Most Hated Professions

The Top Ten
1 Politician

It's very hard to trust them these days because many of them say things to get elected and then do the exact opposite of their promises. The reputation of champagne socialists makes it hard for people to trust the honest ones.

I wouldn't mind if I heard the truth. Just once would be enough.

Corrupt politicians and lawyers are the lowest filth!

2 Lawyer

They are the bottom-feeding scum of the earth. Their only goal is to get your money out of your bank account and into theirs, leaving you in as much debt as they can. They pretend to be your best friend, but when it's all said and done, if you called them a week later, they wouldn't even know your name. They tell you one thing one day, and as time goes by, they lie and say they never said that.

They put on a show in the courtroom but are probably friends with each other, laughing at their clients while playing golf or having lunch, bragging about how much money they've made. Think about it - what is a judge? A former lawyer. What are our lawmakers and politicians? Former lawyers. What a racket they've got going, huh?

Last but not least, they are all scumbags. How they can sleep at night with what they do to people is beyond me. They are just cold-blooded humans with no shame. I thought about becoming a lawyer, but the only problem is, I'm warm-blooded and care about people.

3 Estate Agent

Money-sucking parasites who milk people for every last dollar. They have fabricated the housing crisis for their financial gain, destroying suburbs through gentrification and ensuring that only the wealthy and wealthy investors are the "property class."

Someone with nothing to sell and buying nothing, who tries to insert themselves between those who do, and take them for as much money as they can.

Greedy, uneducated individuals who collect a fee for managing a property by treating all tenants like scum, disregarding the rights of tenants or their own obligations on behalf of the property owner.

4 Police Officer

They are asses who treat people poorly. They abuse their power and lack consideration on a regular basis. They need to get a real job instead of trying to order people around.

When someone is going to kick your butt, who are you going to call? Someone who doesn't know you, is willing to fight for you, and will stop someone from taking your stuff. Don't want a ticket? OBEY THE LAW! Police don't write the laws. They just enforce them.

Over 40% of cops beat their spouses. Need I say more?

5 Banker

Bankers never learned how to create wealth themselves. Instead, they created a service that slowly siphons off the wealth of others.

6 Traffic Warden

Not only do consumers hate them, but they must hate their job as well. Any job that requires them to walk or drive all day in any weather condition, giving the "cherry on top" for "worst day ever" for many, has truly got to suck!

Vultures waiting for expired parking meters. The worst are the ones that get away with handwriting their times and actually back-timing their readings.

They're pathetic wastes of oxygen and should get real jobs. I'd love to hit one with my car.

7 Social Worker

Opinionated, argumentative, and disrespectful, they force their opinions ahead of medical professionals. They are often highly narcissistic and form strong negative opinions of strangers.

Social workers are evil, malicious, and vindictive. They are the modern-day witch-hunters. They base their cases on hearsay and lies. They are self-appointed gods, but the fires of hell surely await them when they leave this mortal coil.

Revolting baby snatchers, they eviscerate families and get paid to destroy lives. Dirty, corrupt, uncaring dregs of humanity.

8 Spammer

Being forced to deal with unwanted trash in your eyesight or mailbox, and then being left with the responsibility of disposing of it, has got to be the most aggravating thing ever.

9 Telemarketer

At least a dozen calls a day, interrupting your day to try to talk you into something you don't want - or worse, to commit fraud against you. Scum of the earth.

I feel sorry for them, and sometimes I indulge them so they don't get discouraged. But mostly, I tell them to leave me alone and hang up.

I have to admit - these guys are pretty annoying sometimes.

10 Teacher

Every teacher I know hates their job, complains about the wages, insists that they have much less time off than everyone assumes, and is just in general a miserable person.

Ever talk to a teacher? All they can talk about is being a teacher and not being paid well, as if it were a surprise when they got the job.

High criticism, expectations higher than parenting, low pay, constant changes, horrible discipline, poor classroom behavior, little support, poor training, unrealistic expectations. They are expected to save the world, yet are scapegoated when they can't improve the impossible. Unappreciated.

The Contenders
11 Dentist

Greedy, overpaid, legal physical extortionists with no social morals. Republican rank-and-file supporters. Wealthy scumbags. We need someone other than insurance companies and crooked politicians to police these parasitic money lovers.

12 Journalist

They say they are fair and balanced, but that's a lie. There's no way to tell an entire story in 90 seconds. They slant every story they do, and anchors will sometimes add their personal comments, which is a no-no. So-called investigative journalism usually involves minimal research, and they will only use what fits their slant.

How can you ask someone facing criminal charges for an on-camera comment, knowing anything said can be used against that person, and call that fair? TV reporters are spineless scum.

13 Stock Trader

They provide nothing to the world and make a profit off of it.

Greedy people gambling away my retirement funds.

Come on, you're not talking about the small trader working to support their families. You're speaking of the 1%.

14 Tax Collector

I think the Beatles made a good point with their song "Taxman."

15 Car Salesman

They're trying to make a living like anybody else, but lying comes naturally, compassion is unheard of, and customers are 'targets' and 'chumps.' There's bound to be a special place in hell for this class of crooks...

They are often dishonest liars who pretend to be decent people.

16 Lobbyist

There are way too many reasons that Americans hate lobbyists to list, but feel free to add yours.

Ruining this country and corrupting the government.

17 Engineer

Arrogant and anal SOBs, some of them. They are as bad as auditors!

TOO MANY OF THEM. I swear, if we riled up every engineer, especially ones in the Middle East, the Indian subcontinent, and China, we would have enough to populate Mars!

18 Doctor

They scam you out of your money. You pay hundreds of dollars for a check-up, and then they tell you that you're fine. The medical field is too corrupt and expensive.

They don't have time to care about your health. It's all about billing insurance, getting a prescription pill for every ailment, and charging co-pays.

19 Psychiatrist

Money-sucking parasites. They act like they know more about your life than you do.

20 Recruiter
21 Bailiff

This should be first, surely? Who could do such a job? How do these people sleep at night, knowing the suffering they've just caused to someone, or even an entire family unit? Disgraceful!

Miserable scum of the earth, even worse than politicians, journalists, traffic wardens, and lawyers. There was a program on TV a few nights ago about how a bailiff felt suicidal - poor little thing.

He works for the fuzz. Nothing more needs to be said.

22 Repo Man A gimmick character portrayed by Barry Darsow in WWE, Repo Man was a heel character who repossessed items from other wrestlers and audience members. Dressed in a costume resembling a burglar, Repo Man was a comical yet sinister figure in early 1990s professional wrestling.
23 Nurse

Often fat, stupid, patronizing, and dangerously and criminally negligent.

Hey, if it wasn't for our nurses, our doctors would always be busy and never able to help us.

24 TV Reporter
25 Priest

Victims have entered the chat. They aren't all bad. Some priests are actually pretty decent people. However, those religions that don't allow their priests to have sex or marry are a different matter.

This should reflect the hypocritical TV evangelists. They take hardworking people's money as seed donations and then build their mansions and empires with the money of lost souls. Scum, all of them.

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