Best Gravity Falls Quotes

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I really love this show it's one of my favorites. What are it's best quotes?

The Top Ten

1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

Love this quote, now I love Dipper even more!

So true

Yes...Same way we are going...I can't force someone to love me...but I just wait and see what happens

I gave this advice to someone who had a crush on me. I liked them as a friend and this helped ease them.

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2 (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!

The most random and funny quote

Can someone make a Top Tens Gravity Falls Shipping page?

I just saw that episode! #Coincidence

This is number one? Really?

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3 Bill Cipher: Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram

Bill is a demon who has been every where so it has to be true

Literally the best

Best ever! bill for life

Who could not LOVE this? >-<

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4 Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper

Truer words have never been spoken - BreakFastBeast2005

When your teacher comes up to you... HOMEWORK IS WHACK! And SO ARE RULES!...

So right and funny at the same time - JaysTop10List

I agree with this quote. - cosmo

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5 Schembulock! - Schembulock

Just found my senior quote!

OOOHHH this is so funny!

Schembulock: Schembulock! Me: Sigh... Schembulock...

I love this quote! Because well that's all he ever says.

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6 Disco Girl... Coming Through... That Girl In You - Dipper

DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! Haha. It's supposed to be based off of the band ABBA and their song dancing queen. - AnonymousChick

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play so the teacher put on Dancing queen. Me and my friend, instead sang this. - AnonymousChick

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

-stan opens door- don't COME IN don't COME IN! - aarond9010

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7 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

Its amazing fro kids and adults

Ahh I voted for another one. This is the best. IT SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING.

One of the best quotes on the show.

This is AWESOME! It "Sucks more than anything"!

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8 For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan

I love this

This is why Stan is my favorite character

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs

I bet you could get rich off this! - Turkeyasylum

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9 Dipper: What is usually the biggest problem with monster hunts? Soos: If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?!

Yeah that's true - rachleblue

Soos is a wonder of the world

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

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10 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

This is true, you got to admit.

EVERYTHING IS LEGAL! shouting out of a jail cell

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch gravity falls. - AnonymousChick

Seriously. ANYTHING'S LEGAL! *hears popo siren* Boosh, I'm out!

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The Contenders

11 Dipper would. - Mabel

Aa the moment mabel realized everything that dippers done for her. one of the best moments in the show, BY FAR (and there are plenty of amazing moments <3)

This part made me cry T-T

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel "who would do that for a stupid sibling? " After all the negative things he said. Then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This brings back all the sacrifice Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

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12 Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter

At the end of this episode the 3 letters back cipher says, "Carla why won't you call me"

I bet carla is gidons mom! Lol

13 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

This is my favorite quote

Is this a pro-gun argument? - GlassweighanCountess

Yes! This is the best quote!

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

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14 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel

Shut the hell up whoever is complaining!

Blink! Ow...

Real talent

God WHY does it always irritate me whenever I see quotes like this? OH YEAH. Cause it's not beDazzled. It's beZazzled. THERE IS NO D. THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS GRAVITY FALLS. STOP SAYING/SPELLING IT WRONG OH MY GOSH.

15 Known for Their Pale Skin and Bad Attitudes These Creatures Are Often Mistaken For... Teenagers - Dipper

Isn't this technically a Ford quote?

Or Robbie because some teenagers aren't zombies. - AnonymousChick

Teenagers are not vampires or zombies, they are still alive. - DynastiNoble

This describes me in the morning very well.

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16 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

that's me

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him/her. It's just how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz

I love how she's literary describing dipper's feelings for Wendy.

This is a beautiful quote

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17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill's quotes are the best. Alex Hirsch played the role amazingly!

Surprised that not one Bill quote is in the top ten.

For me, it's mainly the way Bill said it. I couldn't stop laughing

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

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18 Hey Dude! Ready to Blow Up These Hot Dogs In the Microwave One by One-soos

So true

He have a funny name.

19 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to here from his mouth! *covers his mouth* Shh...I get it...you're going to be a teen...read "Why am I sweaty? " as a bedtime story

I agree. That just sounds so wrong. Wash your dirty mouth Dipper

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

This sounds, well... - Sassy13crown

20 Okay My Original Plan Was to Tape Together a Bunch of Fishsticks to Make a Prosthetic Pair of People Legs - Mabel

That can't go wrong at all...

Sounds delicious yum

LOLOL! How will THAT work?

what

21 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Best quote ever said by dipper! He’s so kind to mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

Definitely one of the best quotes of Dipper

Why doesn't anyone like this.

This was rly a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other

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22 I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon

Gideon's dad: Fair enough - Truly

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupidest character besides mcgucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon. MOVE ON.

Fair enough- bud. Wait, what?

Lol that one was funny

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23 Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

Also the Mystery Shack's slogan is "No Refunds"! LOL

Best Soos quote ever!

BEST SOOS QUOTE

BEEEP BOOP

24 You know studies say that a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder! - Stan

yes!

Stan has the best quotes. - santibros2002

Good logic indeed,

THIS SHOULD BE TOP TEN

25 I'm Legalizing Everything - Mabel

The are funny I will download the whole series on my tablet

Do it Mabel! Legalize Smile Dip!

