Top 10 Stupidest Questions
Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues.
Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat...
It takes forever for boys to have their first period.
You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not the spacebar?
Gee, if you're using an Apple device and you don't know where it is, you're in trouble.
It starts at 3:00 AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say, "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all!"
Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on 9:00pm.
Well, I don't know. But it's definitely not at 9:00 PM.
If you don't know how to turn it off, how did you turn it on in the first place?
Is this question about the ambulance number or the 9/11 attacks?
Oh gosh, I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296?
This is so funny!
Yup, a picture of the sun shines as bright as the sun itself. Avoid pictures at all costs! (That was sarcasm in case you're a person who takes everything seriously.)
Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun, or else you will be blind!
No, but it will if you put a picture of the sun over the real sun.
You need to wash him off, make him a bed, feed him, and water him. When he starts to smell bad, which usually happens after a week, it's time to throw him out.
Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditional love. And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it.
You can turn it into a baked potato, fries, chips, or mashed potatoes. The options are endless.
Amphetamines were used as diet pills in the 1950s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They were supposed to make you lose weight without any effort (which is the answer to your question). Nowadays, they are classified as Schedule II drugs under narcotic laws.
So, the answer has changed. Before, you could ask a doctor for a prescription, but now you would have to buy these drugs illegally on the streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less are still the best ways to lose weight (and yes, exercise requires moving).
You don't get up to eat. But I definitely don't recommend doing that, so don't take my advice!
Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk.
Don't worry, my dogs learned naturally, which is strange considering we had them spayed and neutered. Hormones, I guess.
That's a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that?
Wasn't that somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies?
I want to ask someone this question now.
Gee, I don't know. That's a tough one.
The Newcomers
I got the idea from Forrest Gump when it talks about Vietnam.
Of course, it's perfectly legal.
No, it doesn't. It's only open 7 days, and it is closed 10 days. Weeks have 17 days! Didn't you know that?
No, don't you know there's around 30 days in a week and there's 12 weeks in a year? (Obvious joke)
Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie.
You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in the first place to ask such a dumb question.
A person, unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar!
I ask myself this question all the time.
Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke)
Yes, of course. It's quite safe, trust me.
Geez, dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname, i.e., his last name for those who don't even know that).
Oh my god, I laughed my ASS off at this one!
No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.
Then why are they called dolphins?
Nope! If you're allergic to something, that means you need it, or you will die!
This isn't that dumb of a question. I like Miku, but I can see why someone would think she's an anime character.
She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto.
I think she's from iCarly... something like that!
The gun shop. You see, there are LOADS of guns in Fortnite, so it's obvious that you buy the game at a gun store. I suggest Lowe's.
I don't know, probably a car dealership.
I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.
Are you poor and need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2.
Well, if you want to know so much, try it and see?
Of course not, because I was born on July 6th, but according to everyone, my birthday is September 18. Strange, isn't it?
Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.
No, it isn't. I was born on Saturday, and my birthday is on Sunday.
No, you are dead and will never be alive.
Britgirl, you added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food.
Put your butt into Billy's face, and then - proof! You have farted.
Someone teach Patrick what an instrument is!
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.