Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir ShopCan you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "
@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!
Here - Dine in our 'gourmet' prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Here, buy this magnet!
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
Here, buy this t shirt!
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trump's crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You'll float, too!
Gas masks for sale only $1.99
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he's a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says "I saw people naked! ".
Oh wow! A shirt that says "I saw people naked" for 2 dollars!
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been #1.
Deserves to at least be in the top 10.
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!