Top Ten Funniest Shakespeare Quotes
Best quote of all time. I say this a lot before stabbing an egg yolk lol
It's so funny he calls him an egg (like of all the things an attacker may call his victim) before stabbing him
Yep. diddy egg?
EGG
Now that's very funny because if the opponent armed under bear arms then he's a brawn and would be wit vs. Brawn but to him it's quite a suprise to see him unarmed and battle with wit vs. Wit.Wit vs. Brawn would seem rather tragedy or drama either these elements makes a tainted image for me and yet he already started the wit- Kevinsidis(I'm not a visitor)
This is one of my second favorite quotes my Shakespeare.
I could use this one quite frequently.
This also would be a fun one to use
Thou dost infect me eyes!
Dost grant me, hedgehog?
Haha, this is down to earth and funny
Wow. Good one, Shakespeare!
Such a relatable and cathartic BURN!
This was said by Nick Bottom in A Midsummer Night's Dream, and was always a huge hit in our cast when I was in the production of this play.
Self-explanatory, and probably the world's first "your mom" joke
This quote is from Twelfth Night and it's said by Sir Andrew Aguecheek. It always made me laugh, and it's definitely one of my favorite funny Shakespeare quotes.
From Romeo and Juliet