Best Gravity Falls Quotes

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I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

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1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

Its true, because if you love someone that isn't worthy of being loved, they'll hurt you at the end

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2 Bill Cipher: Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram

Love this quote. Now, BUY GOLD, BYE!

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

Bill cypher is #1 and super awesome he should be in the red carpet for favorite character in gravity falls

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE! �"�

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3 (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

This is number one? Really?

just great

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4 Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time - JaysTop10List

I agree with this quote. - cosmo

The funny was that their shirts were tucked in

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5 Schembulock! - Schembulock

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

I love it! It's funny!

(Stanford)What's your name creature? (SCHMEBULOCK) SCHMEBULOCK

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6 Disco Girl... Coming Through... That Girl In You - Dipper

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen. - AnonymousChick

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this. - AnonymousChick

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! - PeeledBanana

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7 For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this! - Turkeyasylum

I have watched the moment when stan say it, I can't get over it

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8 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

One of the best quotes on the show.

This quote needs to go down in history.

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9 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls. - AnonymousChick

! Well any things legal when there is no cops or blabbermouths. LOL - AnnaOfArendelle332

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

The most true statement ever uttered.

Don't tell the cops!

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10 Dipper: What is usually the biggest problem with monster hunts? Soos: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?!

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

That is amazing soos you are the best main checter

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11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

I cried in this moment...it was touching

I love this quote so much :')
This reminds me of what Alex Hirsh said, he said that no matter what they go through, they will always be there for each other. Exactly how I feel about my younger sister.

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12 Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

13 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Stan owns ten guns. He uses a bat to fight zombies. YES, STAN YOU ROCK! - Patty_C

Lolz dis is the best 1!

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14 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

15 Known for Their Pale Skin and Bad Attitudes These Creatures Are Often Mistaken For... Teenagers - Dipper

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies. - AnonymousChick

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive. - DynastiNoble

This describes me in the morning very well.

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16 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

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17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

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18 Hey Dude! Ready to Blow Up These Hot Dogs In the Microwave One by One-soos

He have a funny name.

19 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well... - Sassy13crown

20 Okay My Original Plan Was to Tape Together a Bunch of Fishsticks to Make a Prosthetic Pair of People Legs - Mabel

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

what

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1. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper
2. Dipper would. - Mabel
3. Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan
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