Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

Best quotes from Herbert The Pervert in Family Guy.
The Top Ten
1 You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!

My favourite of many classics! My favourite moment's not even a quote, just the clip of him falling off the ladder with that grin on his boat.

No matter how many times I hear him say this line, it always cracks me up.

I love this one... By far my favorite!

That one was the best I laughed my ass off, you're great Mike Henry!

2 You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!

Them damn popsicles

Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs

! So funny I love him

Id love a popsicle

3 MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4 It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news

Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.

Ahah. My openion is... This made me pee laughing and I'm not that easily amused.

5 And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.

No longer gender specific! Great comeback for so many occasions!

That stuff is funny.

Crack me up so bad!

That's solo funny

6 Get your fat ass over here

My favourite line of all!

7 You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!

My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.

So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V., and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert

8 Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.

My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

9 If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
10 Sweet Jesus!

I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!

Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling. Always, when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus!" my friends got angry.

I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!

The Contenders
11 Dammit! I'm missing boy meets world for this?!
12 Hand me my paper son or I'll have to use my grabber.
13 That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris
14 Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins

"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

Quite possibly the greatest moment in family guy history.

15 Hey Chris, I got a freezer full of popsicles and some new video games in the basement
16 I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to be an ice cream truck.
17 Ok everyone except Chris keep their pants on and well figure this out

Who cares if it says well or we'll
It's dumb having a pedo in a cartoon.

It's we'll. English son. English.

Herbert's so funny

18 Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
19 Uh Oh what's going on in my pants? Looks like we've got six more weeks of winter
20 Bring your fat space ass back here

When does he say that?

Herbert is so funny!

21 Guess who...
22 Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.

I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy

And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.

Nicholas Conner has no Dick or vigina. Nobody knows what he is but he likes old crusty men like herbert.

This one is hilarious

23 Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.
24 Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.
25 Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
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