Top Ten Worst Two Jobs to Have to Do at Once

Let this list point out that even when low on funds, don't multitask. Especially if you take up these professions.

The Top Ten
  1. Surgeon & Street Dancer

    Haha! I'm imagining this haha! Let's say he performs surgery on someone in the street while dancing.

    This seriously won't end well. Which job would you lose first.

  2. Soldier & Dentist

  3. Chef & Forensic Scientist

    I'd avoid that restaurant. May get a few nasty surprises.

  4. Family Planner & News Reporter

    Would this not be insanely awkward?!?!

  5. Undertaker & Pastry Chef

    I don't quite know why but this is making me cringe. Burying people... Handling pastry... No... It doesn't sit well with me at all! X (

  6. Kindergarten Teacher & Army Sargeant

  7. Ice Cream Man & Chromatographer

  8. Pilot & Fitness Instructor

    Even if he did land the plane safely, if I would have to do push-ups for several hours, I'd find the nearest parachute and jump out.

  9. Hunter & Naturalist

    Not an ideal combination, to be frank.

  10. Psychiatrist & Talk Show Host

    "You're in front of a million people. Over time your stressful social life has made you embarrassed to be identified. How does that make you feel? "

    "Erm..."

  11. The Newcomers
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    Priest & Stripper

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    Model & Tightrope Walker

    Imagine walking like a fashion model on a long high tightrope.

  14. The Contenders
  15. Scientist and Ballerina

    Well, the latter has been used to explain angular momentum.

  16. Football Player and Ice Skater

  17. Teacher and Soldier

  18. Model and Diaper Changer

    Who takes up diaper changing as a profession?

  19. Engineer & Test Driver

  20. Pilot and Dancer

  21. Abortionist & Midwife

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