Best Gravity Falls Quotes

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth and about the world and about others feelings.

I gave this advice to someone who had a crush on me. I liked them as a friend and this helped ease them.

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

BEST QUOTE
I probably say it to myself about 5 times a day. I have a problem..

Bill deserves to be number one, not dipper. Dipper isn't even a main character. Toatally. Yeah.

Absolutely the best Bill Cipher quote in cartoon history!

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

This doesn't deserve to be on #3. This isn't funny at all.

So wha the point? Anyway like it

Just found my senior quote!

I agree with this quote.

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

Its like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face! "

The most true statement ever uttered.

Don't tell the cops!

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so OVERRATED, Stan is the best. at least for me, and this, is my favorite quote of him.

(Playing Sims 3) Stanley Pines : Go Go Go, I have a magic its called money dissaperance...get a sack then WALAAHH1!

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

I have a better quote from grunkle Stan: You're never gonna see it kid... never gonna see it

Why would somebody buy something that says it sucks more than anything? LOLOLOL!

*Gets door slammed in face*
Stan: Gotta work on that.

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

Ever since I heard this quote, I've thought about it every night as I lie awake questioning my life choices

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

This describes me in the morning very well.

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

This is my favorite quote ever!

But... There's a ladder in my house...

Bill needs to be higher. he's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

Bill is the best. We must all appreciate his dark, famtastically painful humor. Because pain is hilarious.

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

He have a funny name.

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

Best quote ever said by dipper! He's so kind to mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy's nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn't laugh at, though. It's actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and exceitement.

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

In this scene was a good introduction to the personalities of these characters. When I watched Mable roll down the hill, I was like, "That's my sister." Then I saw Dipper sitting under the tree with I book and I was like "ME! "

This is how I feel every day!._.

That first scene... Loved it!

Best Soos quote ever!

I love you, Soos