Top Ten Worst The Legend of Zelda Items

The Top Ten
1 Telescope

This item is bogus. What the heck are you looking at that's Sooo detailed. News flash! Cel-shaded games don't have detail!

You only need to use it once and if you ever use it again it's probably by accident.

It's not powerful enough to be a real telescope.

Why the hell was this made? the hawkeye from twilight princess was bad too

2 Wooden Shield

In twilight princess the ordon sheild is already twice as strong and the wooden sheild burns or breaks in ONE HIT!

3 Tingle Tuner

Since when does anyone use it and it's from tingle so it's got to be awful.

It's just a green gameboy advance that's only useful for saving tingle.

I love the tingle tuner. Makes Wind Waker a multiplayer game.

4 Deku Nut

It also appeared in majoras mask too. All it does is damage enemies. That's it. Not killing but damaging.

5 Couple's Mask

Why doesn't this mask do anything. I spent like three hours getting it!

Gets you a heart piece though...

6 Slingshot

You all have good points, but come on! How many of you wanted your very own slingshot when you were kids?

In OOT you NEED it to progress through the first few dungeons.

I hate the aiming in twilight princess.

Goes through ammo really quickly.

7 Green Tunic

Nope. I think this one looks cooler. They sorta' just look the same. Just a different color. The other ones are just annoying.

8 Giant's Knife

Time to finally use this knife in the final battle with Ganon.

I wanted to save it for later, because I was told it was a special weapon.

I don't have my Master Sword so...hyah

"knife breaks"

What the living heck?

I was ripped off!

When I'm done with this adventure, I'm going to kill that giant Goron liar.

Plus you can just get it replaced by one that doesn't break. You spend 200 rupees on an sword that breaks and takes 7 years to complete. When you first get the item, your reaction will probably be,

"Oh cool! A new sword! "

*swing it a couple times at the wall to test it out*


"What the chunk! It breaks! "

9 Magic Armor

Costs you 3,598 rupees in all to get. Drains your rupees as you wear it. But it does make you invulnerable...AS LONG AS YOU HAVE RUPEES! Once you get hit, it takes away 12 more rupees. Plus, you just went on a giant "rupee grinding" quest. In my opinion, Twilight princess was the hardest games to get rupees in. (As opposed to oot and mm, where money is NO object.) But it took me 3 WEEKS, to get this armor, and it was the most useless item in all of Zelda. I also did it in probably the quickest way that I could think of; doing the Agitha Bug fetch quest. That was torture enough. Rupees are crap.

Why is this at the bottom of the list! Worst item ever!

It cost me 1,000 rupees in multiple trips to the kakariko village malo mart fundraiser. THEN it gives me another crappy quest, saying that I need 2,000 rupees. I just said "whut da hell"
then after a total of 3,000 rupees because agitha is awesome, I FINALLLY unlocked the malo mart in hyrule castle. then the moonwalking cashier (I am NOT joking when I say the music at hyrule castle malo mart is DA BOMB) says I have to pay 598 rupees. I say "okay" because I got this sexy new wallet from agitha. you da best, agitha. after grinding, or gardening, in hyrule field, I was finally able to afford this metal piece of metal crap. then I put it on. WHAT. THE. LITERAL. HELL.
I was slow as ALL hell. why do you need rupees to wear the armor?! it should just deplete rupees whenever link gets a knee to the groin or something. WHY THE HELL THEY GOTTA DO THAT?!?

The scam armor

10 Wooden Sword

Only a toy sword

The Contenders
11 Hestu's Gift

What kind of idem is this in a Zelda game?

I spent 67 hours for this?

12 Cursed Medal

This item in skyward sword will make rupees appear more often, but at the cost, you can't use any pouch items. No shields. No potions. No nothing.

13 Tree Branch

It's just a tree branch. Very weak, and can break easily. That's it. It's just a stupid branch of a tree, nothing here folks.

Only a minor means of defence before you get better stuff.

14 Shovel
15 Purple Chu Jelly

Anything can happen if you drink this jelly in Twilight Princess...

16 Pumpkin Seeds

Obsolete early in the game.

17 Phantom Hourglass
18 Spinner
19 Hawkeye
20 Bomblings
21 Wallet

Link basically has a TARDIS of items in his pockets, so why does he even need the wallet upgrades?!

22 Gust Bellows
23 Dominion Rod

It only controls the statues. Don't see anything bad about it? Just play the game.

24 Picto Box

You just take pictures for nothing. You can complete the whole game without it, right?

25 Bait

Use it while fighting enemies in a 2-D game. You'll get the idea.

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