Top 10 Stupidest Questions

My 11-year-old brother hasn't had his first period yet. Why?

Um, okay, whoever would ask a question as counterintuitive as this one has serious issues.

Umm... I think you and I need to have a little chat...

It takes forever for boys to have their first period.

Where's the spacebar?

You've found the apostrophe and the shift key (for the question mark) but not the spacebar?

Gee, if you're using an Apple device and you don't know where it is, you're in trouble.

Hmmmmm. It's probably in space! (Sarcasm)

When does the 9:00 pm news start?

It starts at 3:00 AM in the year 3012, and the broadcast would say, "According to Gravity Falls, the world will end this year. Time Baby, save us all!"

Read the title of the news again, and this time, focus on 9:00pm.

Well, I don't know. But it's definitely not at 9:00 PM.

How do you turn off caps lock?

If you don't know how to turn it off, how did you turn it on in the first place?

What is 911's phone number?

Is this question about the ambulance number or the 9/11 attacks?

Oh gosh, I honestly don't know! 582, maybe? Or 296?

Oh gosh, that's a hard one. I think 624? Or 896?

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yup, a picture of the sun shines as bright as the sun itself. Avoid pictures at all costs! (That was sarcasm in case you're a person who takes everything seriously.)

Yes! Never look at a picture of the sun, or else you will be blind!

Try looking at a picture of the sun and you'll figure it out.

How do I take care of my pet potato?

You need to wash him off, make him a bed, feed him, and water him. When he starts to smell bad, which usually happens after a week, it's time to throw him out.

Make sure to feed him tortillas, give him water, clean his home, take him for walks, and show him unconditional love. And yeet it at a teacher when you feel like it.

You can turn it into a baked potato, fries, chips, or mashed potatoes. The options are endless.

How can I lose weight without moving?

Amphetamines were used as diet pills in the 1950s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They were supposed to make you lose weight without any effort (which is the answer to your question). Nowadays, they are classified as Schedule II drugs under narcotic laws.
So, the answer has changed. Before, you could ask a doctor for a prescription, but now you would have to buy these drugs illegally on the streets. Nevertheless, exercise and eating less are still the best ways to lose weight (and yes, exercise requires moving).

If you pee or poo, you'll lose weight. No moving required!

How do you spell FBI?

Wasn't that somewhere in one of the Toy Story movies?

I want to ask someone this question now.

Gee, I don't know. That's a tough one.

What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?

Dog: *comes home from the park* Master, at the park, there was this poodle bragging about sex. What does that mean?
Person: Rover, come and sit down. We need to have a talk.

Don't worry, my dogs learned naturally, which is strange considering we had them spayed and neutered. Hormones, I guess.

That's a bit weird and creepy. Who would do that?

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How do I unbake a cake?

This was an actual question on Yahoo Answers before it sadly got shut down on 5/4/2021.

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How many games does Toadette appear in?

If it's open 7 days a week, does it mean it's open every day?

No, it means a potato monster apocalypse is happening inside the building.

No, don't you know there's around 30 days in a week and there's 12 weeks in a year? (Obvious joke)

Nope. It means the shopkeeper is wearing a blue tie.

Who am I?

You are who you are, unless you aren't, in which case you wouldn't have existed in the first place to ask such a dumb question.

A person, unless you're the first ever unicorn! Show me that roar!

I ask myself this question all the time.

What is Obama's last name?

Geez, dummies, his name is BARACK OBAMA (Obama is his surname, i.e., his last name for those who don't even know that).

Oh my god, I laughed my ASS off at this one!

Can't you put it out with gasoline?

Definitely put out a fire with gas. But don't ever use water. It will only make the fire grow bigger. (Obvious joke)

Yes, of course. It's quite safe, trust me.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

No, idiot. Go back and read marine biology books.

Then why are they called dolphins?

Allergic means you can't have them?

What anime is Hatsune Miku from?

This isn't that dumb of a question. I like Miku, but I can see why someone would think she's an anime character.

She's either from Cory in the House or Naruto.

I think she's from iCarly... something like that!

How many calories are in a booger?

I went on an all-booger diet last month. I ended up losing my pancreas as well as my wife.

Are you poor and need to eat your boogers? Probably around 2.

Well, if you want to know so much, try it and see?

Is my birthday on the same day I was born?

No. The day you were born only happens once, but your birthday happens every year. So technically yes, but only once.

Um... *laughs hysterically and coughs* *almost chokes* That really did happen.

No, it isn't. I was born on Saturday, and my birthday is on Sunday.

Surely the internet experts will tell me if my password's safe?

What store can I buy Fortnite in?

The gun shop. You see, there are LOADS of guns in Fortnite, so it's obvious that you buy the game at a gun store. I suggest Lowe's.

I don't know, probably a car dealership.

Am I alive?

No, you are dead and will never be alive.

Was Adolf Hitler a good person?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Of course, why wouldn't mayonnaise be an instrument? This is just another mobile drum. If you dry it out and break it up, it becomes a maraca.

Someone teach Patrick what an instrument is!

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

How do you fart?

Britgirl, you added this? Anyway, just eat a lot of unhealthy food.

Put your butt into Billy's face, and then - proof! You have farted.