Top 10 Dreams Everyone Has Had

I had a dream where everyone was naked, and everyone smoked birch bark. In that same dream, the entire world was on a beach going to a great big lake with a few birch trees in the middle. I sailed out with a few people and found an island with the rest of civilization.

My nude self woke up my real self. Believe it or not, that's the part where I actually woke up! And for some reason, everyone had censor bars over their genitals.

I dreamed I was a male in the nude in Ancient Greece, where there were holes that transported. They acted like Mario holes but without green pipes - just plain dirt holes. It was weird.

I hate these. One time I thought I was awake, but I was able to figure out I was asleep because I could see myself from a third-person perspective. Like, I wasn't looking with my eyes from my own perspective, but I was standing at the door, looking at myself or watching myself on television.

I hate these dreams so much. Why my brain ever conceived such an abomination, I don't know.

I woke up for school in one of my dreams, and I was almost out the door to the bus...

Wow, I had the scariest dream last night. I was trick-or-treating on Halloween (or at a Halloween party, I don't know), and suddenly, I see someone with creepy, pure-white eyes. The next thing I know, there's another, and another. Then there's Herobrine in the crowd for some reason, too. They're all groaning in freaky, raspy voices, and walking slowly, like zombies.

I run out of the house and see my 4th-grade teacher. I tell her about what I saw, and she doesn't believe me. She looks into the window of the house briefly and says there's nothing there. As soon as she turns around, I see them all inside the house again, moaning and beginning to lumber to the front door.

Mind you, the house was empty now for some reason, but this is a dream, which makes no sense, and it seemed to make sense at the time. Anyway, I felt helpless and afraid as the creatures advanced to the exit. I was no longer safe. And neither was anyone else.

I soon flashed between reality and the realm of sleep for a split second, and somewhere in the back of my mind, realized faintly that I was waking up. I slowly drifted from the dream, trying to shake the experience from my thoughts. It was 3:26, so I had to wait until I fell back asleep, which was difficult with my heart still racing.

This is pretty close to a dream I've been having. I've been having Gravity Falls dreams! It's not like big interactions with Dipper and Mabel or anything. It's more like quick snips of them as teenagers or fanfiction inspiration.

One time I had a dream in place of "Not What He Seems." The portal was opened and Dipper was about to get sucked in, but he pulled out his journal and started reciting some kind of spell or whatever. I don't know if the spell held him in place until the portal was closed or if it made some kind of force field over the portal entrance so he couldn't pass through.

The sad thing about the dream was that I was dreaming of watching the commercial. I was so disappointed when I found out it was a dream because I was pumped for that episode to come out. You know what I mean? When you have a dream the night before, and then you wake up with morning amnesia, thinking the dream was real? But it was so realistic. I was just sitting on the floor looking at the commercial.

I also had a dream where Dipper and Mabel were walking down the street, and they were teenagers. That's it. Mabel looked cute, and Dipper looked hot! That's all that happened. I've also had an Adventure Time dream once or twice. That's the closest I've gotten to meeting my celebrity. But I've never actually had a dream about meeting Alex Hirsch.

This is, by far, one of the creepiest dreams I have. It's like...

I was actually able to figure out the trick and work around the system. You see, your body paralyzes you once you're asleep so you don't act out your actions in your dreams in real life. That's why you can't run in your dream. Don't try to run. Just imagine yourself running. It's worked for me before. But it's been a long time, I must admit.

Also, you know those stories people say about waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to move, sensing a presence among them? The paralysis part is true, but not the presence part. So happens, when you're asleep, the part of your brain that can tell the difference between reality and fiction is cut off. That's why, in your dreams, you can't tell when something's off, like if your mother's head was a deer or your dog had dragon wings. And that's why when they're paralyzed they see these things around their rooms.

I once had a dream where I was trapped in a room full of rats. It was definitely not ideal.

My dreams included the dentist, Vegas, and Disney's California Adventure.

I had a dream that my relatives were annoying me so much and that they all were so furious at me and giving me those cruel Asian punishments that I shot them all with a gun. Of course, while they can be annoying sometimes, I love them all very much, and I would never attempt to kill them in any way whatsoever.

I had a dream I was cornered by a bully, so I leaped up at him with a loud bark and sank my fangs into his arm. I then ran off as his cronies chased me down the hall. I didn't kill him, but he was stunned. It was weird. It was like it was from an animal's perspective.

I get in trouble in real life too...

I had this dream one time. I was young, though.