Best Gravity Falls Quotes

I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

The Top Ten

1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

Its true, because if you love someone that isn't worthy of being loved, they'll hurt you at the end

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

2 (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

The most random and funny quote

This is number one? Really?

3 Bill Cipher: Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram

I probably say it to myself about 5 times a day. I have a problem..

I say this whenever I say bye, just because no one will understand what I'm saying (because I have no Gravity Falls friends sadly) ~S

Love this quote. Now, BUY GOLD, BYE!

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

4 Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time

I agree with this quote.

Me when my teacher hands out homework

5 Schembulock! - Schembulock

Just found my senior quote!

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

I love it! It's funny!

6 Disco Girl... Coming Through... That Girl In You - Dipper

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen.

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

-stan opens door- don't COME IN don't COME IN!

7 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

! Well any things legal when there is no cops or blabbermouths. LOL

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

8 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

This is the best quote. I’ve watched that episode so many times XD

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

One of the best quotes on the show.

9 For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this!

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

10 Dipper: What is usually the biggest problem with monster hunts? Soos: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a side character since this show. Is that weird? Yeah, I've let this show get to me too much ~S

Ever since I heard this quote, I’ve thought about it every night as I lie awake questioning my life choices

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

The Contenders

11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

I cried in this was touching

This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter wjat she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

12 Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

13 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Stan owns ten guns. He uses a bat to fight zombies. YES, STAN YOU ROCK!

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

14 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Yes, I do, and it the Stan-Vac

This is a beautiful quote

15 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

16 Known for Their Pale Skin and Bad Attitudes These Creatures Are Often Mistaken For... Teenagers - Dipper

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

This describes me in the morning very well.

17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

It's funny how you got beaten by kids three times! (note my sarcasm)

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

18 Hey Dude! Ready to Blow Up These Hot Dogs In the Microwave One by One-soos

He have a funny name.

So true

19 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get're going to be a "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

20 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

21 Okay My Original Plan Was to Tape Together a Bunch of Fishsticks to Make a Prosthetic Pair of People Legs - Mabel

Sounds delicious yum

That can't go wrong at all...

LOLOL! How will THAT work?


22 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

I need this apocalypse in my region

23 I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

Gideon's dad: Fair enough

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

24 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

Best Soos quote ever!

I love you, Soos


25 You know studies say that a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder! - Stan

Stan has the best quotes.

Good logic indeed,



8Load More
PSearch List