Best Gravity Falls Quotes

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81 You scallywag! - Mabel
82 You're just a big ol dummy dumb! - Mabel
83 That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos

My second favorite! It's so funny!

84 Grunkle Stan: The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me!

I have mixed thoughts about this...

85 The Duchess (from TV show): I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman! Stan:Yes! yeah! It's just like my life! In a way... V 2 Comments
86 Probably just the janitor kissing that wax cellar woman again - Blindeye Society Member V 1 Comment
87 Onwards Aoshima!

Come on. Smile dip

88 Mabel - Use CPR! Dipper - Mermen don't breathe air. Mabel - Then use reverse CPR!! V 3 Comments
89 Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray cray? - Mabel
90 Bill Cipher: "You're all way more clever than you look. Especially the fat one." Soos (Whispering to Mabel) "He's talking about you."

Bill Cipher is my favorite character!

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91 Love is real and it's in your face! - Love God V 1 Comment
92 There's no way you are setting off those dangerous illegal fireworks ...without me - Stan V 2 Comments
93 Aaaahhhhh! The journals!!! - Dipper

Dipper is a fanboy. If he could watch this show he would love it.

I understand your inner fanboy, Dipper. I feel you. I feel you...

So me when I accidentally fan girl in public

AGGGHAASDFHJKK! the JOURNALS! *silence* *everybody is staring at him*

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94 Let go of her! - Dipper

I don't know why, but Dipper sounded so cool when he said this.

95 Call me crazy, but maybe she's not so bad. - Dipper

Oohh... I sense a little love going on here

Squeee! The beginning of a ship!

Smells like Dipcifica

96 Candy! Oh my gosh! - Grenda
97 I was going to shoplift most of this! - Stanley
98 Everyone's touching everything! - Dipper V 1 Comment
99 You can look...But you can't touch - Mabel
100 Trust no one! Trust no one! Trust no one! -Dipper

I loved hearing this from Dipper. It's a sure since of insecurity and a fear of betrayal.

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1. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper
2. Dipper would. - Mabel
3. Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
3. Void Where Prohibited No C.O.D'S Accepted. Carla I've Always Loved You But I've Never Had the Guts to Say It - News Reporter
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1. Homework Is Whack and So Are Rules Tucking In Your Shirts for Fools - Rapper
2. (Son Looking at His New Car) Son: I Love You Dad (Car Gets Crushed) Oh! My Car! Dad: We'll Just Buy Another One. Son: I Love Being Rich!
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