Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die
BRUH! like i get it, you could not have any money but WHY would you be in a supermarket THAT long WITHOUT any money?! It doesn't make sense
I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
This would indeed get you on the news, and make you the worldwide laughingstock for sure. I doubt it is possible for anyone that respects there life to die like this though. Even a person who lacks intelligence would have the common sense to take the store's food. But when there's no can opener...
Person: Hey, derpy, what's wrong?
Derpy: I can't breath!
Person: Do you need cpr?
Derpy : I don't know how to breath
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
That is hilarious. How can you even die of shock from the fence of the hospital bill when you survived?
It's really remind me of how cartoon character die! So stupid and silly!
Aren't you supposed to be allergic to Jell-o to die like that? Is there a pool made of Jell-o? I can see every equation.
You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.
How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?
What's even more dumb is that many people died this way throughout history. Like a British monk during the 7th century that made a pair of makeshift wings and accidentally jumped off a cliff. Or even Franz Reichelt, the Austrian inventor who died after jumping off the Eiffel Tower due to his "coat parachute" not working. Social darwinism at its finest, people.
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
Reminds me of the 80s metal band where the lead singer jumped out a hotel window. His best bud said 'Dude you were so high you thought you could fly!' The singer asked the bud 'Why didn't you stop me?' and the bud replied 'Stop you? Hell I beat $100 you could do it!'
When I was in jr high one boy the story goes put on a wet suit and went in the attic. He was found dead. True story's science experiment gone wrong
Dying of heat in the coldest regions in the world. What, did some arctic explorer decide to make A tanning booth?
This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Wait- The true main question is how does your face get stuck in a goddamn egg-beater!
Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!
This reason why I voted for this. Is because this little kid like the size as a Karen's hand or bigger. Literally just shoved the most gigantic burger then in his mouth was like: nah. I'm to young for this but to bad because it's not my fault that this kid is a idiot
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand.
Why would you be carrying an anvil where there's quicksand anyway?
Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day
No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze.
how the freaking heck would the idea of poking a GRIZZLY BEAR with a stick pop into someone's stupid mind, and why the heck would they think it's a good idea?!
Hmm, not sure how one would get close enough to a grizzly bear and poke it. Unless of course it's in a zoo or its sleeping. Either way there is a fence between you and if that bear is in deep sleep it might not wake up. Or you'd break from the tension;not knowing when,or if,this bear is going to launch out and grab you. I'm twelve don't know much about this website or much at all but just thought I could post how I felt
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.
Uh oh, 1000 Ways To Die flashbacks... I just saw that one where this woman falls asleep in a tanning bed and got severely sunburnt. She then ate some pills, and the next morning... just watch this one for yourself.
The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.
Tanning booth are long-term death traps. If it becomes a short-term one, that's on you.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...
A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.
Why do you want to turn your hair to cinders, anyway?
Cucumbers kill a lot of people around the world, over 900,000+ die because of it. My nephew died because of the cucumber... It was bloody. Help the victims of the cucumber stabbers
How is this not no.1 getting stabbed with a cucumber is easily the dumbest way to die how do you even get stabbed with a cucumber? I mean it's ridiculous
Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.
My favorite was getting stabed by a cucumber because the amount of force behind said cucumber has to be a lot as well as the idea that someone brought a cucumber to a fight is hilarious.
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic.
I've actually heard of a 16 year-old who collapsed because of too much homework.
Sadly, these days this could happen at nay moment!
I need to tell my teachers this one!
Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.
I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon.
This almost happened to me once. I was in my room and sucked in way too much helium from a balloon, passed out and woke up on my carpet.
I feel like some of these including this one are like challenges that some of the stupidest people would expect.
Isn't this just copying dumb ways to die? But not with you know what.
What genius thought of this obvious sarcasm is obvious.
Imagine getting everything done right to the point where you are going to The Moon...Just to take your helmet off and die... I don't even think that has happened, and will never happen.
Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN
What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts.
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
This is the biggest nonsense I've ever heard. I mean, I'm no docter, but I thought that this myth was busted in the dark ages.
What do you mean by "a game of spoons"?
A game of spoons might kill you.
What is this anyway
Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.
The fact that people actually play Russian Roulette in general just makes me wonder how dumb people can be.
How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!
I just died from reading this, this just brought back a bunch of flashbacks I had during my childhood. This was probably the most intricate blasphemy to ever eradicate itself onto the snoo snoo evah, (just being random to make the comment have best "quality")
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Is that some foreign word?
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.
Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.
This can have different effects on different people. Some people might die, others might feel fine.
Use your private parts as piranha bate...
This is from dumb ways to die!