Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
The Top Ten
1 Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "

2 Prison

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "

@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!

Here - Dine in our 'gourmet' prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!

3 Concentration Camp

Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
Lol

They'd probably sell shower curtains.

Here, buy this magnet!

4 Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.

Here, buy this t shirt!

5 Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trump's crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!

As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.

6 Cemetery

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "

7 Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.

8 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.

9 The Sewers

Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You'll float, too!

Gas masks for sale only $1.99

10 Abattoir

Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!

The Contenders
11 Edge of a Cliff

Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!

12 Gun Shop
13 Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?

14 Strip Club

I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he's a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says "I saw people naked! ".

Oh wow! A shirt that says "I saw people naked" for 2 dollars!

15 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on!

In hindsight, this should have been #1.

Deserves to at least be in the top 10.

16 End of a Runway

Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."

17 War Zone
18 Landfill

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!

19 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!

20 Inside an Erupting Volcano
21 Funeral Home
22 Mental Hospital
23 Grocery Store
24 Jedi Temple
25 Pet Cemetery
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