Funniest Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

The Top Ten
1 Mr. Rogers

I'm Not the one with my face on some whack ass captin crunch. On of my favorite ERB!

Yeah, and at the end..

He's just so calm

2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.

"I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the third reich! Little known fact, I ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC! "

3 Billy Mays
4 The Easter Bunny
5 Genghis Khan
6 Ben Franklin Benjamin Franklin (January 6, 1706 – April 17, 1790) was an American polymath who was active as a writer, scientist, inventor, statesman, diplomat, printer, publisher, and political philosopher. Among the leading intellectuals of his time, Franklin was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, a drafter and signer of the United States Declaration of Independence, and the first United States Postmaster General.
7 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Einstein is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are together the two pillars of modern physics. His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation". His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science. He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical ...read more.
8 Shakespeare
9 Stephen Hawking

This is the funniest thing he said "your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd"

1. Stephen Hawking
2. Bruce Lee
3. Darth Vader
4. Shakespeare
5. Beethoven

10 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.
The Contenders
11 Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was an American lawyer and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865. Lincoln led the nation through the American Civil War and succeeded in preserving the Union, abolishing slavery, bolstering the federal government, and modernizing the U.S. economy. He married Mary Todd and they had four boys, only one of whom lived to maturity. In 1858 Lincoln ran against Stephen A. Douglas for Senator. He lost the election, but in debating with Douglas he gained a national reputation that won him the Republican nomination for President in 1860.

That Epic part where he appeared in Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, his lines were, "BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD, THE PRESIDENTIAL SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS! YOU! I WANNA LIKE YOU (pointing at obama) DON'T TALK ABOUT CHANGE JUST DO IT! I FOUGHT WHAT WAS ON MY BRAIN UNTIL A BULLET WENT TROUGH IT! , AND YOU! (pointing at mitt) MONEY BAGS!, YOUR A PANCAKE! YOU'RE FLIPFLOPPITY! 1 IT'S A COUNTRY NOT A COMPANY! YOU CAN'T PLAY IT LIKE MONOPOLY! I'LL PROPERLY REACH ACROSS THE AISLE AND BITCH SLAP YOU AS EQUALS! BY THE PEOPLE! OF THE PEOPLE! FOR THE PEOPLE! EAGLE! (eagle grabs him)".

12 Sarah Palin Sarah Louise Palin is an American politician, commentator, and author who served as the ninth Governor of Alaska from 2006 until her resignation in 2009. As the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 Presidential election running with the Republican presidential nominee, Arizona Senator ...read more.
13 Darth Vader Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. ...read more.
14 Mikhail Gorbachev

His name was never mentioned in the battle, but he was the 4th Russian (second to last) in the season 2 finale. He was involved in the Cold War. "You I'm the host with the most glasnost @$$holes made a mess and the war got cold"

15 Mozart

I rocked harder than you when I was five years old

I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!

He was the best!

16 Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali, born Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr. (January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016) was an American professional boxer, activist, entertainer, poet, and philanthropist. Nicknamed The Greatest, he is widely regarded as one of the most significant and celebrated sporting figures of the 20th century, and is frequently ranked as the best heavyweight boxer and greatest athlete of the century.

Muhammad Ali's rap battle was hilarious!

17 Martin Luther King Jr. Martin Luther King Jr. (born Michael King Jr.; January 15, 1929 – April 4, 1968) was an African American minister and activist who became the most visible spokesperson and leader in the civil rights movement from 1955 until his assassination in 1968. King is best known for advancing civil rights through nonviolence and civil disobedience, inspired by his Christian beliefs and the nonviolent activism of Mahatma Gandhi.
18 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee (November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong and American martial artist, martial arts instructor, actor, director, screenwriter, producer, and philosopher. He was the founder of Jeet Kune Do, a hybrid martial arts philosophy drawing from different combat disciplines that is often ...read more.
19 Vladimir Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born 7 October 1952) is a Russian politician and former intelligence officer who is the president of Russia, a position he has filled since 2012, and previously from 2000 until 2008. He was also the prime minister from 1999 to 2000, and again from 2008 to 2012. ...read more.
20 Doc Brown
21 Doctor Who
22 Marty McFly Martin "Marty" Seamus McFly is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the Back to the Future trilogy. He was portrayed by Michael J. Fox.
23 Clint Eastwood Clinton "Clint" Eastwood Jr. is an American actor, film director, producer, musician, and political figure.
24 Goku Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He has many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. ...read more.
25 Michael Jordan Michael Jeffrey Jordan, also known by his initials, MJ, is an American retired professional basketball player.
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