Top 10 Worst Times and Places to Have a Party

1. On the date of your death

   I so agree, PWhawk! I vote for this, not only because it's true, but because I've experienced it before. I was having an awesome party with my friends in the Sahara Desert when I died. My friends got scared, and my best friend started laughing like crazy. A boy exclaimed, Let's make this party his funeral! Come on, let's make his funeral fun! At last, I got so fed up that I came alive again. I can assure you, netDudes, that dying was not an entertaining experience for me.

   You're having a good time partying with your friends when suddenly you drop dead. Everyone starts gasping before eventually weeping. A happy event has been turned into a sad one because you just died at the most unexpected time.

   A few days later, your friends are at the church for your funeral, promising never to party again in fear of dying at said party, just like you did.

2. At a funeral

   Actually, in New Orleans-style funerals, the jazz band plays cheerful songs at the end, celebrating the person's life.

   "He was such a noble man..."

   Relatives sob.

   "Such a priceless personality..."

   Relatives moan.

   "What love! What humanity..."

   Relatives lose their grip and wail like banshees.

   "And what pleasure he gave us! And - dash it all, I'm sick of this melodramatic crap. Bring out the disco lights, chaps!"

   To be honest, that would be quite awkward.

3. During an operation

   I don't know why no one has written a comment on this entertaining item. Imagine someone doing this during his operation and the doctor says, "Sorry, we ran out of painkillers."

4. On Halloween

   

   You get lots of treats, and then hundreds of children take them from you!

5. During an exam

   One would be easily distracted.

6. On April Fool's Day

   My birthday literally is on this day. When my dad told my grandma, she totally thought he was messing with her.

   If it was your birthday, nobody would believe you!

7. On Remembrance Day

   The celebration will have a two minute interval.

8. In court

   

   Love the idea! Although it may be short-lived with all the "Silence in court!" demands! Haha! It's very nearly happened though.

9. During sex

   

   Who would have sex during a party in front of everyone?

   I accidentally invited my ex-girlfriend. Help me.

   Surprise! Good God, I started laughing at this.

10. In a waiting room

    This is the best place. Something exciting will actually happen there. It would be less freaking boring.

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11. ?

    In prison

    
12. ?

    At a police station

    Police: You are under arrest. That means you have the right to remain silent. What you say in court will be used against you. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, an attorney will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I read you?

    Me: Partying is okay.

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13. When you're stranded all alone in the Pacific Ocean and your only companions are a chimp, a tiger, and a zebra

    Yeah! I'm gonna eat pineapples while riding on a chimp that's tickling a tiger, who's riding a zebra!

14. On a busy railroad

    Most likely, a train will crash the party.

    Talk about crashing the party.

15. At school

    

    This depends on the teachers and their rules. Most class parties in my high school let students eat unlimited food. However, the special ed teacher won't allow students to eat unlimited food.

    Seriously, at school learning?

16. In a police car

17. In an ambulance

18. In the desert

19. In a bathroom

20. At a Satanic church

21. When trying to land a plane safely into water

22. In a library

23. At Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

24. In a serial killer's house

25. In a landmine site

26. At Auschwitz