Top 10 Dumbest Things 90s Kids Say

90s kids are going too far with their stupidity. You idiots need to grow up.
The Top Ten
1 Kids today are stupid because they don't know what happened during the 90s

A real 90s kid has to remember 1990, 1991, 1992, and so on, every year of the decade. I don't remember those years. People who don't remember them just had a childhood or were babies/toddlers in the 90s.

Wow. I hate these stupid people. There was, and never will be, a perfect decade, generation, or year. I think the 90s and 2000s are both great, even though I was born in the 2000s.

The new generation is Generation Alpha.
Don't insult 2020s kids.

2 My childhood was better than yours

Please do not use words like butthurt. Not every child of the 90s is obsessed with the decade, and they would not bully 21st-century kids. Every decade has its own merits. I don't even hate decades before the 90s and would have preferred being a child of those decades rather than being in a generation that is over-hated.

I like history but hate the over-obsession with the 90s.

I wanted to enjoy finding cartoons, shows, and toys from when I was little. I did not expect to encounter this stupid obsession.

Not true. My little cousins are 2000s kids, and their lives are 1 million percent better than mine. They go to lots of places and get lots of pictures and videos. I am a 90s kid, and while I did travel quite a bit during my childhood, my childhood photos are not even close to 10% of the total amount of childhood pictures and videos that they have now.

3 The 90s was the last greatest decade

The 21st century is overly criticized, and every decade will be. People often focus on entertainment more than disasters when it comes to defining a decade. (Even though one singer has been called a disaster anyway, so whatever - they were just a tot in the 90s.)

No decade is the greatest. Each has its upsides and downsides, but no decade is absolutely greater than another in all terms.

What do they mean? You have to make sense.

4 Cartoons today are stupid

Adventure Time, Regular Show, Friendship is Magic, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe - there are good cartoons out there. Whoever says cartoons are stupid now is an idiot.

A 90s kid's typical trump card collection of bad cartoons: Fanboy & Chum Chum, Teen Titans Go!, Johnny Test, and (did I mention?) Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob.

Yes, because The Brothers Flub, Mega Babies, Hammerman, The Brothers Grunt, Stressed Eric, and Cow and Chicken (sue me) were all fantastic shows (sarcasm)!

5 Modern music sucks

Crappy music has always existed. I think this can be summed up in ADoseOfBuckley's Right Generation video (seriously, check it out if you haven't).

No, it doesn't. It's just different. You 90s kids need to grow up and get your heads out of the past. -Mr. Wiseguy

6 I miss Jimmy Neutron, the 90s was the best

I watched Jimmy Neutron, but I like the 2000s more than the 90s. It's a decade I can actually remember since I wasn't an infant at the start. 2000s teen.

Jimmy Neutron wasn't even around in the 90s.

Jimmy Neutron was a 2000s cartoon! Idiots.

7 Kids today are bad

You guys are complaining about a generation THAT YOU RAISED. It's not Gen Z's fault. It's yours for not teaching your kids better. Yeah, sometimes kids turn out bad for no reason, but you raised your kid. It's not their fault you didn't teach them important things.

I doubt what kind of thought process goes through their heads before saying this. I'm sure it must be something like, "Oh, I'm feeling insecure, so let me try to mask it by blaming innocent children for apparently no reason." Good job, 90s kids.

Not all kids are bad. Seriously, how stupid are you guys?

8 The 90s invented Rock Paper Scissors
9 Modern SpongeBob sucks

Sorry, but SpongeBob came out in 1999, the final year of the 90s. SpongeBob is more of a 21st-century cartoon. It started in 1999, not 1990.

Modern SpongeBob haters will just talk about the suicide and toenail episodes, etc.

I really hate these modern SpongeBob haters. Sure, it's not as good as it was before, but it's NOT AS BAD AS YOU PEOPLE CLAIM! Some modern episodes are excellent. Stop complaining as if all of it is bad. And for the record, the new episodes are for the new generation of children. They are not for you. Season 9, the current season, is good by the way. You people are just too ignorant and brainwashed by the old episodes, spoiled by people like Mr. Enter and PIEGUYRULZ, to understand.

