Most Embarrassing Presents to Get for Christmas
If I get a pair, I say I won't wear them. Then my parents say I have to. Then I will poo or wee in them so I don't have to wear them, and they will take them away. But then they make me wear a diaper. I think that is better than some underwear.
What are you supposed to say in front of everyone when presented with a pink lacy number from your uncle Cecil?
"Well... They're not actually my size, Unc. But thanks anyway..."
AWKWARD! Haha!
Oh god! Back to School Day...
Boy: I'm going to take off my pants so you could see my Dora underwear.
Everyone: No!
Boy: takes off pants
Everyone: AHHHAAAHHH!
Boy: You want to see my Dora stickers on my butt?
Behind Boy: We already see it!
No kid should be knowing that kind of stuff. That can lead to them being addicted to it, and it can cause harm to them.
Yay! Just what I've always wanted! How did you know?!
Who would want this for Christmas?
This is what your parents used to warn you about if you kept misbehaving. I wonder if anyone has actually gotten coal for Christmas.
That would be a very good present to get so you can throw it at your enemies!
Getting a piece of coal in a box as a prank is something that happened to me last Christmas. The reason? I didn't pass the year.
Especially if it's from a show I hate, like Caillou and Barney.
Oh god, don't get me started with Caillou!
Oh, that would totally be embarrassing! If you know how to use the toilet, why would you need to wear these?
You may have gotten this when you were little.
Yes, if you're a single dad with five divorces and seventeen kids, this may be complimentary.
That is so wrong. Like, why would your kid want to do this even without that thing?
A lot of people stink, and that's a very good present to give to them!
A complimentary gift, I'm certain.
There's a mean bastard named Bobby Vanpoppin from Team Galaxy, and that's his main present!
I don't think my family is evil enough to give me a DVD of my least favorite show for Christmas.
Wow... just what I wanted. I'll play it once and throw it into the fireplace to show how much I love it.
If my parents gave me this for Christmas, I'd take a hammer and immediately smash it outside.
Why does Justin Bieber have to be on every single list I see? This is getting repetitive.
The Newcomers
Teen Titans Go! sucks and is played on Cartoon Network all the time for no reason whatsoever.
What a terrible cartoon. I used to like it, but now I find it stupid.
If you're overweight, you're more likely going to get this.
I'm not sure why I find this so funny.
I don't want a dead animal, but thanks...
Not so bad if you're male. If you're female, it's an insult!
That's kind of like saying they have bad breath. Wouldn't that hurt your feelings if you got that?
Get the hammer and destroy it! It's easy!
I feel sorry for you people who are fat. If someone gave me a book like that, I will throw it at a grill and burn it.
I would throw it at you, then get something to eat.
Do they even make these? It's kind of obvious how to lose weight.
Why? I am a girl, but I have just passed that age, being over 8! Oh, it's very nearly Christmas!
Not bad if you're a girl, but if you're a boy or a teenager, then you're going to have a bad time.
This one is very bad if it's something like a huge Twilight Sparkle doll/figure.