Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop
Can you imagine this?
"Please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
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Prisoner of War Camp
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euros!"
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Prison
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop. The metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try to kill myself is there too, only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison governors for their annual trip to a nice, hot country for a two-week holiday!"
Here, dine in our 'gourmet' prison restaurant! Try real prison food!
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Concentration Camp
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs three U.S. dollars. This baton has a lot of history, only 99 cents! Do you want a massage package with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of shrapnel? Lol.
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
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Orphanage
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
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Brothel
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend: condoms and sex accessories with images of our best prostitutes!
Today, we'll have a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.
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Public Toilets
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is Donald Trump's crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait until you see the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
As ridiculous as it sounds, I once went to a day-out place in Berkshire. In the cubicles, there were advertisements for toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
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Cemetery
The real world isn't 'Billy and Mandy,' you know.
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euros!"
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Crime Scene
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give as a souvenir...
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
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Abattoir
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
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The Sewers
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You'll float, too!
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Inside an Erupting Volcano
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School
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Gun Shop
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Crematorium
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
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Edge of a Cliff
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1,000!
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Strip Club
"I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori T-shirt in public. At least he's a mascot with a cause, unlike that T-shirt that says, 'I saw people naked!'"
"Oh wow, a shirt that says 'I saw people naked' for two dollars!"
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Abortion Clinic
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been number one.
Deserves to at least be in the top ten.
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End of a Runway
Imagine getting a picture taken: "Alright, you two stand juuust there."
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War Zone
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Landfill
100% trash for sale, all for the trashiest price of one trashy dollar bill!
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Nuclear Power Plant
On sale for 100% off: radioactive waste! Guaranteed to cause a cancerous death or mutations!
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Funeral Home
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Mental Hospital
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Grocery Store
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Jedi Temple
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Pet Cemetery