Most Unfortunate Jobs

That job would be torture, That stuff all over the floor isn't milkshake you know!

Don't join the British Army or you might find yourself standing in one place not allowed to do anything whilst wearing horrible clothes.

Somebody's gotta do it! And I feel sorry for them. If I need to go to the toilet really bad and there was a portaloo and a group of trees nearby, definitely the trees for me. Portaloos are hell on earth.

Time for an obscure Simpsons reference. "I thought you liked dogs"

I guess if you have this job you're more likely to be killed by a shark than a vending machine.

Cleaning the second dirtiest places in the world, the only thing dirtier are those portable toilets.

It's unfortunate, but someone's gotta do the dirty job.

Not only collecting the remains of dead animals but you can do it whilst traffic is coming! Marvellous!

Where our employees get paid $8 an hour.

The most dangerous job to have on fatality rate. In other words, the job you're most likely to die on.

You spend hours inside a costume burning up and oversweating.
It's not as fun as it looks.

Be a freelance mascot instead.

All they do is clean and they work all year long. They don't get summer vacation. They don't much appreciation either, despite what they do.