Best Gravity Falls Quotes

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth and about the world and about others feelings.

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

The most random and funny quote

Rumble McSkirmish what have you done to this poor child

I say this whenever I say bye, just because no one will understand what I'm saying (because I have no Gravity Falls friends sadly) ~S

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

It's the best coolest quote and Bill cypher is coolest character in gravity falls

BEST QUOTE
I probably say it to myself about 5 times a day. I have a problem..

The funny was that their shirts were tucked in

Me when my teacher hands out homework

So right and funny at the same time

Truer words have never been spoken

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

This doesn't deserve to be on #3. This isn't funny at all.

This one is not good I think others should be here

So wha the point? Anyway like it

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this.

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

My favorite people who know Gravity falls should know this

Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you, oh oh, oh oh

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

I have a better quote from grunkle Stan: You're never gonna see it kid... never gonna see it

Why would somebody buy something that says it sucks more than anything? LOLOLOL!

Lolz, this quote is great, but you got it wrong, it's "Would," not "Who'd"

This is so funny & true it deserves the Nobel prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around & Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls.

Its like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face! "

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

Stan is the human being a mr Krabs but he's smarter and knows how to scam people correctly

I've watched this episode a lot but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so OVERRATED, Stan is the best. at least for me, and this, is my favorite quote of him.

I have watched the moment when stan say it, I can't get over it

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

I really love this quote. It shows the bond between Dipper and Mabel. It also shows that they would anything for each other
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This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter wjat she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

If you are trying to quote then you did it wrong its " How about I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face. "

Gravity Falls has so many great quotes, but this was hilarious

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Yes, I do, and it sucks...like the Stan-Vac

This is a beautiful quote

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive.

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

No technically he write it but dipper said it making it his own quote.

This describes me in the morning very well.

Bill needs to be higher. he's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

Bill is the best. We must all appreciate his dark, famtastically painful humor. Because pain is hilarious.

This is so me because I think this in my head about people and I am also very dumb

He have a funny name.

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well...

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy’s nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn’t laugh at, though. It’s actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and exceitement.

I agree, if they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel...

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense I'm tired ~S

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Me when my parents ask me to clean my room

Gideon's dad: Fair enough

Best Soos quote ever!

I love you, Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

BEEEP BOOP

Stan has the best quotes.

Good logic indeed,

I say this when I'm bored lmao ~S