Best Gravity Falls Quotes

I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

The Top Ten Best Gravity Falls Quotes

1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

Its true, because if you love someone that isn't worthy of being loved, they'll hurt you at the end

2 Bill Cipher: Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram

Love this quote. Now, BUY GOLD, BYE!

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

Bill cypher is #1 and super awesome he should be in the red carpet for favorite character in gravity falls

One of the best quotes from the show, one of my favourite ones though not the best is 'KINGS OF NEW JERSEY, KINGS OF NEW JERSEY!

3 (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

The most random and funny quote

This is number one? Really?

4 Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time - JaysTop10List

I agree with this quote. - cosmo

Me when my teacher hands out homework

5 Schembulock! - Schembulock

Just found my senior quote!

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

I love it! It's funny!

6 Disco Girl... Coming Through... That Girl In You - Dipper

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen. - AnonymousChick

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this. - AnonymousChick

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

-stan opens door- don't COME IN don't COME IN! - aarond9010

7 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

One of the best quotes on the show.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

8 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls. - AnonymousChick

! Well any things legal when there is no cops or blabbermouths. LOL - AnnaOfArendelle332

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

9 For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this! - Turkeyasylum

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

10 Dipper: What is usually the biggest problem with monster hunts? Soos: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?!

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just...Soos.

Soos is a wonder of the world

The Newcomers

? Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan

The Contenders

11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

Aa the moment mabel realized everything that dippers done for her. one of the best moments in the show, BY FAR (and there are plenty of amazing moments <3)

I cried in this was touching

12 Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

13 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Stan owns ten guns. He uses a bat to fight zombies. YES, STAN YOU ROCK! - Patty_C

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

14 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

This is a beautiful quote

that's me

15 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

16 Known for Their Pale Skin and Bad Attitudes These Creatures Are Often Mistaken For... Teenagers - Dipper

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies. - AnonymousChick

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive. - DynastiNoble

This describes me in the morning very well.

17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

18 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Best quote ever said by dipper! He’s so kind to mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

19 Hey Dude! Ready to Blow Up These Hot Dogs In the Microwave One by One-soos

He have a funny name.

So true

20 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get're going to be a "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well... - Sassy13crown

21 Okay My Original Plan Was to Tape Together a Bunch of Fishsticks to Make a Prosthetic Pair of People Legs - Mabel

Sounds delicious yum

That can't go wrong at all...

LOLOL! How will THAT work?


22 I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon

Gideon's dad: Fair enough - Truly

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

23 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

Best Soos quote ever!



24 You know studies say that a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder! - Stan

Stan has the best quotes. - santibros2002

Good logic indeed,



25 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

I need this apocalypse in my region

26 I'm Legalizing Everything - Mabel

The are funny I will download the whole series on my tablet

Do it Mabel! Legalize Smile Dip!

Mabel is my most favorite character. She is so ful of life


27 Yay! Grass! - Mabel

In this scene was a good introduction to the personalities of these characters. When I watched Mable roll down the hill, I was like, "That's my sister." Then I saw Dipper sitting under the tree with I book and I was like "ME! "

This is how I feel every day!._.

That first scene... Loved it!


28 Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel

This is a scene that is really under rated. Made me smile watching this.

Honestly this should be much higher on this list.

This quote shows Trust to your friends or family even if they've done bad things in the past

Trust him! Dipper is smart, but he doesn't understand! - AnonymousChick

29 The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel

Me:the future is in the past!
Teacher:so what do you think she meant by that?
Me: well she was on smile dip so nothing really.
Teacher: but what does it MEAN?

I think the scene in action was more famous than the actual quote...

Onwards Aoshima!

Oshima will remain in our hearts

30 Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel

Admit it. This one rocks. - AnonymousChick

This is sooo true

Loved this 'cause Mable b Mable, and you can't beat that

She is so honest and confident no matter what anyone else thinks. It’s awesome🏫

31 My friend thinks you're cute. - Tambry

So, like, does she really like Dipper, in the present?

Okay this scene was trippy. Like fist to stomach trippy.

If only it was modern Wendy...

What if it was Wendy actually talking to him in weirdmaggedon 2. Don't you wanther. You kiss a pillow with her face on it

32 Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford

This should be so much higher on the list, I mean this is my favorite quote from that entire episode.

Who's your favorite Disney Princess? The author of the journals. Princess Unattainable.

Best thing, ever. Except for "Grammar Stanley"

Princess Unattainable is my favorite Disney princess

33 That's just my face. This is a mask. Roar! - Toby

Toby should be adopted by mc gucket. Anybody? No? Oh...

34 We put the fun in no refund - Stan

This would be me when I open a stationery store

That should be nearly every stores slogan.

This should be in the top 5. I love this quote

(When I heard it.) (chokes on drink) HAHAAHA! (Snorts) HAHA!

35 Dipper: You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.

Ha, funny! My brother said the same thing...

36 Human Soda, I'm Gonna Drink It Like A Person - Bill

It only works if your looking at a pic of Bipper pouring Pitt cola in his eyes

Me trying to fit in with society. - AnonymousChick

Finally! Someone actually understands the RIGHT way to drink soda! I’m not alone anymore! Drinking from the bottle is overrated when u can just drink like this. BE MORE LIKE BILL!
Remember folks: BYE, GOLD, BYEEE
-the other bill cipher

*pours soda in eyes* HAHAH. HAHAGUGWWGAAHHAHAA

37 So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with more of a beep-boop - Ford

That sounds like something Soos would say.

Is ford soos when he says this

This is one of the best!


38 Bill Cipher: You guys are smarter than you look. Especially the fat one.

Soos: (to Mabel) He means you.

Oy! Soos is specially smart in his own way

They are kind of smart but not as smart as Bill cypher

*whispers to Mabel* He's talking to youu

39 I am the god of destruction! - Mabel

Tag: I am the princess of all destruction miss-

40 I've been to prison in three countries, I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car! You think you have problems? I have a mullet Stanford! - Grunkle Stan

We'll, Ford has tunnel vision.. So he can't really help but ignore his family...

When you have a mullet, you know you've hit rock bottom...

How can you chew your way out of a car? and ford needs to be nicer to his family, like seriously

Yes, just yes

41 It's the nights that are the hardest - Pool Vent Kid

How long has he been there? *Adds up all the years since gravity falls* Oh no, how does he get food?

Somebody help this poor kid

42 I Rigged It - Mabel
43 Not as scary as Dipper's web history! - Mabel

OH DID HE SEARCH -blocked content- I bet he did!

Dipper is secretly a creepy weirdo, and he had us all fooled.

Wow. Amazing quotes

God you perv probably searching Wendy in a creepy way I can't type...

44 So you wanna know about the birds and the bees huh? - Stan

Scarred forever

Laugh out loud ITS FUNNY CUS ITS IN A KID CARTOON laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

45 Onwards Aoshima!

Come on. Smile dip

46 I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine but Robbie

There's a lot of things to love in the summer

Nothing is as amazing as the pines twins...!

47 I make the rules suckers! Boosh! - Wendy

Wendy is my second favorite character! (After Bill obviously.)

This, this is best for summer

Thug life

48 Mabel: I'll use my jelly power! Maid : I have to clean up the wall now

I know what you are trying to quote and I love this quote... But the only thing right with it is Mabel said the first thing.

Bad quoting skills but I get it

I go vacuum the walls now

The "Maid" is Soos's grandma FYI

49 Razzle dazzle, my friends! It's me, the Razz Dazzler! - Toby

This is what my life has become - Truly

Would anybody really want to ruin their life by wearing a bedazzled leotard.?

Stop ruining peoples lives

Toby should be called Phoby considering I have TobiaPhobia. (Toby Phobia)

50 The author of the journals. My brother. - Grunkle Stan

*Episode ends* ME be like: "WHAT?!?!?! "

Soos: *faints in shock*

You have no idea how many memes there are for this.

*episode end* just happened *in head* why is he so badaas

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