Top 10 Joker Quotes (Mark Hamill)

The Top Ten

1 I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a billion dollar deal... IT REALLY KILLS MY APPETITE!

2 You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham, new rules... even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!

3 Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.

4 May the floss be with you

5 Oh Batman if you had the guts for that kind of fun you'd have done it years ago. I, on the other hand...

6 What the heck, I'll laugh anyway

7 All it takes is one bad day!

8 Whoopsie! Time to run. But there is still one unfinished piece of business.

9 Run, run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Joker-man!

10 If you don't like the movie, I've got slides

The Contenders

11 Oops! No I wasn't!

12 Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town!

13 Nope Nope Nope Don't Want To

14 It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway, AHH HA HA HA HAAH!

15 Harley? Oh, where the heck have you been, hmm? Oh, mmm hmm, yeah, yeah, Batman, eh? Oh, you don't say, ye- YOU HAVE WHO TIED UP WHERE?

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