh with his hilarious and often inappropriate one-liners for years now. From his love for young boys to his obsession with young Chris Griffin, Herbert has delivered some of the most memorable lines in Family Guy history.And don't worry, folks, we're all friends here. Just because we're laughing at these quotes doesn't mean we condone any inappropriate behavior. We're just here to have a good time and appreciate the comedic genius that is Herbert the Pervert.
My favorite of many classics! My favorite moment is not even a quote, just the clip of him falling off the ladder with that grin on his face.
No matter how many times I hear him say this line, it always cracks me up.
I love this one... By far my favorite!
Laugh out loud, he's funny. I love that guy. He always makes me laugh.
I think that I can do the pervert mmhhmm so well. It is like I have a Herbert the Pervert day on my Facebook page, and everyone just cracks up. It is just too hilarious.
Best quote in the entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.
No longer gender-specific! Great comeback for so many occasions!
My favorite. Did anyone notice the Schoolhouse Rock reference? His face looked like the kid when the wheel fell off his car. It has been a long time since I saw that.
So funny! I love this. The first time I saw it on TV, I think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man, this guy is great! I wish he were real, ha ha. Love you, Herbert.
My teacher has this on his phone, and whenever someone texts him in school, everything gets quiet, and you hear this quote. It is hilarious!
I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbert is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!
Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling. Always, when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus!" my friends got angry.
I think it's funny when he says Sweet Jesus!
The Newcomers
Quite possibly the greatest moment in Family Guy history.
"Okay, children, let's settle this as sexy teenagers. Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PM wins!"
As soon as I heard this, I was rolling on the floor laughing.
And yet, still, nobody in the Griffin family realizes Herbert's a pedophile.
I love this one. It is so funny. I almost peed my pants when I heard this, and my sister did pee her pants. I was highly disgusted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy.