Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop
Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euros!"
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop. The metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try to kill myself is there too, only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison governors for their annual trip to a nice, hot country for a two-week holiday!"
Here, dine in our 'gourmet' prison restaurant! Try real prison food!
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs three U.S. dollars. This baton has a lot of history, only 99 cents! Do you want a massage package with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of shrapnel? Lol.
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is Donald Trump's crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait until you see the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
As ridiculous as it sounds, I once went to a day-out place in Berkshire. In the cubicles, there were advertisements for toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
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The real world isn't 'Billy and Mandy,' you know.
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euros!"
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give as a souvenir...
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You'll float, too!
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
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Here! Buy parachutes for only $1,000!
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
"I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori T-shirt in public. At least he's a mascot with a cause, unlike that T-shirt that says, 'I saw people naked!'"
"Oh wow, a shirt that says 'I saw people naked' for two dollars!"
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been number one.
Deserves to at least be in the top ten.
Imagine getting a picture taken: "Alright, you two stand juuust there."
100% trash for sale, all for the trashiest price of one trashy dollar bill!
On sale for 100% off: radioactive waste! Guaranteed to cause a cancerous death or mutations!