Best Gravity Falls Quotes

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth and about the world and about others feelings.

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

I say this whenever I say bye, just because no one will understand what I'm saying (because I have no Gravity Falls friends sadly) ~S

It's the best coolest quote and Bill cypher is coolest character in gravity falls

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I probably say it to myself about 5 times a day. I have a problem..

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

This doesn't deserve to be on #3. This isn't funny at all.

This one is not good I think others should be here

So wha the point? Anyway like it

The funny was that their shirts were tucked in

Me when my teacher hands out homework

So right and funny at the same time

Truer words have never been spoken

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

My favorite people who know Gravity falls should know this

Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you, oh oh, oh oh

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

Its like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face! "

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

I have a better quote from grunkle Stan: You're never gonna see it kid... never gonna see it

Why would somebody buy something that says it sucks more than anything? LOLOLOL!

Lolz, this quote is great, but you got it wrong, it's "Would," not "Who'd"

Stan is the human being a mr Krabs but he's smarter and knows how to scam people correctly

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so OVERRATED, Stan is the best. at least for me, and this, is my favorite quote of him.

I have watched the moment when stan say it, I can't get over it

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

Soos is a wonder of the world

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Yes, I do, and it sucks...like the Stan-Vac

This is a beautiful quote

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

This describes me in the morning very well.

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

Bill needs to be higher. he's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

Bill is the best. We must all appreciate his dark, famtastically painful humor. Because pain is hilarious.

This is so me because I think this in my head about people and I am also very dumb

He have a funny name.

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy’s nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn’t laugh at, though. It’s actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and exceitement.

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

Gideon's dad: Fair enough

The are funny I will download the whole series on my tablet

Mabel is my most favorite character. She is so ful of life

Do it Mabel! Legalize Smile Dip!

THUG LTYFE

In this scene was a good introduction to the personalities of these characters. When I watched Mable roll down the hill, I was like, "That's my sister." Then I saw Dipper sitting under the tree with I book and I was like "ME! "

This is how I feel every day!._.

That first scene... Loved it!

GRASS

Best Soos quote ever!

I love you, Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

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