Top 10 Best "Herbert the Pervert" Quotes

Well, well, well... if it isn't my favorite boys and girls! Today, we're delving into the world of the most infamous resident of Quahog, none other than the man, the myth, the legend: Herbert the Pervert. This silver-haired fox has been stealing hearts and making us laugh with his hilarious and often inappropriate one-liners for years now. From his love for young boys to his obsession with young Chris Griffin, Herbert has delivered some of the most memorable lines in Family Guy history.

And don't worry, folks, we're all friends here. Just because we're laughing at these quotes doesn't mean we condone any inappropriate behavior. We're just here to have a good time and appreciate the comedic genius that is Herbert the Pervert.
The Top Ten
1 You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.

My favorite of many classics! My favorite moment is not even a quote, just the clip of him falling off the ladder with that grin on his face.

No matter how many times I hear him say this line, it always cracks me up.

I love this one... By far my favorite!

2 You like Popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.

Laugh out loud, he's funny. I love that guy. He always makes me laugh.

3 MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think that I can do the pervert mmhhmm so well. It is like I have a Herbert the Pervert day on my Facebook page, and everyone just cracks up. It is just too hilarious.

4 It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news

Best quote in the entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.

5 And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis

No longer gender-specific! Great comeback for so many occasions!

6 Get your fat ass over here
7 You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub?

My favorite. Did anyone notice the Schoolhouse Rock reference? His face looked like the kid when the wheel fell off his car. It has been a long time since I saw that.

So funny! I love this. The first time I saw it on TV, I think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man, this guy is great! I wish he were real, ha ha. Love you, Herbert.

8 Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter

My teacher has this on his phone, and whenever someone texts him in school, everything gets quiet, and you hear this quote. It is hilarious!

9 If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off
10 Sweet Jesus!

I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbert is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!

Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling. Always, when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus!" my friends got angry.

I think it's funny when he says Sweet Jesus!

The Contenders
11 Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?!
12 Hand me my paper son or I'll have to use my Grabber
13 Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins

Quite possibly the greatest moment in Family Guy history.

"Okay, children, let's settle this as sexy teenagers. Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PM wins!"

As soon as I heard this, I was rolling on the floor laughing.

14 That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris
15 I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to be an ice cream truck
16 What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.
17 Ok everyone except Chris keep their pants on and we'll figure this out
18 Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!
19 Guess who...
20 Bring your fat space ass back here
21 Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.

And yet, still, nobody in the Griffin family realizes Herbert's a pedophile.

I love this one. It is so funny. I almost peed my pants when I heard this, and my sister did pee her pants. I was highly disgusted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy.

22 Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh
23 Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?
24 I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me
25 Did he say strap in or strap on?
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