Top Ten Worst Days to Oversleep

I overslept today, which was fine, as I was in no rush, but there are some pretty bad times to oversleep.
The Top Ten
1 Wedding Day

I agree with Britgirl on this one, and I would be angry if my fiancé was late to our wedding. Sadly, I have been late to a funeral because my aunt, who is late for everything, took me. I swear she tries to make it on time. She just can't. It's like the end of the Earth would happen if she made it on time.

How can you oversleep on the most nerve-wracking, most exciting time of your life?! I couldn't sleep at all on the eve of my wedding. I agree, though. This would be a really horrible time to oversleep.

Be it your own or a friend's. If you can do worse than Hugh Grant, you're the unintentional king of comedy.

2 Exam Day

Missing an exam would just tear my world apart. Thankfully, those days are behind me.

A way to lose your life. Gutting.

3 First Day of New Job

I was 30 minutes late to the job I've been dying to work at and completely blew it by not giving a good reason (or lie) for why I was late on the first day. The boss said he would get a hold of me but never did. This is the hardest lesson learned, job-wise.

You need a job to make money. Can't slack off. Need to be on pace every second.

4 Plane Trip Day
5 Job Interview Day
6 Funeral Day

Not your own funeral, of course. No one would mind if you overslept.

7 The Day Your Home is Being Demolished

"Uh, yeah, boss, we assume he's moved out by now."
"Aw, right, then! Let's blow it up!"
Not the thing to hear as you get out of bed.

8 Operation Day

It depends on how serious it is, but if you had to be up at a certain time, you'd have to wait another week to let them stop your kidney from exploding!

9 School Day When You Have an Assignment Due
10 First Day of School

This was me last year when this happened.
Mom: Get up!
Me: Huh?... Why?
Mom: It's your first day of school, honey!
Me: Huh?... Wait.. OH MY GOD!
Me: Runs to school.
Teacher: Why are you late and why do you have pajamas on?
Me: Oh F***!

That would be plain embarrassing!

The Contenders
11 Lottery Day
12 Christmas Day
13 Your Birthday

That would change your life for the rest of your life. This should be in place one. Why not?

14 Last Day of School
15 Thanksgiving

You would miss eating good meals, being stuffed, football games, dog shows, Charlie Brown specials, parades, and spending time with your family and friends if you sleep for the whole entire day.

16 When a New Video Game Comes Out
17 New Year's Day
18 New Year's Eve
19 Repayment Day
20 Easter
21 Last Day of Summer Vacation

Duh, you need to wait like three months.

22 Last Day of the Weekend
23 Christmas Eve
24 Monday
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