Top 10 Worst Professions to Do Naked

I'm not going to tell you how the idea for this list came about, but needless to say, it sparked a lot of interest and humorous conversation.

So, if you have any of your own to add, feel free to do so or vote for an existing item.

The Top Ten

  1. Teacher

    All right, class. Today we're going to learn about human anatomy.

    All right, class. Today we are going to study Uranus.

    Okay, kids. Today we will learn about the human body.

  2. Firefighter

    Ouch! Stay away from open flames.

  3. Cop

    Pulling someone over and giving them a ticket would definitely be an awkward experience.

    The cops would be breaking the law if they did that. Ironic.

  4. Athlete

    In the original Olympic Games in Greece, all the athletes competed naked.

    Imagine jumping over hurdles and having everything moving around. No thanks.

  5. Pro Wrestler

    That's just wrong. I only wanna wrestle my significant other.

    Fitting song titles:

    U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

    and its parody version,

    I Can't Watch This by Weird Al Yankovic

  6. Chef

    If it's in a public restaurant or in a building where there is a kitchen, then yes, that's the worst nude profession you can do. Let me tell you, not many people can perform professions nakedly because the law forbids working naked for privacy reasons and to avoid shaming others who might be disgusted by it. So no, being a chef nakedly in public food stores or restaurants is not wise at all.

    However, if you are a chef and are willing to practice your cooking skills at home, it's not much of a problem. Homes are a source of your freedom and privacy. You can be naked there if you want.

    Why does this list make me feel pervy?

  7. Beekeeper

    Not a great idea to do beekeeping naked, or bees will sting you everywhere, especially in private areas.

    This definitely wouldn't be fun. You'd get a bunch of bee stings all over your body.

    Not the bees, not the bees. - Nicolas Cage

  8. Lion Tamer

  9. Priest

    In due time, I know exactly what jokes will litter this entry.

    That's just wrong.

  10. Lawyer

    Just imagine a lawyer walking into a courtroom naked. If a lawyer worked naked, they probably wouldn't have any clients.

    No one would take you seriously.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Politician

  12. ?

    Bouncer

    13. The Contenders

  13. Gynaecologist

  14. Jockey

  15. Soldier

  16. Yoga Instructor

  17. Primary Care Physician

  18. Judge

  19. Newsreader

    To be honest, a lot of people would have dirty minds if a naked newsreader was talking about the news on camera. But I don't think this is wise for the profession, though. I don't want to see a newscaster naked on TV.

  20. Window Cleaner

  21. Taxi Driver

    Watch out for perverts, though. That would be a gone wild profession experience.

  22. Clothes Store Employee

    Haha, the irony.

  23. Band Member

  24. Weather Reporter

    "A heavy warm front in the north of the region today could cause turbulence in the Midlands, spreading rapidly to one main Southern area, resulting in a sudden jet-stream caused by high temperatures. A cold shower is predicted for later in the day. Much of the same is forecast for tomorrow - if we're very lucky."

    I'm sure that standing in extreme wind, snow, or rain would not be a fun experience. And on top of that, you'd be live on TV, so anyone watching the weather would see you.

  25. Motorcycle Racer

    It will be totally drafty for the riders, though. But they have to be careful on the corners.

    Plus, no helmet, which counts as clothing, or any protection really.

  26. Construction Worker

    I bet that wouldn't be a fun experience.

  27. Singer

    Not very unusual, haha - GG Allin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jim Morrison, and some female pop singers were naked or almost naked at live shows.

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