Mabel is my most favorite character. She is so ful of life

THUG LTYFE

26 Yay! Grass! - Mabel

GRASS

This is how I feel every day!._.

That first scene... Loved it!

COW!

27 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

I recite this in the shower

I love BILL CIPHER! I WANNA MAKE A DEAL! COME BACK TO LIFE!

This quote just pumps you up for the finale, and it's pretty damn epic. I love it.

*Passes out* Was I the only person who died when Bill said "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

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28 Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel

This is a scene that is really under rated. Made me smile watching this.

Honestly this should be much higher on this list.

This quote shows Trust to your friends or family even if they've done bad things in the past

Trust him! Dipper is smart, but he doesn't understand! - AnonymousChick

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29 Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel

Admit it. This one rocks. - AnonymousChick

This is sooo true

Loved this 'cause Mable b Mable, and you can't beat that

She is so honest and confident no matter what anyone else thinks. It’s awesome🏫

30 The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel

I think the scene in action was more famous than the actual quote...

Onwards Aoshima!

Oshima will remain in our hearts

AOSHIMA

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31 My friend thinks you're cute. - Tambry

So, like, does she really like Dipper, in the present?

Okay this scene was trippy. Like fist to stomach trippy.

If only it was modern Wendy...

What if it was Wendy actually talking to him in weirdmaggedon 2. Don't you wanther. You kiss a pillow with her face on it

32 That's just my face. This is a mask. Roar! - Toby

Toby should be adopted by mc gucket. Anybody? No? Oh...

33 Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford

Princess Unattainable is my favorite Disney princess

This should be so much higher on the list, I mean this is my favorite quote from that entire episode.

Who's your favorite Disney Princess? The author of the journals. Princess Unattainable.

Best thing, ever. Except for "Grammar Stanley"

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34 Dipper: You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.

Ha, funny! My brother said the same thing...
._.

35 Human Soda, I'm Gonna Drink It Like A Person - Bill

Finally! Someone actually understands the RIGHT way to drink soda! I’m not alone anymore! Drinking from the bottle is overrated when u can just drink like this. BE MORE LIKE BILL!
Remember folks: BYE, GOLD, BYEEE
-the other bill cipher

It only works if your looking at a pic of Bipper pouring Pitt cola in his eyes

Me trying to fit in with society. - AnonymousChick

*pours soda in eyes* HAHAH. HAHAGUGWWGAAHHAHAA

36 We put the fun in no refund - Stan

That should be nearly every stores slogan.

This should be in the top 5. I love this quote

(When I heard it.) (chokes on drink) HAHAAHA! (Snorts) HAHA!

37 So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with more of a beep-boop - Ford

That sounds like something Soos would say.

Is ford soos when he says this

This is one of the best!

LOVE THIS ONE! LOL - StevenU

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38 Bill Cipher: You guys are smarter than you look. Especially the fat one.

Soos: (to Mabel) He means you.

Oy! Soos is specially smart in his own way

They are kind of smart but not as smart as Bill cypher

*whispers to Mabel* He's talking to youu

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39 I am the god of destruction! - Mabel

Tag: I am the princess of all destruction miss-
Me: SHHH-

40 I've been to prison in three countries, I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car! You think you have problems? I have a mullet Stanford! - Grunkle Stan

When you have a mullet, you know you've hit rock bottom...

We'll, Ford has tunnel vision.. So he can't really help but ignore his family...

How can you chew your way out of a car? and ford needs to be nicer to his family, like seriously

Yes, just yes

41 Not as scary as Dipper's web history! - Mabel

Dipper is secretly a creepy weirdo, and he had us all fooled.

OH DID HE SEARCH -blocked content- I bet he did!

Wow. Amazing quotes

God you perv probably searching Wendy in a creepy way I can't type...

42 It's the nights that are the hardest - Pool Vent Kid
43 So you wanna know about the birds and the bees huh? - Stan

Scarred forever

Laugh out loud ITS FUNNY CUS ITS IN A KID CARTOON laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

44 The author of the journals. My brother. - Grunkle Stan

*Episode ends* ME be like: "WHAT?!?!?! "

Soos: *faints in shock*

You have no idea how many memes there are for this.

*episode end* just happened *in head* why is he so badaas

45 I make the rules suckers! Boosh! - Wendy

This, this is best for summer

Wendy is my second favorite character! (After Bill obviously.)

Thug life

46 Onwards Aoshima!

Come on. Smile dip

47 I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

There's a lot of things to love in the summer

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine but Robbie

Nothing is as amazing as the pines twins...!

48 I Rigged It - Mabel
49 Mabel: I'll use my jelly power! Maid : I have to clean up the wall now

I know what you are trying to quote and I love this quote... But the only thing right with it is Mabel said the first thing.

Bad quoting skills but I get it

I go vacuum the walls now

The "Maid" is Soos's grandma FYI

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50 OH MY GOSH A PIG! - Mabel

How to get out of a conversation

Ya mam! Sorry, had to do it...

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1. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper
2. Dipper would. - Mabel
3. Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. For Tonight's Final Illusion We Have the Incredible Sack of Mystery. When You Put Your Money In It, It Mysteriously Disappears - Stan
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