Best Gravity Falls Quotes

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is to try to be someone worthy of loving whether in friendship or romance

It's actually related to making friends. All you can do is strive to be someone who can be worth having hands

Its true, because if you love someone that isn't worthy of being loved, they'll hurt you at the end

Love this quote. Now, BUY GOLD, BYE!

Bill is definitely the best character and one of the reason are all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, funny how dumb you are, race ya to the bottom of the stairs...)

Bill cypher is #1 and super awesome he should be in the red carpet for favorite character in gravity falls

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE! �"�

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

This is number one? Really?

just great

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time - JaysTop10List

I agree with this quote. - cosmo

The funny was that their shirts were tucked in

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

I love it! It's funny!

(Stanford)What's your name creature? (SCHMEBULOCK) SCHMEBULOCK

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen. - AnonymousChick

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this. - AnonymousChick

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! - PeeledBanana

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this! - Turkeyasylum

I have watched the moment when stan say it, I can't get over it

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

One of the best quotes on the show.

This quote needs to go down in history.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls. - AnonymousChick

! Well any things legal when there is no cops or blabbermouths. LOL - AnnaOfArendelle332

Oh mu gosh that's what I say when my friends ask me that kind of questions

The most true statement ever uttered.

Don't tell the cops!

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

I cried in this moment...it was touching

I love this quote so much :')
This reminds me of what Alex Hirsh said, he said that no matter what they go through, they will always be there for each other. Exactly how I feel about my younger sister.

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Some fool sneaks in here with a ladder I shoot them and "rewind their face"

Stan owns ten guns. He uses a bat to fight zombies. YES, STAN YOU ROCK! - Patty_C

Lolz dis is the best 1!

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies. - AnonymousChick

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive. - DynastiNoble

This describes me in the morning very well.

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

He have a funny name.

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well... - Sassy13crown

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

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