Best Gravity Falls Quotes

I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

The Top Ten

1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth and about the world and about others feelings.

2 (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

The most random and funny quote

Rumble McSkirmish what have you done to this poor child

3 Bill Cipher: Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram

I say this whenever I say bye, just because no one will understand what I'm saying (because I have no Gravity Falls friends sadly) ~S

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

It's the best coolest quote and Bill cypher is coolest character in gravity falls

I probably say it to myself about 5 times a day. I have a problem..

4 Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper

The funny was that their shirts were tucked in

Me when my teacher hands out homework

So right and funny at the same time

Truer words have never been spoken

5 Schembulock! - Schembulock

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

This doesn't deserve to be on #3. This isn't funny at all.

This one is not good I think others should be here

So wha the point? Anyway like it

6 Disco Girl... Coming Through... That Girl In You - Dipper

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

My favorite people who know Gravity falls should know this

Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you, oh oh, oh oh

7 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

I have a better quote from grunkle Stan: You're never gonna see it kid... never gonna see it

Why would somebody buy something that says it sucks more than anything? LOLOLOL!

Lolz, this quote is great, but you got it wrong, it's "Would," not "Who'd"

8 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

Its like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face! "

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

9 For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan

Stan is the human being a mr Krabs but he's smarter and knows how to scam people correctly

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so OVERRATED, Stan is the best. at least for me, and this, is my favorite quote of him.

I have watched the moment when stan say it, I can't get over it

10 Dipper: What is usually the biggest problem with monster hunts? Soos: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?!

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

Soos is a wonder of the world

The Contenders

11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

I really love this quote. It shows the bond between Dipper and Mabel. It also shows that they would anything for each other
Gravity Falls lover

This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter wjat she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

12 Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

13 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

If you are trying to quote then you did it wrong its " How about I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face. "

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

14 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Yes, I do, and it the Stan-Vac

This is a beautiful quote

15 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

16 Known for Their Pale Skin and Bad Attitudes These Creatures Are Often Mistaken For... Teenagers - Dipper

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

No technically he write it but dipper said it making it his own quote.

This describes me in the morning very well.

17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill needs to be higher. he's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

Bill is the best. We must all appreciate his dark, famtastically painful humor. Because pain is hilarious.

This is so me because I think this in my head about people and I am also very dumb

18 Hey Dude! Ready to Blow Up These Hot Dogs In the Microwave One by One-soos

He have a funny name.

19 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get're going to be a "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

20 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

21 Okay My Original Plan Was to Tape Together a Bunch of Fishsticks to Make a Prosthetic Pair of People Legs - Mabel

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

22 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy’s nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn’t laugh at, though. It’s actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and exceitement.

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

23 I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

Gideon's dad: Fair enough

24 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Best Soos quote ever!

I love you, Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL


25 You know studies say that a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder! - Stan

Stan has the best quotes.

Good logic indeed,

I say this when I'm bored lmao ~S

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