10 Only 90s kids remember this

I just saw a post with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and it had cheat codes written on a piece of paper. Of course, it was captioned, "Only 90's kids will understand," when the game came out in 2004. Like, I'm an unapologetic 2000's kid (who doesn't drone on about the 2000s), and I get it. Hell, I still do it in case the Internet is down.

*The Twin Towers were built in the 70s.
*Rugrats aired in reruns well into the late 2000s.
*VHS tapes were also notable in the 80s and 2000s.
*Goosebumps and Baby-Sitters Club books are still being sold.
*Recess aired in reruns until 2009.
*The Oregon Trail was first made in the 1970s.
*Lunchables are still being sold.
*The Magic School Bus is still being shown in schools.
*Animaniacs aired in reruns until 2014.
*The Super Mario Bros. Super Show has kind of had a second life because of its presence on YouTube.

The Contenders
11 Whoever didn't watch _______, should die

Only it's much worse with today's kids:

"Whoever doesn't watch MLP: FIM should die."
"Whoever doesn't watch Teen Titans Go should die."
"Whoever doesn't watch [insert modern 2020-2022 cartoon here] should die."

Really? I think these modern-day brats need to grow up and get a life.

I should die for not watching Rocko's Modern Life?

12 The 90s were so much better

No. Statistically, from 1990 to 2010, things like poverty, malnutrition, infant mortality, and under-5 mortality have significantly decreased in many places around the world. Additionally, human development, school attendance ratios, and per capita income have increased in various parts of the world. These are some of the most ignorant claims.

13 Ed, Edd n Eddy and SpongeBob SquarePants were 90s cartoons!

Even though both shows aired in 1999, they had way more episodes and popularity in the 2000s than in the 90s. So technically, they're 2000s shows.

Both premiered in 1999 in the US and took a while to premiere overseas.

14 Kids today have adult bodies

Pretty sure kids back then tried their best to look sexy too.

15 Kids today are fat
16 We are the Harry Potter generation

The Harry Potter movie franchise started in 2001, idiots.

17 We could be the last creatures on earth to be born in the last greatest decade

I was born at the end of the 80s. Anyway, we are human beings like 21st-century kids, and not every single person who was a child then has a crazy obsession. The 90s is a cult.

18 Kids today don't play outdoors

Not true whatsoever. I climb trees and hike in my spare time. I don't sit in front of the TV all day like some kids.

19 I feel bad for 2010s kids

As a person born in 2004... You guys thought rear-projection TVs and disks with a whopping 1.44 MB of space were the coolest things in the world.

20 They say if you don't remember "insert something from the past" you had a terrible childhood
21 Say something was from the 90s when it was from the 80s or 00s
22 Carpet City: "If you didn't have one when you were little, your parents didn't love you"

So, my parents hate me because I got mine from my aunt when she was getting rid of things that my older cousin had because he was too old for them. He was a 90s kid and teenager.

23 You don't remember (insert thing that carried over into 2000s from 90s here) because you were born in 200_! All you know is Instagram, Fortnite, and Ariana Grande!

The same applies to 80s things that carried over to the 90s. I had a shell suit, a cassette Walkman, and VHS tapes of Care Bears and The Raggy Dolls. I had a Pound Puppy and Care Bear.

My primary school had 80s computers o_0. The youth club had 80s arcade machines. There were reruns of Poddington Peas, Bertha, and Smurfs, along with Penny Crayon. Playdays first aired in the 80s, and Fun House (UK) first aired in the 80s as well.

I have always known who Bros were since I was a kid. In the 90s, a Simpsons episode showed a few 80s shorts, and we had 80s hand-me-downs.

I was born in 2004. I don't have an Instagram account, nor do I have Fortnite installed. Don't even get me started on how much I despise modern pop.

24 I hate rising global warming
25 Music today has no purpose All it is is just oversexual rap and annoying pop with bad lyrics Stop making the music industry turn into porn!

It's not like the music industry was any less pornographic in the 80s and 90s.

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