Best Gravity Falls Quotes

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

Not the best quote, but it does make my choice for the list... A-X-L-O-T-L

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

The most random and funny quote

This is number one? Really?

Love this quote. Now, BUY GOLD, BYE!

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

Bill cypher is #1 and super awesome he should be in the red carpet for favorite character in gravity falls

One of the best quotes from the show, one of my favourite ones though not the best is 'KINGS OF NEW JERSEY, KINGS OF NEW JERSEY!

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time - JaysTop10List

I agree with this quote. - cosmo

Me when my teacher hands out homework

Just found my senior quote!

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

I love it! It's funny!

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen. - AnonymousChick

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this. - AnonymousChick

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

-stan opens door- don't COME IN don't COME IN! - aarond9010

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

One of the best quotes on the show.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this! - Turkeyasylum

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls. - AnonymousChick

! Well any things legal when there is no cops or blabbermouths. LOL - AnnaOfArendelle332

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

Aa the moment mabel realized everything that dippers done for her. one of the best moments in the show, BY FAR (and there are plenty of amazing moments <3)

I cried in this moment...it was touching

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Stan owns ten guns. He uses a bat to fight zombies. YES, STAN YOU ROCK! - Patty_C

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies. - AnonymousChick

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive. - DynastiNoble

This describes me in the morning very well.

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

This is a beautiful quote

that's me

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

He have a funny name.

So true

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well... - Sassy13crown

Sounds delicious yum

That can't go wrong at all...

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

what

Best quote ever said by dipper! He’s so kind to mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

Gideon's dad: Fair enough - Truly

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

Best Soos quote ever!

BEST SOOS QUOTE

BEEEP BOOP

Stan has the best quotes. - santibros2002

Good logic indeed,

THIS SHOULD BE TOP TEN

yes!

The are funny I will download the whole series on my tablet

Do it Mabel! Legalize Smile Dip!

Mabel is my most favorite character. She is so ful of life

THUG LTYFE

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

I need this apocalypse in my region

In this scene was a good introduction to the personalities of these characters. When I watched Mable roll down the hill, I was like, "That's my sister." Then I saw Dipper sitting under the tree with I book and I was like "ME! "

This is how I feel every day!._.

That first scene... Loved it!

COW!

This is a scene that is really under rated. Made me smile watching this.

Honestly this should be much higher on this list.

This quote shows Trust to your friends or family even if they've done bad things in the past

Trust him! Dipper is smart, but he doesn't understand! - AnonymousChick

Admit it. This one rocks. - AnonymousChick

This is sooo true

Loved this 'cause Mable b Mable, and you can't beat that

She is so honest and confident no matter what anyone else thinks. It’s awesome🏫

Me:the future is in the past!
Teacher:so what do you think she meant by that?
Me: well she was on smile dip so nothing really.
Teacher: but what does it MEAN?

I think the scene in action was more famous than the actual quote...

Onwards Aoshima!

Oshima will remain in our hearts

So, like, does she really like Dipper, in the present?

Okay this scene was trippy. Like fist to stomach trippy.

If only it was modern Wendy...

What if it was Wendy actually talking to him in weirdmaggedon 2. Don't you wanther. You kiss a pillow with her face on it

This should be so much higher on the list, I mean this is my favorite quote from that entire episode.

Who's your favorite Disney Princess? The author of the journals. Princess Unattainable.

Best thing, ever. Except for "Grammar Stanley"

Princess Unattainable is my favorite Disney princess

Toby should be adopted by mc gucket. Anybody? No? Oh...

This would be me when I open a stationery store

That should be nearly every stores slogan.

This should be in the top 5. I love this quote

(When I heard it.) (chokes on drink) HAHAAHA! (Snorts) HAHA!

Ha, funny! My brother said the same thing...
._.

It only works if your looking at a pic of Bipper pouring Pitt cola in his eyes

Me trying to fit in with society. - AnonymousChick

Finally! Someone actually understands the RIGHT way to drink soda! I’m not alone anymore! Drinking from the bottle is overrated when u can just drink like this. BE MORE LIKE BILL!
Remember folks: BYE, GOLD, BYEEE
-the other bill cipher

*pours soda in eyes* HAHAH. HAHAGUGWWGAAHHAHAA

That sounds like something Soos would say.

Is ford soos when he says this

This is one of the best!

LOVE THIS ONE! LOL - StevenU

Tag: I am the princess of all destruction miss-
Me: SHHH-

Soos: (to Mabel) He means you.

Oy! Soos is specially smart in his own way

They are kind of smart but not as smart as Bill cypher

*whispers to Mabel* He's talking to youu

We'll, Ford has tunnel vision.. So he can't really help but ignore his family...

When you have a mullet, you know you've hit rock bottom...

How can you chew your way out of a car? and ford needs to be nicer to his family, like seriously

Yes, just yes

How long has he been there? *Adds up all the years since gravity falls* Oh no, how does he get food?

Somebody help this poor kid

OH DID HE SEARCH -blocked content- I bet he did!

Dipper is secretly a creepy weirdo, and he had us all fooled.

Wow. Amazing quotes

God you perv probably searching Wendy in a creepy way I can't type...

Scarred forever

Laugh out loud ITS FUNNY CUS ITS IN A KID CARTOON laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

Come on. Smile dip

Wendy is my second favorite character! (After Bill obviously.)

This, this is best for summer

Thug life

I know what you are trying to quote and I love this quote... But the only thing right with it is Mabel said the first thing.

Bad quoting skills but I get it

I go vacuum the walls now

The "Maid" is Soos's grandma FYI

This is what my life has become - Truly

Would anybody really want to ruin their life by wearing a bedazzled leotard.?

Stop ruining peoples lives

Toby should be called Phoby considering I have TobiaPhobia. (Toby Phobia)

*Episode ends* ME be like: "WHAT?!?!?! "

Soos: *faints in shock*

You have no idea how many memes there are for this.

*episode end* just happened *in head* why is he so badaas

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine but Robbie

There's a lot of things to love in the summer

Nothing is as amazing as the pines twins...!