Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop
Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "
@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!
Here - Dine in our 'gourmet' prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
Lol
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Here, buy this magnet!
Sell all the gas!
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
Here, buy this t shirt!
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trump's crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
That would stink (pun intended).
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You'll float, too!
Gas masks for sale only $1.99
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he's a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says "I saw people naked! ".
Oh wow! A shirt that says "I saw people naked" for 2 dollars!
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been #1.
Deserves to at least be in the top 10.
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!